do people really stand in front of the refrigerator and eat rotisserie chicken with their bare hands at 2am?
no, I never do that past 11 pm
usually it's 4 or 5 in the morning for me
>>21615237No, usually I move it to the counter across from the fridge before i start eating it with my hands. It's hard to pull pieces off if you're holding the whole chicken.
I used to boil these in a big pot and make a watery stew, eat it with bread, some salt and pepper. it would always give me the shits something fierce
>>21615237If I eat after midnight my inner demons unleash in a physical manifestation. Some thing happens if I get wet too.
>>21615254They're called worms, anon.
>>21615237of course not, I eat shredded cheese instead
>>21615263You compromised...
only if drunk
>>21615237No, usually it some time after I black out at 3.
I only eat the skin.
>>21615237Yeah, why not? I usually go to sleep around 6.
>>21615237I do all of this apart from I use my bare hand, as I'm using the other bare hand to masturbate violently
>>21615237of course not, no rotisserie chicken would survive until 2am in my house
>>21615237I take it to bed and take big bites while weeping
>>21615270And naked
>>21615312>this makes Kenny cry
These things never make it to the fridge because I'd eat them all in one sitting, with a side slathering of mayonnaise
Not really, it tastes much better heated up.
I've never been hungry enough to get out of bed to eat something but it's probably because I'm fat and eat enough during waking hours to sustain me. I do eat cold rotisserie chicken with my bare hands though.
not me, I stand in front of the refrigerator and cram rotisserie chicken with my bare hands at 2am.
>>21615971Yeah I was going to say, I microwave it. Cold rotisserie chicken is too hard and difficult to separate.
>>21615237I eat it on the toilet
>>21615237I used to pull the chicken off the bone and add some spices to it and eat it that way.
It's more of a mentality thing than a culinary thing. Nobody does it because they WANT to.
>>21615237I usually eat it right when I get home after I buy it hot from the market yes with by bare hands and I only leave the bones sometimes I eat the bones if I feel like it
>>21615781you might need rehab if that’s the case
My boomer dad does this, yes. He often eats his meals leaning over the sink. The only time we ever sat at the dinner table as a family was Thanksgiving.
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