And how do you like to make use of them?Years ago a old girlfriend and I went apple picking, then took them home and made the best apple pie I have ever had. There is just no comparison to in season ripened on the tree fruit.
>>21616300i want a handjob from her
>>21616300imagine gaping her asshole and smelling her insides
>>21616300had a pink lady yesterday, and although i found the name to be a little lewd, it was pretty good. enough tartness but not overly so like a granny smith. sweet too.
>>21616300Pies, tarts just eat them. Granny Smiths with a sprinkle of salt are very nice.
>>21616310My mom would take granny smith apples and make the most delicious apple sauce with them. Then serve it warm with roast pork.
Is that a woman of the transgender variety
>>21616300She is stronger than me.
>>21616314Can you not tell the difference anon? Her hip to shoulder ratio for starters. She's just a farm girl with decent bone structure>>21616321Cracking an apple like that is easier than it looks. Only took me a bit of effort to find the right finger position
I've got a granny smith, a fuji, a random volunteer apple tree, and a pair of arkansas blacks are fruiting semi-well this year, a late hailstorm ruined a lot of blossoms. I'm not that great a cook but I've made some nice pies from the granny smiths.My quince didn't hardly do anything this year tho, which sucks.
green. the superior apple.
>>21616314Are you a retard from the stupid faggot variety?
wife material for breeding chads
It's not hard to split an apple you've pierced three inches with your nails like she does.
>>21616414>Really really bad for you. Too many carbs.nobody ever got sick from the carbs in an apple
>>21616300Crab
>>21616300Fuji>apple, japanYes
>>21616639hard cope
>>21616414Lmao these retards, I swear to god.Apple is full of fiber, it's very healthy.Also, I love royal gala's. I have 2 trees myself but no clue what type they are, trees are 30 something years old.I like to use em in salads, just eat one raw or bake it with onions and liver
>>21616771>look mom I'm projecting
>>21616775
>>21616775You're pathetic. I shouldn't deride you though as you're clearly mentally ill
I was really digging Golden Delicious last season. I like them before they turn yellow and when they are more tart.Mcintosh is probably my favorite overall, and recently I has a cosmic crisp which I found go be quite delightful. I’ll have to have a few more before I form a proper opinion of them though.
Cortland or Macoun from one of the local 100+ year old orchards in New England.
>>21616833See my thread from April:https://warosu.org/ck/thread/21288686
Envy
>>21616300I don't care about specific apple types because I dig all apples. They're so sweet and tart.
>>21616321It's almost entirely a technique issue when doing it like that
>she will never overpower and throw you down for sexBros wtf am I doing with my life...
Tarty apples split much easier. Also she is literally explaining how to do it, you need to apply proper leverage, like apple Archimedes
>>21616771always makes me lol when someone wants to try and make a food seem bad so they add in the word "bomb" somewhere>>21616833>Mcintosh is probably my favorite overall,same, they have the best texture
>>21616994Is that a panel from the comic by that angry asian guy that drew the one of him at school with the kids making fun of his food, then him standing in line to eat the same food made by a white dude?
>>21616300Look up Claire Saffitz apple crisp on YouTube, that shit was delicious.
>>21617189yes
>>21616314You think of crossdressing men nonstop; why haven't you killed yourself?
>>21616314Sure anon.
>>21616300Eat em fresh from the tree. I do also really like this pork and apple with egg noodle dish my dad makes
>>21616300>There is just no comparison to in season ripened on the tree fruitYou're full of shit. I've had apples that I've literally picked off the tree myself and they're not as good as granny smiths from the supermarket because granny smiths are the best variety and apples stay fresh for many months.Cultivar matters much more than freshness when it comes to apples.
>>21616321Splitting apples with your bare hands does not require strength. Bob Mortimer was is able to do it and he's in his 60https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf-jmTqe_c0
>>21617829Not quite true. The best apple cultivars can't be stored for longer than a month. Jacques Lebel>>>Granny, Golden, Jona and the rest of the supermarket lot. You're being robbed.
>>21618196Bob Mortimer is a Renaissance Man, genius personified. The man does his own dentistry with Fuji-9, on top of his kitchen isle. It's madness to suggest we're in the same league as him.
>>21616300braeburn seems to be the one
>>21616300I recently tried "lemonade" apples. A yellow hybrid variety. They were pretty tasty. Not as citrusy as described, but they had a pleasant fruity and sweet aftertaste. Texture was nice and the skin was firm and thin.Going to buy another bunch of them and make some baked stuffed apples.
>>21618634You should try these next
Real apples>Honeycrisp>Pink lady>Fuji>Macintosh>Cosmic Crisp>GalaMental disorders>Red delicious>Granny Smith>Crab
>>21616416Honestly, Xena, Farmgirl Stacy, deserves to be taken out to a nice restaurant and then a walk along a river under moonlight while holding hands.I don't particularly have a thing for tough broads. I think that women deserve to be reminded that there are many kinds of femininity and if she's cute and knows karate there's probably a few categories of feminine she fits into like the summer dress she's too embarrassed to wear around you.
>>21618649Do they taste like actual grapes? Or like grapes the way grape candy or soda flavoring does?
>>21619056Grapples are the Frankenstein’s monster of the produce aisle: a regular Fuji or Gala apple that’s been bathed in artificial grape flavoring.They don’t taste like grapes, they taste like grape flavor — the same lab-created, Dimetapp-adjacent chemical profile that candy, soda, and cough syrup use. Your mouth says “apple crunch,” your nose says “Jolly Rancher.” It’s confusing, like biting into a steak that smells like bubblegum.So if you’re expecting the nuanced sweetness of Concord grapes, you’ll be disappointed. If you’re secretly craving childhood cough medicine nostalgia in a fruit vessel, then yeah, Grapples deliver.
>>21616300Imagine that was your dick. My wife and I respectfully decline on account of the well-being of me schlong.
>>21619057thanks chatgpt
>>21616300Golden Delicious
Cosmics, although they're still a few months outKoruJazzOpalEnvyGalas are shit and I will stand by that fact as long as I live, Fuji's are okay, honeycrisps are good when they're fresh but they can't handle storage like most other applest. works at an apple company
>>21619812aurora golden gala is best appleit is a cross between splendour (a cross between red dougherty and golden delicious) and gala. Very good apple breed.
>>21616314Get help.
>>21619820>t. works at an apple companyInteresting to see your ranking, thanks for sharing. I only noticed those Cosmics existed for the first time last year.
>>21616300applejack irl
What's the deal with these newfangled Rave and SweeTango varietals?
1) Pink Lady (Cripps pink)2) Honeycrisp3) Cosmic crisp
>>21616300I will kiss her on the cheek at a bus stop and then run away before she can say anything
>>21616300Give me a cold, crisp, sour granny apple with a bowl of fresh churned market peanut butter and I’m a happy guy
