>grilled cheese>isn't grilled
>>21616312Are you retarded?
>milkshake>isn't shaken
>>21616312>Twinkies>Don't even get me erect
>chiken sandwich>not a sandwich
>french fries>made in america
>heirloom tomatos>hasn't been passed down through my family for generations
>Pork butt >is actually pork shoulder
>Chicken fried stake>Is actually beef
>Head cheese>is not cheese
>coffee>it's cat poop
>Hamburger>It's not pork
>>21616338Kek
>oven>you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
>>21616389wut?
>>21616312What is the proper name then? Griddled cheese? Even if it's made in a skillet?
>>21616418Cheese toast or something
>>21616418cheese toastie, dates back to at least the battle of Agincourt
>>21616452That wasn't a cheese toastie, me old fruit basket. >>21616424
>>21616312cheese on toast is
>>21616423but a toast is actually grilled
>catsup>you're not supping on cat
>>21616312>nigger toes>aren't toes
>Brisket>Takes really long time to cook
>>21616791
>>21616312I used to work in a school kitchen where I’d make grilled cheese sandwiches with a bucket of melted butter and industrial grade paint brush hundreds at a time. Oddly enough it was the only time I can remember feeling nauseous preparing food, something about all those melted butter fumes
>hamburger>doesn't contain any Americans, ham'd or otherwise
>>21616350>pork loin, strap on>doesn’t come with a harness
>beaver tail>it's just a cinnamon and raisin donut
>>21616312orly?
>>21616312True. It should be called "griddled cheese" because it was probably made on a griddle or in a pan. Actual grills would be a terrible way to do a cheese sandwich. >>21616315OP is not retarded. And I've just explained why that is.
>>21616809I used to get nauseated by the smell of butter as a kid despite cooking with it all the time because it tastes great. I don't know if it changed with age or from cigarettes dulling my senses, but it's nice now.
>>21616312>French fries>Aren't French
>>21616312>niggerkisses>not a smooch from a black person
>Table salt>if its on the table you haven't seasoned your food
>>21616345Belgium invented it you fucking retard
>>21616312>cumin bread>there's already a bun in the oven
>blue cheese>it's white with mold growing in it
>>21616312Then call it a cheese melt (sandwich)
>>21616791This anon thinks on level 5
Alright ill chime in>Chicken fried steak>isn't steak
>>21616312>faggot>not even remotely fruity
>Welsh rabbit>Isn't an actual rabbit>nor is it from Wales
>>21617452>boneless >still gets my dick hard
>>21620311You’re not very good at this, newfag. Lurk moar.
>>21616312>sex in a pan>still a virgin
>calls others newfag >doesn't realise because she's a newfag
>dry white wine>it's wet
>light beer>still weighs 12 ouncesAre we all being scammed? Theres a lot of bullshit names and descriptions as this thread evidences.
>cool ranch doritos>it's room temperature
>>21620622What's worse, is it's not even from a ranch, either. Yeah, I know; imagine my shock when I planned a trip to the Doritos ranch, only to find it doesn't exist.
>>21616390lul newfag
>Baby back ribs>Aren't made from a babies back or ribs
>>21616312>chicken pot pie>isn't made in and does not contain pot
>>21616791Well done lad
>>21621173and>pie>doesn't contain a bottom crust
>>21619519hey bud just wanted you to know YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID SOMEONE ALREADY SAID THAT DUMBASS >>21616353
>>21616353>>21619519>>21621189Its a steak thats fried the same way you would fry chicken, hence the name, retards.
>irish coffee>coffee doesn't even grow anywhere within 2000mi of ireland
>>21616312>order girled cheese>cheese between bread
>strawberries>not berries>no straw
>Cheeseburger>There is no Cheeseburg, Germany
>>21618935why aren't they Belgian fries then? American education?
>peanuts>do I even need to say it?
>>21616319But it is...
>offal>tastes awfulBRAVO
>>21616791Too zozzle
>chuck>feeds and seeds
>>21616338Youre not doing it right then.
>Club Sandwich>I'm not a member
>grape>im eating them by choice
>beef>i have no problem with it
>deviled eggs>hornless
