how the fuck do you even open this shit
>>21616425it helps to have some amount of nail on your finger.
wib wib wib wib wib wooooob. WIB wooooooooob. Wibwib wooob
>>21616425With your finger?
>>21616425I don't like to use my actual nails as tools, so I use the side of my finger to lift it about 1/2 way, then switch my grip to full finger to finish the job. They do sell devices on a keychain for you to use. I see bartenders and flight attendants use them to prevent their fingers from becoming sore.
>>21616425Push the middle down with your thumb, retard.
>>21616460post nails
>nailsJust push the tab down near the middle with your thumb and the ass lifts up.Y’all are retarded.
>>21616459I can't imagine the mechanics of opening a can with your dick. I'm trying so hard not to make a small dick comment. It's a challenge though.
>>21616425you use your 3D printed (vegan nu-polymer) EDC soda can opener
>>21616460based
>>21616523Then I mean did your dick really do the job?
>>21616425hand it to your twink concubine and let him figure it out.
>>21616537Maybe my 7 in girthy bastard is just ill equipped for such a job so it's hard for me to conceive of it being able top open a tab.
>>21616425Stop biting your fingernails
By making it go PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH, CRACK
>>21616425>how the fuck do you even open a can?With a can opener, dumbass.
>>21616460Get one of these then.
>>21616425butter knife
>>21616425I was born with fingernails that don't grow past the tip so sometimes if it's really pressed against the can I have to use a spoon or butter knife to prop it open.
>>21616440
>>21616803these are great. small sized bottle opener, with a tab opener too. i dont know who designed it but its so elegant in its simplicity and form
>>21616803The fuck, that's what that's for?!! I understood the bottle opener half, but damn I feel stupid.
>>21616870I thought it was for pushing bottle caps that you had pressed back on the bottle
One handed with my index while driving
>>21616473Wrap your foreskin around it and pull it under the tab. Jerk your cock a bit and watch the tab fly open. Either that or you save $135 on a circumcision.
>>21616425Use a can opener idiot.
>>21616973Just pour it over into a yeti or something.
>>21616803Faygo candy apple is the best pop available
>>21617043I was raised catholic, so too late man.
>>21616425you need to poke a hole in the bottom then the whole thing comes out clean
Use this part of the armadillo woman
>>21616425You slide your foreskin under the tab and pull down on the can as fast as possible
>>21616425For some reason the pull tabs where unreasonbly harder to use on some two hundred something millilitre iced tea cans while just fine on 375ml cans.
>>21616425Is that a can of Bang’s?
>>21617329Its just a normal can stock image that pops up when you google can
>>21617329This is the only MUG that will be posted in response on 4chan today because Manchester United lost to Grimsby Town
>>21617285Sadly I’m an American so that is of no use to me. What’s the next best option amigo?
>>21616425
>>21616437Knowing this fucking sewer OP either has long and dirty nails or he bites them down to bloody stumps. Like 90% of this site is comprised of absolutely wretched men who had no parenting or discipline and can't do anything for themselves. And yet they have a sassy attitude as if they don't totally suck at life and have to friends or prospects. lolWhat a wild place.
>>21616425I just keep breaking my right thumb nail over and over again
>>21617645I think you might have AIDS.
>>21617650>hate myself and have AIDS>don't dieGod has a fucked up sense of humor
>>21616832kek
>>21616425After you found out...Try this one next.
>>21617642Don't be mean.
Work with your hands, get calloused fingertips. Use them!
>>21617642why does that make you angry? kek
>>21616425you have to wind that 'key' until the top pops off.
>>21616425use the bottom of another can. the ring on the inside of the bottom of a can is for opening other cans
>>21617608Repeatedly throw the can at a jewish persons head until the can, or his head, bursts open. It's also a good way to relieve the trauma from them stealing your foreskin
>>21616425It's to prevent children and retards from consuming without parental approval/supervision. Sorry bud.
>>21616460>>21616828>>21617645Your hand is a natural tool. If you cant use your hand as a tool (to solve your own problem) then you are a failed designThis is from book: introduction to design
>>21619433I know I have a failed design, my fingernails literally can't grow longer than the tips of my fingers.
>>21616425the ultimate retard filter
>>21619668Why not?
>>21619061TRVKE
In the old days, it was a peel-out tab that would come completely off, and you'd toss it. Watch No Country For Old Men, specifically, the scene where he tells Carla Jean that he's going to take her into yon bedroom room and make whoopie to her, for an example. Or War Games, when he hacks the pay phone.
