>>21617689
>Have gf
>We normally worked together, we met at work on her gap year
>She doesn't come back one summer
>She gets a summer job at a tea shop in a crowded little market building
>Miss her insanely
>She doesn't drive so don't get to see her as much
>We plan a visit
>Come to see her at the tea shop before hand
>Not much of a tea drinker
>She makes me a thai tea with milk and boba in it
>It's delicious
>Get devlish idea
>Take a massive sip
>Blurt out "WHY THANK YOU, TEA MAKER! THIS IS THE BEST TEA I HAVE EVER HAD! BRAVO!"
>Throw like 8 bucks in ones into the tip har
>Everyone looks
>Girlfriend is beat red
>Have sex later

>>21617692
Huh?

>>21617693
Oh I forgot to mention the tea was really tasty.

>>21617695
?

>>21617692
and then everyone clapped (her)

>>21617689
drink for women

>>21617689
i love it so much especially matcha and green tea

>>21617692
that's some anime shit right there

>>21617929
I stole the idea from how Chris Farley used to make people uncomfortable on SNL.

>>21617689
Taste like shit
Requires extensive blowjob skills to suck up the balls through the massive straw
I don't get it personally for I am not a woman

id rather have the tea without the bubbles

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>>21617689
I like it.

>>21617689
Overrated, cutesy drink for women and faggy men. Way too much sugar and the drink gets bad fast. The balls are more of an inconvenience, I hate having to suck them all out immediately or else they'll turn into gross ass mushy balls for being in the drink for too long.

>>21617689
pretty bad for you, like an asian milkshake

not made with milk at all either, just powder mix and creamer

if you enjoy it as a treat fine

>>21617692
You told her she's an eight dollar whore?

>>21617689
a gimmick to appeal to women, gays, and teens. Like 90% of products these days.

>>21617689
Love it.

But it's so much cheaper to make it yourself. The only truly 'extra' thing you gotta buy is the boba pearls. Everything is is pretty normal. And it's mostly fucking milk.

>>21617689
It’s a nice sometimes treat

>>21617689
Why would I consume something that looks like mold

>>21618006
These days? Shit's been around 25 years that I know of, and supposedly originated in the early 80's. Wake up pop-pop.

>>21617946
Ew

>>21617689
Had a lot of it this past January.

>>21617689
Dead fad

>>21617931
Decaf??

Look up the nutrition facts on the tapioca pearls. Some of the most calorie-dense food you could possibly ingest.

>>21618387
Nah, his fresh-a-pepper bit, though decaf is also amazing. Farley was so peak.