before calling me a jeet i am a white manbut even i have to admit India is ancient civilization at least on par if not superior to Chinaand their cuisine definitely in top 3also their cuisine is vegetarian which are good for your health and your soulPalak paneer is a must try dish
>>21617733don't bother, all this shitty board does is spout tired memes, argue over nothing and make fast food rankings
>>21617733>>21617736you "people" eat poop
>>21617737thanks for proving my point
>>21617733nah, it's overrated. and before you jump on me, I'm not saying it's bad. it's just that it doesn't belong in discussion of the best cuisines, where a lot of people rank it in the top 5 or even 3. it's good, but it's just not *that* good. I think people just overhype it because the flavor profile is novel to western palates, and people think more spices = more flavor. but when that novelty wears off, it isn't really that exciting. and technique-wise, it's nothing to write home about. basically every dish is just some kind of slop served with a carb. it might be tasty slop, but it's slop nonetheless. there isn't enough refined technique and texture variation to really elevate it to a top tier cuisine. it's mid tier.
>Saar fried poop is good saar tiki masala national britisher dish
>>21617736Pretty much. Americans poison all discussion.
>>21617733Indian doesn't even make the best curry let alone other dish
>>21617755If you say some dumb shit like Japanese curry I'll rape you
I think indian food is just diarrhea served with basmati rice.
Man I love Indian food. There's a place near me called Taco Mahal that does Indian "tacos" using roti or naan, their recipes are legitimately good and they sell the dishes like curry, saag paneer, etc on their own as well.
>>21617761>I'll rape youquintessentially indian
>>21617733It's overrated. I see a lot of white people like you loving Indian food in the USA while authentic Chinese food beats it by a mile. Presentation is also literally like poo, if you ever took stool samples, consistency is 100% the same as Indian food. It's also not as healthy as you claim it is, Indians love cooking food with shittons of oil and fat. Why do you think the average Indian man is a fatass?
I miss Indian buffets. The pandemic took away a lot of them.
>>21617733I think it's rated pretty well. It's good and people IRL like it. Ignore the /pol/shitters spouting memes.
i like saag. learned about it on my 2nd or 3rd time eating indian food so ive tried anything else
>>21617733It's the best vegetarian food can get
>>21617867Nigga, that's just a kati roll.>>21617748My wife is Indian and makes saar. That stuff is delicious. It's a thin and tangy curry or curried soup. Look into a recipe for tomato saar. You might like it. >>21617733Palak paneer? Friend, my wife makes that motherfucker with homemade paneer. We love it. My favourites that she makes are the summertime foods. These so-called salads called koshimbir. Most of them are similar to morkovcha (I'm central Asian so that's what I grew up with) and Korean muchim and namul salads. Tomato koshimbir is basically just unwatery Marathi salsa. Red cabbage koshimbir has this fantastic crunch I lose my shit for. She makes pear koshimbir with those round Korean pears as well as many, many other types of salads. So she'll make three of these salads then we just pop open a few tins of fish and eat it all with a stack of homemade roti.
>>21617733it is not just good, but extremely good, try a worthy butter chicken, with a side of "indian rice" and to go together with a cheese naan and you're in fucking heaven
>>21617733All good indian food was brought to them by other cultures. Paneer included.
>>21617908No it’s not a kati roll that’s different.
>>21617912heaven, I'm in heaven ...
>>21617921Indians couldn't even invent cheese by themselves?
>>21617739That's what we do here, if you ever need any help remembering how disgusting everything about you and your country is don't think twice about reaching out
>>21617733>underratedbruh it's hyped af wtf are you smoking
>>21617951Yes, that's why they only have like 3 types of cheese over the entire subcontinent.
>>21617908How does a central asian man marry an Indian woman? Where are you from?
>>21617950Raise your protein intake, maybe your children will have a better brain development and be smarter an healthier
It can be good stuff but it's definitely not underrated. Overrated if anything. >also their cuisine is vegetarian which are good for your health and your soulMostly due to a tradition of poverty, love chick pea indian food but their nutrition is retarded. I had indian coworkers asking why they go to the gym 2 times per day and don't gain any muscle. Turns out they eat no protein for breakfast and barely any for dinner. Indian food is tasty but it's also not practical like the rest of the world
Indian food is the zenith of 3rd world slop. So sloppy, you have to it eat it with your hands since Indians don't know what utensils are. That's it's always rice, slop and more slop. It's so slop that everyone who eats it is a rotund monkey who smells like poo. Sloppy like poo. Cow poo and pee and also part of their diet. Very cultured.
>>21617967It's also genetics, they're just predisposed to skinnyfat. You're forgetting chickpeas, lentils, and beans are chock full of protein.
>>21617733maybe the easiest lock for an S tier cuisine on the planet but racists on /ck/ will post webms of unsanitary street vendors from their moms basement in whatever flyover shit hole they wallow in
>>21617959I'm from Italy, my dad is Kazakh. She's from Trinidad. We met at a party in New York after I finished uni and she was just about to finish hers. >>21617935Fair enough. I call them Bharitos.
>>21618039these people take it as personal as a paid shill would, if it quacks it's a duck
>>21617867Sounds way more interesting than the Indian "fusion" I got near me.
>saar pls see india good saar we better than china saar btw meat evil saar
>>21618045>She's from TrinidadMan i completely forget there are Indian people in Fiji, ghana, south africa, and trinidad
>>21618099>t. amerilard that's never ate from a tandoor
>>21617733I had extra spicy butter chicken and garlic naan last night with some white rice. Was fucking expensive as hell but really good. Their portions suck though. Tiny little bowl of it for $17 and the Garlic Naan was $7.
>>21618099>india good>meat evilYou hate to be correct but you are
>>21618133I'm not that anon, some indians are vegetarian due to religion, I think some are not, some indian food has meat in it
>>21617733Indian food is some of the best food I have ever had. The problem is it's made by indians. They are not known for their grasp of the concept of sanitation.
>>21618148Admittedly they're not perfect but them trying to be more compassionate to animals through their cuisine is a thing to be respected
>>21618149>They are not known for their grasp of the concept of sanitation.And Americans are?
>>21617736This. It's obviously a bait thread, they always are. The small IQ tards can't help but unleash their confused and naive squeals
>>21618149All I read on this board is how many yanks have diarrhoea. Yet they're scared of Indian food?
>>21618174I didn't read the OP, you might be onto something*leaves thread*
>>21618177They're not scared of the food, they're scared of what is on the hands of the person preparing it.
>>21618171He was talking about Indian-Americans specifically
>>21618185And you think teenage wage slaves are gonna do their utmost to be clean?
>>21618105Bro, Indians are fucking everywhere. In Italy, we brought a bunch in after WW2 to work as cattle farmers and they're generally fine. Not everyone feels that way, sure, but for most Italians, if we're forced to take any immigrants, Indians are the ones we'd probably be most okay with as long as they're not Muslims.As for Trinidad, she and her family are weird for Indotrinidadians. Most of them are Rajasthani, Sindhi etc IE descended of northern types who got there as indentured labourers in the 1800s. They've been there so long that they lost their regional languages and speak Trinidadian Hindi, which combines Hindi and a bunch of regional languages into one creole. Her family are Marathi and got there a hundred years after as skilled and educated workers (doctors, architects etc). Basically H-1Bs before they were a thing.She speaks Marathi with her mum and broken, weird Hindi with the Punjabi folks at our local Indian supermarkets.She's said she's probably related to every Marathi in Trinibago since such a small number of them bothered moving to the islands at all.>>21618148Yeah, my wife cooks and eats meat. She even eats beef from time to time. The only Indians I've ever known to be almost always vegetarian are Gujaratis. I've known a bunch of them here in America and only one ate meat and even then, he only does so rarely.
>>21617741>basically every dish is just some kind of slopanyone who says this hasn't really eaten much indian food
>>21618171Anon, who do you think are running the Subway restaurants?
>>21618171this is low quality food but has nothing to do with sanitation
>>21617761Cry harder, Jakshit
Why are white americans filtered so hard by Indian food? Europeans eat it all the time. Is it actually because they think the sauces look like diarrhoea? Extremely childish if so. Try not being a retard who orders meme westernised dishes like butter chicken or kormas. Get a Madras.
>>21618296>Madras*googles it*sounds good, any description you'd give? I personally think butterchicken is ridiculously good, I get that is probably not too OG indian, or is it?in regards of tasty spicy food there's moroccan tajim (not the "psice", the recipe), ideally made of lamb meat, that shit is to call the police over being overly delicious
>>21618283So you don’t see any sanitation issues I sure as hell do
>>21618296You're retarded and poor, white Americans love Indian food.
>>21617741It does like saucey rice stews, spices, and fruit well. Learning about it can add a lot to your cooking arsenal.
>>21617733>before calling me a jeet>i am a white manExactly what a fucking pooja would say.
>>21617733>also their cuisine is vegetarianIf that is how you eat, good for you. It's not the whole cuisine though, nor is it the best of their cusine.
>>21617733>Indian food is vegetarian
Indian food is very overrated, atleast in Europe
>>21617733It can be hard to find done well. That's all I'll say.I can count on one hand how many restaurants pass my standards in my lifetime. If they don't have more than 5 breads on the menu, they might suck in general.
>>21618296Why are you begging people to eat indian food, seems pretty sad.
>>21618343I'll give it to you that the last 2 times I've gone it was mid, but the first 2 were excellent, here in europeso clearly it isn't the cuisine but the shitter chef not even trying
>>21618192the average snot nosed teen is literally "Mr. Clean" compared to even the top percentile of Jeets. That is the truly horrific thing.
>>21617733“Indian food” is invented by the brits. Indians would eating cow shit more than they already do otherwise
I just went to an Indian buffet and this is everything I ate. I had 5 bowls of the kheer. I wish I was really tall and fat so I could go to a buffet and eat a lot of food and get my moneys worth.
>>21618360Not really no
>>21618412I fundamentally don't understand why 4chan started hating indians so much
>>21618437i think some places got horrible indians and posted about it a lot and the hive mind took over, and there's like two billion indians so they have a lot of content to farm
>>216184374chan has always been filled with vile racists and half of participating on a lower-traffic board like /ck/ is just waiting for them to get out of the way so we can actually talk about stuff.
>>21618409I hate those little cheese balls in the syrup. They are so sickening sweet, and that's coming from an American. Love the rice pudding and everything else though.
>>21617733I love Indian food and wholeheartedly agree. My problem is I have a sensitive digestion and have already gotten food poisoning 3 times from Indian restaurants. I cook it rather authentically but only manage to do so seldomly.
>>21618412Yes, actually.
>>21618464perhaps try going to a more refined indian restaurant, where westerners go and such, that's what I did and it was good
>>21618472>>21618464Yes finding a good indian restaurant to eat at is the opposite of Anthony Bourdain's rule about looking for a line of people from that culture waiting to eat there. You want to look for indian restaurants frequented by the most white people possible.
>>21618437really? here's a hint
>>21618441>>21618440>>21618437Haven't spent much time actually around them eh?
>>21618465Nope
>>21618597racist philosophy is nonsense. I've always been around Indians and I see nothing wrong with them. Idiots who grow up around diversity and hate people who aren't their group are idiots no matter who they are. Closed mind with low iq parents
>>21618572It's almost as of the population of a country is directly correlated to how many Internet users it has or something. >those are the top four most populous nations on earth + Brazil, which is the sixth rather than fifth (which is Poo-kistan, likely because the average Poo-kistani has about half the income of the average Poo-ndian)
>>21618461>I hate those little cheese balls in the syrup. They are so sickening sweetDude i thought i was the only one. I went to an Indian wedding with the boys and my cousin ate like 7 of these. I went wtf, i could only finish oneThey taste like concentrated diabetes
>>21618608Your naive sense of moral superiority isn’t going to prevent your sister from being raped if left alone to travel in their god forsaken, corpse-ridden, litter infested country they are all scrambling to get out of. You’ve attended highschool with the Indian equivalent of millionaire’s children and “didnt see what the problem was.” Congratulations, you must have the only experience on Earth worth contemplating.>Tourists go to India, get groped, gang raped or murdered at worst>India has most polluted rivers on Earth>Can’t drop a pin anywhere in Google Street View without seeing piles of trash next to the road.>significant portion of GDP and cash flow to India is scamming the elderly in Western countries.>Go to National Park in the west. 8 dozen jeets at any given vista or special point breaking rules, getting in water, littering, being obnoxious. >Caste culture gives Brahmin immigrants superiority complex despite being 10 IQ lower than you and getting into frantic bumbling rages because they dont understand simple shit.>Move into neighborhood and fit 15 people into a 3 bedroom house with cars parked all over the street>always being smelly>wear polo shirts, jeans and sandals to the gym, being dyels and taking up valuable machine occupancy barely trying to exercise>fetish for white people for males and females>creepy gazes at neighborhood pools and shopping malls>take credit for Indian cuisine when it was all modernized and made palatable and safe for consumption by brits
>>21617736Pajeet defense force would never call you a liar
>>21618608>I've always been around Indians and I see nothing wrong with them.Way to kill your entire argument. Keep fighting the stinky fight if you want it so much, maybe one day you will wake up in a world where indians are decent
>>21618617That's not the point, you fucking moron. Right now in terms of users India alone is basically on par with the entire English speaking internet, and the overwhelming majority is made up of fucking retards like you. Not only that, but there's still 800M more mouthbreathers waiting to get online. That's like 4 bobsvagene for every half decent poster. It's barely started and the internet is already putrefying. As soon as they start leading the trends it's fucking over. It's no surprise people hate them.
>>21618698Only read far enough to realise that you sound really really mad that you got called out for posting really really misleading stuff, Boris. Sorry that Putain might dock your turnip rations this week. : (
>>21618698Well fuck, you ruined my day
>>21618698dead internet theory debunked, now we have the jeeted internet, and it's much, much worse
>>21618412dude I'm not kidding when I say literally 99% of indians I pass in public smell like absolute shit. not exaggerating, not trying to be an epic internet racist, it's my daily reality. you can literally smell some of them from feet away. it's unreal. the concept of basic hygiene seems completely foreign to them.
>>21618766you’re an idiot
>>21618762they've even taken over ai
>>21618776you can try to gaslight me all you want but you can't convince me that the daily assault on my olfactory senses every time I go out in public isn't real. it is all too real. I wish it wasn't. I wish it were a minority even. but it's literally almost all of them. they reek.
>>21617733>i am a white manMust be the reason why you save files in pajeet language>but even i have to admit India is ancient civilization at least on par if not superior to ChinaSure thing mr pajeet>and their cuisine definitely in top 3Top three that will give you giardiasis >also their cuisine is vegetarian which are good for your health and your soulYou are a brown faggot, the reason your people is dumb is because you refuse to eat animal protein>Palak paneer is a must try dishMust try to throw to the trash
>>21618818>your people is dumbo d iron e
>>21617733Where in the hell do you live that Indian food is underrated? Everywhere I go people always love it and rate it highly.
>>21618818>your people is dumbWhat a dense cunt
>>21617733>i am a white manbut even i have to admit India is ancient civilization at least on par if not superior to ChinaWhite people don't speak like this, SanjayC-, apply yourself more
>>21618323No they do not, they like fake indian dishes specifically made for their tastebuds or entry level shit. And it's dwarfed by the popularity of Chinese, Mexican and Italian cuisine.
>>21619649it's so pathetic that they always try to hide their identity.
>>21617733I think it's ok, made some nice curries myself over the years, green is my favoirite.But in the end it's just stews over rice with exotic spices.
>>21619652>specifically made for their tastebudsNo, it's just Punjabi food. Punjabi cuisine is the "Indian food" Americans and Canadians think of when they think "Indian food". That literal toilet of a nation is fucking gigantic with a seemingly endless number of languages and distinct (also di-stink-t) cultures. Each region is basically its own country because that's exactly what they were once upon a time. Shit >>21618193/>>21617908/>>21618045's wife cooks (except palak paneer, I guess) would be fairly different from what people from Punjab cook but with enough familiarity that someone would recognise as Indian cuisine. Then we get to the foods of South and it's alien af, what with the huge number of vegetables that simply don't exist elsewhere. From what I understand, the East eats a fucktonne of meat, which goes against what most people know about Indian food.I read about this dish they do in the jungles out there where they capture a wild boar, roast it over wood until it's basically dehydrated and smoky then simmer it in something; I don't remember if it was coconut milk it just plain water but either way, other than the spices, that was all there was to it. No veg. The article kept referring to them as tribespeople and they certainly looked the part. I was expecting people in India to be dressed like those African hunter-gatherer societies. Also, I'm not sure rice is that common in North India, from what I gather. Outside of those mixed rice dishes like pilaf or whatever. I think white rice is just offered in restaurants because it's the cheapest and easiest carb to provide.
>if you point out how I actually eat poop, you are very racist, saar.
>>21619652>Uhmmmmm Amerilards eat fake poop!! Us superior Europeans have more discerning poop taste buds Lmao
>>21617733there are zero (0) restaurants in india with a michelin star.
>>21617741It’s good but a lot of the dishes aren’t worth the amount of effort required, like Chinese feast foods.
What's everyone's favorite chutney? I find it hard to tear myself away from the green one.
>>21620089Which dishes? I'm the guy with the Marathi wife. She can crank out two or three different curries and a stack of roti in about 40 minutes. The palak paneer a few of y'all are gushing over takes about fifteen minutes. Garlic/ginger in the pan. She also adds chili pickle because we love the taste but it's not traditional. Also onion. And ghee or oil. Salt. Cook a few. Add pureed spinach, cheese cubes and salt (she uses stock cube) and cook down then add spice oil. That's it. And while that's going, she'll have some other things going, too. She always starts with the roti dough if she's making it with something other than whole wheat flour because they need to be done with boiling water and that's too hot to work with by hand. I asked her and she said she doesn't know why boiling water works but could water doesn't just that it does. But either way, after making the curries, cooking the roti is the last step. She uses a two burner griddle so she can cook two at the same time and the only take a minute or so per pair.Honestly, other than the spicework and how she manages to roll roti dough in such a way that the balls rotate themselves as she just told back and forth, everything she makes is pretty simplistic and I can't imagine the rest of India being terribly different.>>21620139Not really a fan of any myself. Their sweet-tart flavour just ain't my jam.
>>21620158>she doesn't know why boiling water works but could water doesn't just that it doesCOLD water, rather. And add a comma in there for legibility: >she doesn't know why boiling water works but cold water doesn't, just that it does
>>21620139I like both the tamarind chutney and the chili chutney. I used to make the chili chutney at home and eat it on bratwursts
>>21617733I don't like the way my stomach feels and the aftertaste of a curry dish makes me want to throw up. I am a very open minded person when it comes to food I'll eat anything (if it's good) but this is a hard pass. Actually I did have a really good coconut chicken curry I think like over a decade ago with homemade naans from a really good place. But aside from 1 exception my experience with curries has been very dire.>>21617741I'm thinking it became popular after the UK declared it it's national dish.
