>*Microwaving not recommendedI don't care that it's not recommended, how long do I microwave these for?
until the first one explodes then quickly take them all out
>>21617945Enjoy your soggy, half uncooked, half molten lava slop
>>21617945assuming you have the surface of a dinner plate mostly covered in a single layer start close to 2 minutes, maybe 1:40, and reassess
>>21617945Do you not have an air fryer?
>>21617945Do like a half-dozen at a time for 2 minutes at a time and tell us how it went, I'm curious.
>>21617945if you don't own any kind of oven (air fryer included) just toss them in a lightly oiled non-stick pan and keep moving them with a spatula until they're golden and thoroughly hot
>>21618163This, but do them on lower heat than you think you'll need because you will need to defrost and then warm the cheese before the breading overcooks and burns.
why do so many retards on this board insist on microwaving everything? do they really enjoy soggy undercooked food or are they just too retarded to use an oven?
>>21618181Years of scrolling tiktok and masturbating multiple times a day has turned them into impatient, dopamine-fried losers. They don't want to wait for the oven to preheat when they could just throw it in the microwave or a mini basket air fryer and eat the subpar results instead while they goon and watch youtube shorts. Honestly many such cases.
>>21617945They'll be mush but edible I guess.
>>21618181I do like soggy food. I let my cereal sit for a few minutes before eating and I've recently make the breakthrough of microwaving bagels - so damn chewy and good, never going back to toasting for just cream cheese
>>21617945When I used to be a turbo fatass I nuked these all the time, like 6-7 minutes makes the cheese melt out and crisp but also makes them hard as a brick which I didn't mind because I liked it that way. The cheese also stuck to the paper plates they melted on but I also didn't mind that because I eat paper sometimes. I don't live this kind of life anymore.
>>21618393it’s fine you have this preference just please don’t talk about it or do it in public
>>21617945Why would you microwave them?
>>21617945Just make them in in a toaster oven you mong
>>216179453 minutes on power level 6.
>>21617945>doesn't have an air fryer
>>21617945seal them in a foil pouch and put them on the hot engine block of your car for 10-15 minutes
>>21618631Tell us more of your turbo fat ass days
>>21620508>used to order 3 double bacon cheeseburgers and 2 bacon cheese dogs from Five Guys and eat them all in the same hour>could down half a box of large size bisquick for breakfast with half a stick of butter to fry them in, bacon and rivers of syrup>ate meat lovers dominos pan pizzas with a 2 liter orange soda and cheesy bread often>made carb bomb abominations like cookies in sandwich loaves>ate pasta pretty much almost every day, able to eat two boxes of spaghetti at a time, mountains of mozzarella on top>made double decker frozen waffles with peanut butter in between as a snack>downed 40 pc mcnuggets like nothing and also used them as burger toppingsAmong other things. I was not very kind to my body. It was only recently that I decided to finally get my shit together and lose weight, I got like 50 pounds to go until I'm at a healthy BMI and my body is just loose flesh central. Don't be a fatass.
In my opinion, frozen taquitos are better microwaved than cooked in the oven.
>>21618169Or you could defrost them for like 30 seconds in the microwave and then pan fry them.