I tell you, there’s nothing like being able to just walk down the block and get a single slice of decent pizza.
Soaked in hot sauce then covered with grated cheese. Mmm.
>>21618577autistic pizza
>>21618577hey stoop kid. want another visit
>>21618583Not even my stoop but feel free!
>>21618577Is autistic pizza any good?
>>21618615Well, their plain slice is $2.50 and in a neighborhood where Joe's is $4.50, that's not a bad deal. Their crust is floppy garbage but the sauce is okay and the cheese is real (not necessarily the case at the $1/1.50 joints). Plus they have hot sauce out and it's really good on this.
>>21618577i lived in ny for 28 years.you 100% paid $3 for that slice.
>>21618661Nope. I kept the 50 cents of change.
>>21618577I miss living close to restaurants, did a diet once where I’d eat whatever I wanted as long as I walked there
>>21618577>vegan pizzaenjoy your cardboard op
>>21619583They also have a regular menu that you didn’t show. So what’s your point?
New Yorkers talk a big game but I've mostly been disappointed by NY pizza
>>21618632undercarriage issues will plague any review
you're supposed to fold it
>>21619942>undercarriage Please log off the internet and stop being such a goybrained retard thank you.
>>21619943That would be a sandwich not a pizza
>>21620077you're not a new yorker, kid
>>21619943Eh, you really only need to do that if you're eating it on the go. When you're at a table, do whatever.
>>21620126Thank god
>>21618577
>>21619583$30 for a single pizza? What the fuck is going on with the economy?
>>21618577This is what I get when I walk down the block lololol
>>21620203I think they forgot to cook it
>>21618577>greenwich villageQueer
(((new york city))) sucks
>>21621095Just get in your car and go
does pineapple belong on pizza(it doesn't really matter it's just because I'm curious I'm probably gonna start World War III on 4chan)
>Dollar slices are dea--Not on 14th Street
>>21619583I know it might upset you but pizza is vegan...
>>21621203>consensus. Newfag.
>>21621282That’s some rough looking pizza
>>21621203Pineapple is my favorite topping.
>>21621203You are a massive faggot and it's nothing to do with pineapples or pizzas.
>>21620181That's what you'll pay for an actually good pizza like John's or Arturo's. I can't imagine anyone paying that for Artistic Pizza though. They're okay but definitely not worth that
>>21621282Grim
>>21619583>vegan chicken bacon ranchLike what the fuck is even in that?
>>21621590Genuinely how is it different from any other pizza in nyc? All of your “slices” look rough, like a grease-soaked napkin.
>>21622046if you can’t see difference between that and, say, this, I can’t get you new eyes or a new brain
>>21622053that doesn't look more or less appealing than the other pizza, just a thinner and drier looking crust (with way more grease everywhere else
>>21621282I like how they reused spittoon drippings in the sauce, economical AND flavorful
>>21621282You get what you pay for lmao
>>21622619the ignorance and indignation of the common man is always embarrassing to encounter in the wild
>>21618577>brown
>>21621533No, it's not. Retard.
>>21621282>>21622053equally grim 2bh
>>21623146So basically you don't know pizza.
>>21623165>americans>knowing pizza
>>21623165Ehhh fuggedabaadit isn't it? Ehhh ohhh! I'm from NY so I'm an authority on pizza, don't you think? It never ceases to amaze me how uppity a NYer will get, like they're special. Did Spiderman swing past your block in one of the movies? Wowwww
>>21623173what a shitty, incomplete pizzaAmerica took pizza and completed it.needs some pinapple
>>21623176I don't know who the bigger faggot is, I think it's a tie. You both obviously suck dick
>>21621282I’ve always wondered who buys those dollar slices
>>21623175Someone sounds jealous.
>>21623382Ha you got #rekt
>>21618577disgusting brown hand
>>21623797do you know what a shadow is
>>21623798the pizza is shadowed too and it didnt turn poop colored
>>21623805so you don't know what a shadow is. back to school with you, tardo
>>21623811ok im going right now to learn about slavery and the holocaust im gonna be really smart like you
>>21623816tards gonna tard
>>21623820make up whatever fantasies about me you want, doesn't change how stupid you are. you're typing this stuff on a 4chan board on a weekend morning. this is your life
>>21623823you're typing here too this is also your life and im the dumb one?you're coping now its funny
>>21623826yeah I mean I'm no better than you in that respect, admittedly. cheers
>>21623828now i feel bad for beating you
you're not ready for the middle eastern pizza, BTFO's "best pizza in the world" award in my city btw, not ny not us
>>21623861the only way the pizza in that picture could be good is if the crust was exceedingly good
>>21623862the crust is nothing special, the dough is nothing special, the ovening is nothing specialthe tomato is special, the mozzarella is acceptable but the basil and specially the pesto rosso, top pizzas I've had by a wide margin
>>21622046ThisAmericans are ridiculous
>>21623861Dude that pie has turds on it
>>21618577how is the pizza autistic?
I wish I lived in NYC.I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant
>>21618577Is it seriously just a cheese pizza? Lame.
>>21618577Post a pic of the decent pizza then?
>>21626381
>>21621282Looks good af
>>21618577So, it's like going to your high school cafeteria on Pizza Day, but your surrounded by drug addicts and everything smells of piss.Delightful.
>>21628024amazing
>>21620203Wtf is it
