I don't get why it's fucking big on the top and small on the bottom.They need to learn how to make it even.
>>21618822it’s not small, it’s thin
>top>bottomThey are the SIDES when you hold it correctly
>>21618825so top and bottom can switch sides?
>>21618825look how it's oriented in the bag. notice one side is flat as a pancake.that's from it being the bottom
>>21618824honestly, I don't know the difference between that and that in English.and I can't muster up the energy to care
>>21618822proper hot dog buns are Newinglund style topcut
>>21618838are these DEEP? would be lovely if I could push the dog into the bottom then fill it 80% up with onions
>>21618838how the hell do I get my hands on one of those?
>>21618841oh they're deep cut anon, they're deep cut>>21618843they're quite common in New England anon. it's autumn, it's a good time to visit anyway. I can show you some spookie old cemeteries you can visit
>>21618849having the sides toastable is pretty smart I have to say.but my friend I'm all the way on the other side of the country.perhaps you could email some to me?
>>21618853you're gonna have to find an expat baker who is filling this rsource gap for his community. surely someone out there is producing these
>>21618856well, now that I know what it looks like, I can probably find it at the store
>>21618871possibly. I lived in CA for a coupe years and I don't think I ever saw them, but this was many years ago and perhaps they've evolved
>>21618849Can I just buy Texas toast and cut it myself?
>>21619181no.
>>21618838That looks like canned cranberry sauce or something. Yuck.
>>21619181no :[>>21619198it's an oniony barbecue sauce anon. it's quite delicious and kind of their claim to fame
>>21618826Ha!
>>21618822Bake them yourself then. See what happens.
>>21618822I'd say get topcut but even those can be uneven.
>>21618838dogshit toasting on that buns desu.you really want full butter coverage and toast them until they are a deep golden brown all over
The last two times I've bought hotdog buns there has been one cut 90% top and 10% bottom.
>>21620837sounds like me :3
>>21620829the underpinning philosophy here is just to warm the buns on the griddle, they aren't trying to toast and butter them. they've been doing this for 80 years they can't just change it now
>>21618874You still can't get pizza in California, there are zero Newinglund style topcut hot dog buns
>>21618849>I can show you some spookie old cemeteries you can visitWhere ? I'm interested
>>21618822Hot dogs are best on a slice of toast, you cannot convince me otherwise.
>>21618822I like to make a lazy no-knead bread dough and plop a cylinder of it onto the parchment.Then I'll either just smush the hot dog into the top to make a pocket for it, or use it to penetrate the dough and toss it all into the oven until it's done.
>>21618824just like My DICK!
>>21620966Spider GatesElliott Hill Burial GroundParker CemeteryWendell Farnsworth's Headstone
>>21621268I agree anon but pls, America innovated and perfected this 93 years ago >>21618838>>21618849
>>21618822Know whats worse? Trying to buy hotdog buns in CT. Only 'top sliced' is in stock, here is your replacement. Fuck these gay ass top sliced buns. I want SIDE SLICED like a normal person.
>>21618838FUCK YOUALSO I JUST GOT ONE THAT WAS 10% BREAD ON ONE SIDE AND 90% BREAD ON THE OTHER.The worst of both worlds. Uneven cut like op. And a terrible top sliced great value bullshit replacement
>>21621674>great valuewell there's your problem you dum-dum>>21621671https://youtu.be/n9rGVlYESF8?si=NLfipR6Km0Zh9nFd
Real talk. New England is responsible for this. They can't make good food. They can't make good bread. We all just let them carry on. There's bigger problems going on.
>NewEnglandChan: I made a sandwich!!!!>Everyone else: That's great!>NewEnglandChan: It's lobster meat on a hot dog roll>Everyone else: yeah, great>NewEnglandChan: It's the best sandwich ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>Everyone else: Ok maybe let's calm down>NewEnglandChan: FUCK YOU YOU HATE CULTURE YOU FUCKING POORFAG WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO OHIO AND DIE IN A FUCKING COAL MINE I MAKE GOOD SANDWICHES YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE CULTURE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRADE ROUTES AND LOCAL FISHING ECONOMY WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE WEARING THE WRONG SWEATER
>>21621687this is just a fiction anon. none of this has ever happened.also let's be absolutely crystal clear, that lobster roll was served on a proper Newinglund style bun
>>21618822The top tastes better, so they're trying to give you a little more top so you'll buy more buns.
>>21621679Its not my fault - I wanted pepperidge farms. And no im not going shopping myself, they gave me free walmart+ for a year
>>21621731>pepperidge farmswhat fucking state are you in (meaning which of These United States are you in, not what fucked up condition you are in)? if you're in at least MA/CT/RI you should be buying Gold Medal buns or as a backup J.J.Nissin
>>21621694>lettuceoh shit, they're improvising
>>21621907drive around Rhode Island anon they do them all a little different but the core principles are intact: top-cut buns and proper chunks of Atlantic lobstah. a layer of crunchie lettuce looks nice to me even if they don't all do it that way
>>21621918>top-cut buns and proper chunks of Atlantic lobstah. a layer of crunchie lettuce looks nice to me even if they don't all do it that wayThe only difference is precooked and served cold w/mayo, or warm with melted butter. No one would be mad with lettuce if cold, but you don't see anything but meat, usually.
>>21621918>drive around Rhode Islandlol fuck no
>>21621925I think all of the above are legit>>21621972your loss
>>21621995>your loss>lose driving around Rot IslandIs it though?
>>21622008Don't be glib anon. Rhode Island, as small as it is, is rich with both shitholes and beautiful places. As is New England in general. Best seafood in the world and worthwhile coastlines and hiking and history. You're very glib.
>>21622025>rich with shitholesyes>beautiful placesdebatable>Best seafood in the worlddebatable at best>worthwhile coastlinesmaybe, maybe>hikingsure, anywhere is fine>historydoesn't matter>glib glibYes....It looks alright now that I've looked at it.
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>>21618822>I don't get why it's fucking big on the top and small on the bottom.
>>21621754Not available at my walmart
Because they are anatomical
>>21622588you need to write a letter anon
>>21618838Superior bun type, these are common in Quebec
>>21618822i dont know why its thinner on one side. but i assume theres a good reason - otherwise why would they do it? chesterton has a parable about this
>>21622768Why is it black?
>>21623093Because that was the first result that fit
>>21622897Us Northerners need to stick together. If not for Fort William Henry or Lake Champlain, at least for proper hot dog buns †https://youtu.be/HBvDRxcHRZU?si=yeXItlQ4YWQ20PEl
