It wasn't bad, actually
>>21620928Then why is your thread so terrible?
im not eating it.
>>21620928I'm noticing more chocolate bars stuffed with filling. Seems like a way to charge more for less chocolate. Especially with the chocolate shortage
Is it true that Dubai chocolate is being marketed so aggressively in order to bury search results of social media influencers being shidded on when they're flown to Dubai Porta Potty parties?
>>21620944Because you don't seem to want to engage with the subject>>21621047Could be. I don't think it's all that bad, considering the goodies that come out of it>>21621054Wouldn't be surprised. Could even be a crass in-joke among the Portapotty Party hosts.
>>21620928OP confirmed homo
>>21620928how much did that cost and was it really worth it
>>21620928Why do boomers and zoomers fall for every stupid gimmick unlike us millennials.
>>21620928I bet the price was bad.
>>21620928the heat of the sun melts the pistachios
>>21620928the chocolate bar itself is decent. all derivatives are terrible.>>21621322costco sells a bag of individually wrapped three inch squares. i think it's a bit under a buck a square? not terrible. i've certainly paid more for worse
>>21620928I got the Lindt one. It tasted good. It really just taste like it was full of nutella and rice krispies, but 15 fucking dollars for a chocolate bar is bonkers.
>>21621054No that’s retarded, you can search Internet archives by date easily today yet nobody has shown actual evidence of “Dubai chocolate” being a term for some fetish
>>21621128fuck off i bought it for the memes>>21621281This one was only $15. I think the ones from the original meme chocolatier in Dubai are like $50, this was just from some ripoff. I'd say it was worth it, it was damn good.>>21621303I am a millennial. I love dumb memes.>>21621358And may the heat of the sun warm your cold heart as well>>21621378Its definitely not an amount I'd pay for a chocolate bar regularly. Just a treat because I haven't had any sweets in a month or so.
>>21620928Faggot
>>21621415>$15 for a single chocolate barfag
>>21620928it's overpriced. that's the whole thing. It's twice the price it could have just because they want people to think they eat a luxury item.
>>21621054Instagram thots getting shat on in dubai is the dubai chocolate thread version of "judgment of paris" in wine threads. It's obligatory, and the person posting it always thinks they're much smarter and more interesting than they are
>>21620928i hope a sultan shits in these before they're exported and you're eating poo poo chocolate
>>21621047the filling costs more than the chocolate, anon.chocolate is dirt cheap.pistachios are through the roof.
>>21621841what should ground pistachios in chocolate cost, anon?
>>21621856Still not buying your overhyped meme chocolate, even if there isn't any thot feces in it.
>>21621875if you want to make your posts more interesting post screenshots of the site you got your idea from
>>21621876And yet you can't stop replying to my uninteresting posts.
>>21621879I just want this board to be more entertaining. you seem to want entertainment too. can't two people be happy? does it have to be zero-sum?
>>21620928It tastes good. Retards who think otherwise are poor. Reminder the internet nowadays is full of destitute third worlders from India
>>21621868No chocolate is not dirt cheap. There is a shortage. And not all filled chocolate bars are pistachio
>>21620928it says dubai style you didn't eat the real fraud
>>21621763you're gonna shit when I tell you about restaurants>>21621841I definitely get that. It was tasty, but definitely not anything I'd pay $15 for again, let alone $50 for the name-brand>>21621864If they did I'm gonna chew it up and spit it into your butthole so you'll have poopoo chocolate poopoo in your butthole>>21621875Nobody's trying to get you to buy it lmao>>21622090Yeah. I'm not gonna pay $50 for a candy bar man.
Shouldn't it be cheap? Pistachios aren't very expensive.
>>21622431Marketing, plus it's "fancy" chocolate. Depending on the ingredients and brand, the simple act of putting a potato chip in chocolate can take it from $2.99 to $10.99.
>>21621054lads i think we have a noticer in the thread
>>21620928Did you feed some to your Labubu?
>>21623041I tried, but as I did I accidentally made eye contact with it and when I came to I had one hand on an iced matcha latte and the other on the throat of a barista
>>21620928I boycott everything from this salafi funding state
>>21620928It's shit >>21621054Probably
>>21620928Sorry, I'm gonna have to ask for a whole lot more than "not bad" for something that goes at 5 bucks/100g at minimum.
>>21621054other way around, some retard probably thought it was funny to use dubai chocolate as euphemism but no one referred to it that way before it came outand conspiracy brainlets just ran with it because why not
Sometimes I forget that this site is nothing but third world poorfags. Thank you for the reminder.
>>21623705>15 dollar candy bar bought at a convenience storeThat's really gonna break the bank! Lol, maybe people aren't just an idiot that'll pay for meme food.
>>21623705The main customer base of this garbage is women who take out a loan to go travel lolliterally a mouth iFone
>>21623699<Conspiracy brainletsNext you'll tell me the moon landing happened
If some influencers talked about how good a combination peanut butter and chocolate are you contrarians would say it's shit tooFact is pistachio and chocolate is a good combination and always has been even if Dubai slapped thier name on it and claims to own it for some reason. Ever heard of spumoni? The only nut that is really on par with it in deserts is Almond. Other nuts are not as versatile.
>>21620928This shit so nasty, peak meme slop
>>21620928it's really good, I'm just not going to pay the premium they're asking me for, at that point I get ferrero rocher, which is the superior version, yes you read right , that dubai chocolate or at least what I've had tastes like ferrero
>>21626369There's a hazelnut variant that is probably better but it's not cow dung green
