Tell me about the pickiest eater you've ever known. I will go first. My ex GF wouldn't eat anything other than frozen pizza, nuggets, meatless spaghetti with sauce, and KFC. She was autistic as fuck, but never got officially diagnosed. She would throw her food away if it got too cold, because the microwave "ruined it" even though she made her nuggets in the mircrowave...........pic related. The last straw. i made her the tiktok feta pasta (not my image) and she wouldn't even try a bite. I even left the basil off of hers, so it was basically just pasta, tomatoes, olive oil, garlic, shallots, and cheese.....
>>21621382posting 3 stories.She would only eat a burger if it was completely plain, nothing on it, and even then, she wouldn't eat the meat half of the time because it "looked wrong"When I would pick anything up for her, the drive-thru workers would fuck it up constantly and put cheese on it. I learned to say, "it's for a dog" and they never fucked it up again.
>>21621382She told me she liked grilled cheese, so I got her a grilled cheese sandwich maker. She used it exactly twice. She said it burned her sandwich, so I told her to show me how she did it. She made her sandwich and put it in the press for all of 30 seconds. She declared it "burnt" and inedible when it came out with just a liiiiittle bit browned. I ate it and went home, and took the grilled cheese sandwich maker with me.
>the pickiest eater you've ever known. of course I know him, he's me. I don't eat animals with less than 2 or more than 4 legs. I also don't eat offal from the animals I do eat. I don't eat any kind of bread that came out of a plastic bag, even the smell makes me want to puke. this includes most hamburger buns and all grocery store bread. I don't like most cold cuts other than salami and gabagool. I don't eat mayo or anything I know is made out of mayo (unless it doesn't say so on the label so I can lie to myself about it). I don't eat any green vegetables except for dill pickles and I force myself to eat celery in recipes that call for it. I don't like olives or capers. I'm not a fan of sweet food that isn't supposed to be dessert and I hate coconut.
>>21621382Me when I was a kid and then in my teens I realized how much of a faggot I was being so I forced myself to eat food I didn't like and now I can eat anything. Later on I tortured myself with really spicy food for a week straight and have a tolerance now.
>>21621452Did your butthole develop a taste for spicy food too?
>>21621463my bowels are always in a state of disaster so I couldn't tell the difference
>>21621382>pickiest eaterpeople of distinction?i find it odd that you weirdos think people who know what they do and don't like are the wrong ones instead of the hogs that just eat anything.
mom wont eat anything that didnt come from europe or fish
>>21621382>she wouldn't even try a bitebecause feta fucking sucks, anon.>>21621440seems reasonable except for the mayo thing.you shouldn't lie to yourself to consume poison.>>21621452>I forced myself to eat food I didn't likethis is why we can't have nice things.
>>21621382your problem was thinking you could change her palette. you have no one to blame but yourself.
>>21621395This has got to be the most infuriating (and effective) bait. If this is real, i genuinely believe they should euthanize that girl, no other way around it.
>>21621382Children are somewhat a hassle to eat around. Never met one that didn't have issues with foods, but it's a test of patience I guess. I myself used to be a somewhat picky eater too, so hard to criticize. It also didn't help that the adults around me didn't help adjust kids to such foods, but also hard to judge if they never learned how or couldn't figure it out.>>21621388>for the dogYou're a genius. That being said, I'd never date a picky eater; I like food too much.>>21621452Based self improvement chad
>>21621382I don't know any "picky eaters" I only know people who don't eat any old shit put in front of them.
>>21622359>I'd never date a picky eater; I like food too much.fat.
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>>21622354It is 100% true. She wouldn't eat anything too browned by her standards. I watched this woman pick darker pieces of breading off of her nuggets and tendies that was "too crunchy"Half of the breading would be removed.
>>21621834>>21621834There is "picky" and then there's obsessive compulsive, and needs to see a doctor for malnutrition. I am talking about the latter.>>21621846I tried to give her things that had the same ingredients that I knew she liked. It was never anything completely foreign to her. I don't think I tried to change her palate, I just wanted to be able to take her out to a fucking restaurant without her ordering off of the kids menu.
>>21621842>feta fucking sucksBy itself, yeah. Try that pasta.
>>21622491Found the picky eater. 20 BMI btw, good try though
