we do something differently in America
>>21622771The I in IPA means it's not AmericanFFS
>>21622771Why do they all look like theyre marketed towards children?
>>21622786becuase theyre aimed at mentally young people who cant escape childhood, even though theyre 32
>>21622771>wenah, I'm not a gay softie like you
I refuse to drink beer that comes in a bottle or can that looks like a soda, fruit drink or energy drink.
>>21622771I didn't realize we do beer cans like this in America.We shouldn't.
>>21622955>we x 2
>>21622779Imperial is an American invented word.
>>21622779American IPAs don't have a single common ingredient with their English counterparts, only the general idea of being hoppier than a regular ale.
>>21622771Night swim is really good
>>21622966>we in OP's post; we x 2 in mine to follow suit
>>21622771I unironically like IPAs a lot
>>21622771>>21622779whats wrong with Indiana pale ale?
>>21622928you're right. adulthood is drinking tap water and sucking on a revolver until you fall asleep.
>>21622771I love Dale’s like you wouldn’t believe. When I was single I would get a 6 pack almost every night and this was always my top choice. I’d drink and flip shitcoins with my bros and watch shitty anime, drive to the store with the last beer and reload and order some fried chicken or whatever, stay up until 2am and get up for work at 6am. Rinse and repeat. Definitely not a great habit but was fun as fuck for a time. When my wife is out of town I’ll do something similar.
>>21622928Nonsense
>>21622771Didn't realize this was the gay thread. I'll just show myself out
For me its the big hearted
>>21622771Brewdog and Rhinegeist are both breddy good. Shout out to Yuengling as well. IPAs are only good for getting drunk(er) but they give you fat man tits in exchange.
>>21623894For me it's Donkey Punch. 10% ABV.
>>21623894Bells is way better on tap for some reason. The bottle and can just doesn't hit the same.
>>21622928you people are delusional about the purpose IPAs serve
After a while, you get IPA fatigue as the hops lose that punch they first had on your taste buds. Every once in a while, I still like to try a nice triple IPA, but it can't be a regular thing
>>21624227My sense of bitterness is shot and they just taste fruity to me.
>>21623891You’ve penetrated this thread, therefore you’ve actively and willingly engaged in homosexual activity. Better get yourself checked out.
>>21623868>>21623894The high strength confirms this is for manchildren who drink 1-2 cans alone at home rather than an actual session beer. For the AFOL market.
>>21622928>tfw 32, live with my parents, and love all these retarded IPAs.Damn, you got me dead to rights. The gf says my kisses taste good when I am drinking the hazy ones, however.
>>21622771Brewdog is Scottish THOUGH
>>21624133how so
American IPAs have almost completely pushed English IPAs out of existence. Now everything has to be fruity and American instead of just being more hopped and stronger than a normal ale.