Green apples are objectively superior. Anyone who disagrees has no soul.
I don't think I've ever eaten an apple other than a Pink Lady
>>21623876I disagree, have a blessed soul, and will fight you right now. Send location
>>21623876Strongly agree - green apples are objectively superior at being absolute dogshit.
>>21623876Based, the humble Granny Smith is perfection in it's crisp tartness
>>21623934This. Unparalleled.
I like my apples how I like my women, Grannies.
>>21623889This made me feel old lol
>>21623876Green apple fans are often cunnyloversMake out of it what you will...
>>21623889Grim.
>>21623876Damn straight.
mom doesnt like them so i dont like them
>>21623876It is the apple pie apple, after all.
>>21623876>Green apples are objectively superior.Which variety? They're not all the same.(We had that much sun this year my braeburn apples went red on the tree. Hoping they make good apple pies still.)
it's apple season here in coastal Maine and i do believe just about any apple right off the tree is ambrosia and therefore too good for any of us mortal assholes. i got like 80lbs of apples sweating and my grinder, press, and fermentation setup are just about ready. first time making cider. wish me luck co/ck/suckers
also, i would just like to point out that there are hundreds and hundreds of kinds of apples and only like 15 are widely commercially available. what a horrid state of affairs. go forth and find your apple bliss in the great wild apple beyond, Anonshttps://www.mofga.org/maineheritageorchard/
Made apple cake today, had good apple flavor.>>21628935>i got like 80lbs of apples sweatingAyyy good luck, definitely post results
>>21628958i'll get the missus to take some pics and start a thread. all apples were free--either windfalls from my local orchard or picked in the wild/side of the road
I like other apples too but green is the best
Yeah it's not even trying. Just "green apple", or "granny smith". Meanwhile reds are constantly outcringing each other with awful new names like "cosmic unicorn sparkle turd explosion" or whatever, promising heavenly delights, but it's just bland sugary mealy slop.