>love instant noodles>uncle works in a laboratory>he tells me all packaged instant noodles have tons of bugs in it>they are not even that small, you could see them with a magnifying glass if you really tried>doubt.png>look it up>it's fucking truethanks for ruining my life uncle
>>21625426i eat cum idk about a few bugs
>>21625438>last thread was last yearcalm down autismo
everything has bugs in it. literally every food item. they aren't always alive but they are always there.
so cook your food first, dumbass.
>>21625426The heat from the ramen cooks ze bugs
>>21625426and?how do they look after a bath in boiling water?
>>21625426I don't want to ruin your day, that's a lie I'd love to ruin your day, but you're covered in tiny bugs. Right now. There's even legions of itsy bitsy bugs inside you, as of this very moment.
>>21625426hopefully you never look at your skin through a microscope
arent these fried
>>21625426mite eat some noodles
>>21625882OHraw food nutcases forever BTFO
>>21625426what is happening in this thread
>>21625426>move in to a new apartment>everything is cool (tm)>drop a white paper napkin to floor and sort of forget it for a while>pick it up>it has tons nearly invisible mites >i don't know what wtf they are called in EnglishSpray the floors and lists with Raid, then wash everything twice. Most of them disappear but there are still few here and there. Usually these come from the outside during the construction phase - wet panels and wood could carry these. I don't have any explanation for this. They are harmless though but it's not fun to imagine that someone is crawling inside your socks.Living on this planet is hellish. There is always SOMETHING wrong.But food? I'm more worried about fuckers living inside bags of rice. If they get to spread that's more than annoying.
>>21625426There are way too many cuts in that webm for me to believe literally any part of it
>>21625911Yes. Then they get bugs on them before being packaged. The bugs love the oil.
>>21625426i am vomit
>>21625426USA moment
>>21625426>Take ramen packet>Open it>Show to camera>Cut, go in backyard and dip it in the ground>Put under microscope>Put online as EPIC EXPOSE VIDEO, EWWWWW...
>>21627652But I saw it on the internet so it MUST be true!I fucking hate boomers.
Don't we have bugs on our eyelashes and shit?
>>21627833Not literally everyone, but they are quite common, yes (and a non-issue).
>>21627833Microbes are literally everywhere. Mold as well.Every breath of air we breathe is filled to the brim with living biological material.Most of it dies in our stomachs. That which manages to penetrate softer tissue is dealt with by our immune system.
>>21625435so freakin zased
Shall we test this /ck/?
>>21627901Finally, some good fucking content
>>21627901I would like to see, yes
>>21627902>>21627907Unfortunately my microscope doesn't have a wide enough field to show noodles with putting them in tiny pieces. My 5x optical on my 16 pro shows no bugs.
>>21627923I suspect the video of the op is two cuts. Like I said the noodles are too big to display right. The second part of the video looks like the noodles are in some liquid with the bugs added in. Probably dirty water.
>>21627465You have mites living on your skin.
>>21627923
>>21627851>>21627858Me realising I wasn't alone all my life I had my microbe frens with me for the whole journey :')
>>21627833most people have them and they don't do anything at all
>>21625426The heat of the noodles cooks the bugs.
>>21627923what the fuck man why you blueball us like that
>>21627923Looks like you could remove the slide plate with an allen wrench, anon.
>>21627551You have them too but your corrupt shithole government relies on your mindless foreignfag smugness to just assume you don't because you are le not le american and that sort of thing doesn't happen here in Shitsylvania
>>21625426I have always imagined those ready-to-eat packets of cooked rice that you simply nuke and enjoy, are filled with Bacillus cereus that has had ample time to bloom in the moist environment. I just can't...
>>21625435Beyond based.
>>21627458Miteposting in full swing. sigh.
>>21627923Enhance
Might mite in penur? Yum.
It's the mites that makes it nice
>>21627551imported from Japan, actually
>>21627858this should open some germophobe’s eyes to how blurred the line is between bacteria and perceptible insects
>>21627923This is the level of magnification I get with my eyes, you got ripped off, buddy
>>21627469Plus the environment inside the bag is to dry for anything to survive in it. It's silly. They're looking at pond water.
>>21629628*too dry
>>21629628insects can survive years without water
>>21630360>years
>>21625426If you think that's bad don't look at your drinking water
>>21625426OP that's a was fake video that's been debunked:https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/microscope-bugs-instant-ramen-video/
>>21625426Microbiologist here. I call bullshit due to the type of microscope being shown vs the purported video of the insects. The type of microscope used will only work for thin slides, not a huge ass block of noodles. For large samples, we use binocular stereo microscopes (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereo_microscope). Also, no one preps a slide like it was shown towards the end of the video.
>>21631252Micropenis here, I belong to this guy and he keeps putting me in other guys asses and it's really gross!
>>21631164>>21631252>vertical videoEasiest way to spot a fake.
>>21625426anon i dont know how to tell you this but literally everything INCLUDING YOU is covered with bugs.outside of a sterile room everything that has ever existed and will ever exist is covered in bugsalso inside of everyone is bacteria that is not you but helps you liveif you removed all the parts inside you and on the outside of you that are not you, you would die in like 2 weeks
>>21627901>>21627923nigger
>>21627923thanks for nothing applefag
