Previous thread >>21615258Asian food :-O
>>21626158based
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>>21626150what is that flakey looking stuff they put on the meat? Looks like wood or parmesan cheese shavings but obviously isnt.
>>21626205Panko
>>21626158>>21626187>asian>comedy
>>21626129They cooked that katsu like dog shit lmao You need to do egg, light flour, then fry. Then egg again and THEN panko and fry a second time.
>>21626136Okay that brulee one looked pretty good
>>21626151>mfw I will never be a salaryman with a glorious Nippon trad wife
>>21626219Is that a toad stuffed with liver and rice?The pinnacle of Asian trad wife cooking.Wonder what kind of crazy recipes she'll crave when she gets preggers. My mom also ate PB&J with pickles and sauerkraut with my younger brother.
>>21626187The first one was dumb but injecting the dumplings was gold lmao
I've noticed that the Panko bread crumbs in Japan for Katsu are longer and kind of wet. They don't sell the long kind in my country. They probably wet them before coating. Also there's more egg yolks in the egg mix I've noticed..
>>21626129this one is an instant pass from me dawg, and I love chinese cuisine
>>21626209weirdest bread crumbs I have ever seen.
>>21626296I think they wet them before coating, also they are bigger than the panko they sell everywhere.
I'm too depressed to cook new dishes, have the last webm again.
>>21626129It was raw when he first cut it lmao
>>21626350why is your pork still pink?
>>21626352heat from the rice cooks the chicken
last thread was way better
>>21626276I think that's headcheese, not liver.
>>21626169>bao_baothat's clearly khinkali
>>21626733That kid's worth a million bucks
This is a very rare good webm thread. Nice job op
>>21626733arent like all asians allergic to alc? met someone that would get super red anytime he came into contact with anything containing it
I'm curious how badly you'd get the runs being a filthy gaijin considering how differently they handle their eggs. I don't think I've had anything yet where it was just straight egg yolk (Even though I do like my yolk runny)
>>21626804you can eat raw eggs just fine, the problem comes with salmonella or other bacteria japs eat like 18kg of eggs per person each year so i think they have that figured out just fine
>>21626823>noodles from scratch>fast
>>21626543he said east asia, not southeast asia
>>21626836>he said east asia, not southeast asia>southeast asia>south east asia>east asialitrally the same thing
>>21626182>>21626219chinese ingenuity in devising new ways of torturing animals is something to behold.
>>21626838I used to work with this chick from southeast India, and she cooked bonkers good food, it was this hybridization of Indian, Thai, Laos, and Vietnamese, it was fucking tits
>>21626840i had chili baby corn once at a random indian buffet which is apparently an indian/chinese dish, it was so good and i usually don't care much for baby corn
>>21626844baby corn when done right is the best!
>>21626801>met one guy>aren't all of them like this?
>>21626838I am, I am a certified spring roll lover
>>21626129DIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN DA BIG APPLE, BABEY
>>21626864The fakest part about that video is that did all that while only having a couple swigs of beer.
>>21626883They built a place like this where I live, I havn't sat down to eat ramen there but I have bought stuff from there. Weird an idea like that hasn't taken off sooner or maybe it's something you'd only see in big cities.
>>21626903>Weird an idea like that hasn't taken off sooner or maybe it's something you'd only see in big cities.It might be because Korea/Japan are high trust societies. Couldn't imagine something like that working in the west.
>>21626883wouldn't work if it's popular because you have to wait for the other person to finish cooking and way too unsanitary
>>21626136This is why that retard thinks you don't need a toaster. lol
>>21626920>This is why that retard thinks you don't need a toaster. lolToaster?With a hard R at the end?The proper term is Cylon!
>>21626903If you built something like this in the US it would be destroyed by "those people" within days.
>>21626151That's so much food. I couldn't eat all that
>>21626129>dropping that shit into ice cold oil
>>21626946Need to start working out, anon.
>>21626151fetish gloves
>>21626158that dad looks like such a cock sucker
>>21626625GOOK MOOT!!!!! I want sound.
>>21626756maybe on Epstein island
>>21626875>my teenaged philipino nephew packed me lunch
>>21626875is she working at a sweatshop
>>21626875Cute girl, she seems lovely.>>21626883This seems so sad. Why have such a large shop and not have even a single clerk or worker in it? I don't want to live in a city where there are no people even though i don't like taking to strangers
>>21626875>>21626977>>21626993>>21626997are you guys ignoring the fact that it's A.L. generated on purpose?is it the who-cares-if-it's-fake-it's-good-content mindset?hint - the mirror is reflecting her front side
>>21627034Dawg, it's reflecting from a second mirror.
>>21627034your the retard here. it's stupid but not ai. the walls are mirrors, and there's a mirrored pillar on the wall.
>>21627072very convincing and realistic situation
>>21627128you've never been in a mirrored room? do you live in some 3rd world shithole?
>>21626875>my husband>no wedding ring
>>21626178>>21626180Anyone remember those vids on youtube of random clips of crabs being processed like this and had metal playing over it? I can't find them anymore anywhere on the internet.
>>21626219The zoo monkey was kinder to frogs
>>21626840I don't care if she was ugly, had terrible political opinions and worse taste in music, you wife that when you find it
>>21626823the ancient asian-only culinary secret of hot oil releasing flavors, never known to round-eyes
>>21627034Christ you're retarded
>>21627201I remember reversing the video in ffmpeg and posting them with the filename 'crab assembly plant'
I fucking hate asian webms
>>21626158asian comedy kinda slaps doe
>>21627307I no longer feel bad about cheese cum webms now so there's that
>>21626182Reminds me of that iron bull torture chamber
>>21626219Frogs and snails are the two animals I'd rather starve than eat
>>21626842Woah that looks goodgood like a NIGGY
>>21626993Thats what factories in america look like
>>21626801Not allergic but low tolerance like Native Americans. I work with a Bulgarian guy who shuts down the bar every single night then gets up at 7am for work like nothing happened.>>21626848https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_flush_reactionretard
>>21626883Wish I had one of these joints near me but alas I live in bumfuck nowhere
>>21626901BasedThey seem like a loving family
>>21627363Until tariffs make shopping at H Mart nonviable and they all turn on each other
does anyone have the mexican girl cooking a steak in a dark green top that barely covers any of her body webm
>>21626136>Frying bread in oilDo they not know about butter?
>>21627299>salad: two leaves of spinach
>>21626129A café restaurant in Barcelona brings a teddy bear to the table of a customer dining alone. Have you ever been shamed for eating alone in public?
>>21627587i love the bear he cute
>>21627587>Have you ever been shamed for eating alone in public?nodon't care about it tbqh
>>21627397No but have another latina cooking
>>21627723what's her problem?
>>21626901>spoons fat off the broth>emptied it into the drain
>>21626883Brown and blacks would ruin this.
>>21627734No problem at all. What's yours?
>>21626155KOREA WINS!weebs BTFO
>>21627900I'm inclined to agree. The Jap one looks pretentious in the delivery. Korea one just gets shit done and in a better way too. The patty crust looks amazing on the KR one.
>>21627863I want to be comforted by this woman
>>21627418oil just tastes better and i say this as a british person who grew up to being told that butter must be spread onto bread before consumption without exception. of course not all kinds of oil tastes good on toast though.
>>21627984This looks great but incredibly salty.>>21627919>>21627900Sorry but korean culture has been neutered and homogenized to be suitable for consumption by a global audience. I cannot respect such a cultureJapanese culture meanwhile is primarily for the Japanese to consume, and it just happens that it's so appealing to global audience
>>21628004go back >>>/a/Korea is superior to Japan in all things.
>>21627587Lying whore. Clearly not just for solo eaters.
>>21628116retarded. Why does he place the bread inside? The sandwich was LITERALLY invented so you could hold it in one hand and eat while multitasking.
>>21626823porridge and gruel were the fast food of old times, not that
>>21628152>porridge and gruelof course...the best of western cuisine. how could i forget
>>21628245I sure wonder why americans are so fat
>>21628130it's not a sandwich
>>21627734Burned her hand
>>21626276I'm sorry to hear about your younger brother
>>21628260It's from a TV show.
>>21628120lying is just what women do. just like men and masturbation.
>>21628011>make sushi out of hotdog meat>can't even roll it without helpkoreans are becoming the most babyfied people on the planet
>>21626180>>21626178I should replay Quake 4.
>>21626151>ton of unhealthy sauce and plant oil>premade gyoza full of shitYeah it's not good. Looks good, is actually bad.
>>21627863>you wake up in the morning>mom shoves estrogen soy sauce in your mouthNo surprise they're all infertile or not having sex
>>21627587no homo but i'd rather have lunch with that waiter, he cute
>>21629195>he cuteWhy do you talk like a nigger?
>>21627762not her problem.
>>21629170Thankfully it makes the girls prettier and more girly
>>21627863The concept of human dignity is absent from those cultures.
I HATE JAPAN SO FUCKING MUCH IT'S UNREAL. Truly disgusting people. And FUCK YOU trannyjannies and mods, it is not racism, just an opinion.
>>21626158>>21626187These are infuriatingly bad. Like really really bad. I would love to smash the faces of all three with a brick.
>>21626973Kek.
>>21627299Enjoy your bowel cancer, korea. No wonder with all that disgusting fried, spicy or fermented shit you eat. Thank god for those two mini leaves of salad, obviously with bowel cancer inducing sauce. What a bunch of retards.
>>21627863That's child abuse
>>21628004korean and japanese "culture" are the same exact fucking thing and you know it perfectly.
>>21628720False. It's an average american after a consuming, disrupting, fatiguing two days diet
>>21626136Facepalmed irl
>>21629551Not how that works, no.Disrupting natural hormones even in females causes an imbalance and only creates mood issues and acnea.
>>21628720>It's real!>it's staged!>he was a convict!>it's from a TV show! WHAT'S THE FUCKING STORY THEN???
>>21629626>The concept of human dignity is absent from those cultures.Now that i think about it, it's really kinda sad that Korean children don't get enough sleep and must hurry to their schools like subhumans and must shove sloppa in their mouths in the morning instead of having a proper breakfastWhat's the point of having a hyper developed and rich country if you're forced to live like a serb all your life?
>>21629772So estrogen makes men weak and metrosexual but it doesn't make the girls hotter? Why would nature fuck us over like this?I always assumed east asian girls looked pretty and had nice skins and beautiful hair because of soy and estrogen foods.
>>21629897>serb*Serf
>>21627418they legit don't know about it: reminder that cow pastures is an western thing, and that butter melts and get rancid super fast in tropical seasons (superhot and/or wet): oils are just more appropriate and historically logical for these cultures
>>21627863>disgusting kimchi>oversalty tseaweed>DRENCHED in s0y sauce>"even if youre a pickyeater you can't not like this"they're either absolutely clueless or this is bait
>>21628281What is that. Seems bland. Just sheets of dough
>>21629775it was just a staged viral video
>>21630022I'm sure the toxic chemicals from the colored newspaper give a nice aftertaste.
>>21630632I can't believe americans really eat like this.
>>21630868thats a german anon
>>21630632looks stagednobody actually eats like this no matter how fat
>>2162786320x more healthy than the sugary shit cereal amerifats give their kids
She cooks for me!
uhhhhh gayme day status?????
>>21626142Imagine spending three days laminating a croissant dough and some retard mashes it before baking
>>21630925>brine overnightPeople really waste this much time on the simplest meat ever
>>21630009Stage this!>slaps my fat nuts on the table
>>21631031what are the odds it was staged? 20%? 50%?
>>21626151am I the only person on the planet who experiences something akin to an allergic reaction with these extreme 0.25s rapid jump cuts? I feel like I'm being assaulted and need to fight back or something. It puts me into fight/flight mode and I have to kill the video or else I start hyperventilating and sweating.
>>21631112i don't like it either, it's zoomer shit to have these crazy adhd jump cuts>>21626834that looks pretty good>>21627295disgusting k-slop>>21627723my latina waifu>>21630022do black people really?
>>21626903>>21626883it's fucking instant ramen, why would I go somewhere to do this when I can do it from home just as easily and cheaper?
>>21627295>putting a kraft single, slice of whitebread, and a fucking leaf inside of the eggwho demanded inside out slop?
>>21630009WHY WAS IT STAGEDWHY DID THEY WANT FOOTAGE OF A MAN EATING IN N OUTWhere's the youtube video? Where's the pornhub? Have I just been out of the loop?
>>21631104Brining overnight is common sense
>>21630925>what if it took 1000x times longer and was half as goodwhatever that bread was looks good but alien chan here can't fry chicken for shit.
>>21631181Even the worst tiktok cook shits all over canes.
>>21631179they just wanted to make a viral video
>>21631185A viral webm? Has anyone actually posted the link?
>>21631193NTA but i got the link
>>21629897>>21629957The damage is done, you have invoked the anchient rites and summoned awoken the balkan beast of border disputes and ethinic violence. Internet slapfights will come to you unless you reply to this post: "god is a serb"
>>21631193it came from a site called "The Chive" apparently. obviously referencing "The Onion". i tried to post the link but it's blocking my post and saying it's spam. you can find it if you search "the chive in-n-out maniac" without the quotes.
>>21631180It is common, but chicken tenders aren't really worth it, especially with sauce.
>>21631273You got me there; several hours; half a day at best, but if she did do an overnight, those tendies are making canes look like they came out of a trash can.
>>21631031>uhhhhh gayme day status?????Eagles are still undefeated.
>>21629775I love the fact that americans are so brainwashed by ads and propaganda they can't even recognize a commercial operation, reminds me of the constant fast food shill threads on this godforsaken board
>>21630871Yes, truly a proud american with german ancestors, just like your ridiculous president.
>>21626182Beijing Dolphin incident
>>21630925why baking powder?
>>21631563I think I have those same plates
>>21626901mmmmmm garlic soup
>>21628260I sure wonder why turdies are so fucking gullible
>>21631640>calls others gullible >posts a faked image
>>21631109the concept of "food waste" is completely alien to americans so i would say 100%
>>21627863I wanna be feed her mouth rolled snacks
