can we just stop with this shit already?
It’s peak marketing slop
>>21626425I grew up on a farm, and had to scoop horse poop. It looks too much like it, and for that reason, I am out.
I haven't heard about this shit in like half a year, it stopped being trendy once supermarket filed their own cheap versions of it.How are you retards still seething about this?
>>21626458My local mexican supermarket is selling them. 26 dollars for 1 bar. Lol
>>21626433I agree. "The crispiest" seems a dubious claim.
>>21626425You can stop whenever you want. Go buy your hersheys like usual and leave the good quality chocolate for those of us who are adults.
>>21626542Brother that is not good quality chocolate
>>21626542? it basically is hersheys tier or some other gas station bar tier chocolate. and its a tiny sliver of chocolate at that.
>>21626425>subject fieldLurk moar, newfag.
>>21626565Kek!
No way pistachio filling elevates a bar of candy to 15 dollary doos
>>21626629It's not even just pistachio filling, most of it is wheat filler. You just pay for the name.
>>21626425Dubai Chocolate was a marketing brand invented by Saudi Royal family because Dubai Chocolate used to link to videos of Saudis taking shits on prostitutes literally everywhere on the internet. They don't care if it's profitable it just needs to trend online.
>>21626425>being mad about candy
>>21626642On russian prostitutes, they were the only ones that would stoop so low
>>21626458Calm down Habib
>>21626542>Go buy your hersheys like usual and leave the good quality chocolate for those of us who are adults.adults dont eat sugary foods
why though, it makes passportless flyovers seethe
>>21626542>leave the good quality chocolate for those of us who are adults.Lol you mean cheap overpriced chocolate that comes from a third world shit hold that doesn't even have indoor plumbing. You are the exact types of gullible retard they market this cheap garbage to.
>>21627603Pajeet detected. Wash your ass and stop shitting in the streets.
It's time to add variety to the fillings.
>>21627641Maybe you flyovers are really just that backwards that it is the big scam right now when nobody else cares anymore.
>>21626458/ck/ was seething about "the new sriracha" in the late '00s (I was putting that stuff in my pho in like 1994 so I know it was around AT LEAST 15 years before /ck/ got angry about it)basically it's a lot of people living under rocks here, what else would you expect
>>21627655>basically it's a lot of people living under rocks herean anon in the coffe thread drank tea for the first time this weekend.
>>21627671I don't hold it against anyone if they haven't tried a common thing, but I will mock you if you talk about a common thing as if it was just discovered last tuesday, or if you rage about it being a "fad" when it stopped being cool years ago
>>21627676>I don't hold it against anyone if they haven't tried a common thingyou should thoughever
>>21627677I envy people who aren't as jaded as I am. I want to go back to the first time I tasted alishan oolong in a mist-shrouded hut in central taiwan after a lifetime of thinking bigelow was good, now the only way I can get my tea jollies is watching cat fights over puerh pressing hobby drama on the internet
>>21626441You ate horse poop growing up? Did it have pistachios in it? Most of us just ate chocolate bars and other, like, candy.
>>21627603you can tell when it's a third worlder typing because everything boils down to>you're mad>you're angry>you feel threatenedbecause they have to project themselves onto everyone else
>>21627952>OP mad about dubai chocolate>U mad bro?>HURR DURR THIRDWORLDERS PROJECTING
>>21626425I had some last week because the fad ended ages ago and the shop were just trying to get rid of them for cheap. It honestly wasn't great and was kinda sickly. Low quality chocolate and a bland sugary pistachio centre mixed with wheat.
>>21627655>basically it's a lot of people living under rocks here, what else would you expect/ck/ is my Grey Haven. I came here to die in peace after I got tired of it all.
>>21626642This my manBasically every woman who has been to Dubai has gotten the doo doo
>>21626642Holy shit, this explains everything
>>21626425stop making dubai chocolate threads
Chocolate with a filling inside, how innovative.Oh it's a bar instead of individual bonbons? WOOWW!!
