a beef doner kebab with garlic sauce is literally better than having sex
You fags don't know shit about döner so any sex you ever had couldn't have been that great.
>literally better than having sexdepends on the horse
>>21626575Most food is better than sex.
>>21627621he said beef doner
>>21626575Missing cabbage.
>>21626575How would you know?
>>21626575You're missing the fries.
>>21627832looks like yours is missing the meat
>>21627859You don’t see the meat right there?
>>21627823gottem>>21627739he said horse shit
>>21627862That tiny little slice? FGUCK YOU DAOISDIJASDJAWDF NAO I"M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF
>>21627905Anon, don't do it! That's the father of your grandchild.
>>21626575look at that "meat", you're eating acrylamide. My heckin' duruminos are always falafel and salad
>>21626575most joints fuck up the beef really badly so I usually default to chicken
>>21626575You couldn't even take a pic of one you bought, and it still looks like 7-11 tier shirt
>>21627621kek
>>21627621Kek
It's best with yogurt.I don't get why Turks drink ayran with it instead of just dunking some thick yogurt in there.
>>21627621Horse?You slavs are so strange. It's sheep out here. If you eat enough garlic, you can sauce your own gyro!
>>21626575What do you mean by garlic sauce? Is that like Papa John’s garlic sauce?
>>21627859It's waiting for you to insert your meat.>>21630239Yogurt based garlic sauce. Or jizz.
>>21627621unbelievably based
>>21630239At best tzatziki but usually it's some watered down oily shit that's easier to apply.
>>21630373The slopshops here make toum dressing - shitloads of garlic, canola oil, salt and lemon in the blender to emulsify, a quick blitz with olive oil and a bunch more lemon. They're all the kids of the family who ran the first one in town, and they all hate each other.
>>21626575That is not doner bread. It's not even lahmacun durum, it's some weird wheat tortilla abomination.
>>21628254I love a good felafel but getting a dry ass felafel makes me never want to risk it again
>>21630821it's filo/yufka, same shit burek is made with
>>21630821Tell me more about ‘doner bread’ please?
>>21631503filo/yufka is paper thin. >>21631506see>>21627786
>>21630239>>21630243>>21630373>>21630445Proper toum is supposed to be 100% or like 99% garlic. Maybe some olive oil/lemon but like that's it. You don't need salt or canola or any of that shit.
>>21631511>filo/yufka is paper thin.yup. I had an Egyptian neighbor once that gave me some of their mom's cooking and there was a phyllo-type thing, incredibly delicate layers
>>216308331. Don't buy falafel in a kebab shop2. If you enter the shop and see ready made brown falafels behind the counter, do a 360 and walk away
>>21626575just about everything is better than sex LOL. that's not a high bar.
>>21630821in Poland you either get Lavash, pita or tortillathe good places bake the lavash in their shop, but usually the breads are bought in a cash and carry like Selgros or Makrowhat's funny is that in Selgros you can buy an entire cone of kebab meat for like 300zł, it's the same stuff that cheap kebab joints use
>>21626575Better than sex with a smooth femboy?
>>21626575Doners aren't made out of beef, anon, they're made out of elephant.
>>21626575>better than having sexleave my wife out of this
lol if europoors could only eat proper mexican burritos you would never care about a doner again
>>21633087you guys would eat diarrhea wrapped in a tortilla if it was advertised as a texmex delicacy
>>21633124Nah its just better. The tortillas are way better and they toast them up right. Some guacamole in there. Eat it with salsa. The euro mind cannot comprehend this much flavor and such exciting texture. Seethe all you want pal
>>21626575>gay advertising pic>probably held together with glueIf it ain't sloppy and bulging on all sides don't bother>>21627786Not a doner kebab, it's kebab meat on a focaccia, even gayer than OP>>21627832That's a gyros and the chips are always garbage unless you force them to cook it fresh, gyros without chips is a better meal 95% of the timet. spent 6 months in Greece
>>21626575Pan toast the wrap
>>21626575How does one get beef donor added to his driver's license?
>>21631709yeah, this. there's a place near me that does decent falafel but their garlic sauce is shit, it's like mayo-yogurty or something. should be thicker and basically pure whipped garlic like in your pic
>>21627621I've never understood the horse crowd. Give me a nice big dog any day.
>>21633146There was a shawarma place in Buenos Aires that served shawarma made with tortillas instead of proper pita bread. It was ok, I went there a few times because they were open 24 hours a day. Shawarma Serrano very near Plaza Serrano (Palermo neighborhood). I felt it placed in the middle of the pack, with at least one other much better place (Al Arabe, not a 24h place) nearby.
>>21626575the "beef" is usually some mystery sludge that tastes like some cheap salami, chicken is always the solid option unless you're eating at a semi decent turk place
>>21626575Spanking > Licking butthole > Lamb döner > Beef Döner > Penetration
