What does /ck/ usually do with his coke?
>>21627373I've left coke overnight in a toilet to clean it before. That works. Wouldn't do it to a pan.
ignore it at the store? you think i cook, let alone drink this shit? i went to school at emory (joke university owned by coke) and not a single coke intern would touch that poison for a reason. it's fucking poison. look up the metal key and tooth melting compilations of coca-cola and keep drinking that poison with a straight face.
snort it
boof it but since we are on /ck/ i am gonna cram instead
>>21627390>ignore it at the store?based. I've got a sweet tooth, but sweetened soda is too much
>>21627373How fat do you have to be to cook with coke?
cook with diet coke so you can eat more
>>21627381the phosphoric acid works magic in specific need casesjust buy some phosphoric acid and fuck this corn syrup money sucking jew who's goal is to exterminate white people and feed ads
>>21627373DO NOT DO THIS, it creates pepsi gas
>>21627433>boofWhat's this? The opposite of cram?
>>21627552So if I cook cola, catch all the gas and pump it back into sugar water I get Pepsi?
>>21627760this is how you get assasinated by the Coca-Cola corporation
>>21627373My Grandma used it to unclog both her sinks and her guts, literally gave her the shits for some reason (the reason was she was around 90)
>>21627373>his>/ck/this is a female dominant board
>>21627951Females with benis?
>>21627373it's a great braising liquid. just drop a full chuck roast in about a liter of coke with your fixings like veggies onions and carrots etc. and you got a great meal on about 34 hours depending on size of the roast
>>21628132Anon, I'm hungry now, I can't wait 34 hours
>>21627373I wouldn't touch that stuff. The flavor mix is made up for Coke (by a Swiss corp you've never heard of, who do a lot of specialist chemicals manufacturing). It's utterly artificial, made using genetically engineered shit bacteria. I also hate the taste of all colas, and have done since I was young.
i splash it into cheap canadian whiskey
I tried to use coke to marinade chicken once. It was awful. Super acidic, like some kind of chemical lemon flavor.
>>21627373Sometimes I get free bottles. Usually use it to clean my toilet and drains, but I wouldn't prepare food with or drink it.
>>21627663Exactly
>>21627373Try a coke with amaretto instead of whiskey or rum. You will thank me later.
>>21627373Throw it in the trash or leave it on the supermarket shelf. Also fuck Israel.
>>21627390lol still believing that 80s mom science
