I love cream piesCream pie thread
heh..
>go to fancy restaurant>their coconut cream pie tastes bad>long for this
>>21627971I just bought the Banana Cream pie one of these. I'm fucking hooked. Only shitty thing is that you have to wait 24 hours to eat it if thawed by fridge.
>>21628045I destroy the whole thing myself, so I rarely buy it.
haha right I get it..cream "pies" ;;))))Hahaha.....
>>21628051Yeah, I'm trying to be careful of that though I don't eat much sugar or sweets. That's like the only thing and so I don't feel too bad when I eat a quarter of the pie per serving.
>>21627953How long do those stay fresh in the fridge, anyhow?
>>21628074After four days or so I notice it getting soggier and soggier so I just rush to get it done within that period of time.
christian bakeries should have to bake gay wedding cakes
I'm 32 and have never baked a cream pie in my life. Is it over?
Give me a proper creampie
>>21627971>"whipped topping"grim
my 20 yr old ex used to let me she wasnt on the pill the risk made it exciting. the first time she got mad, second time too. eventually started asking me to.
>>21628183Anon, this is a thread about cream pies, not creampies.
>>21628167I'm 29 and have never had one either, so yea
>>21628175I hate meringue, so it works out.
>>21628217i do too, the egg smell and taste is overpowering. plain whipped cream is best on stuff like that though, doesn't even need sugar
>>21628183Do you have a cyst pressing down on your brain or something?
>>21628219>>21628217I don't like merwngue either, but I just find it underwhelming in every aspect.
>>21628167>>21628216You can bake the crust in the oven while the filling is cooked on the stove. Pour the cool filling into the crust and refrigerate so it finishes setting. Then top with whipped cream and toasted coconut.
>>21627961..where's the pie??
this was stuck in my head the other day combined with the kids bottle where the straw comes out of his crotchal region
>>21628283My sister used to make these and she always had a problem with the filling spilling out instead of staying inside.
>>21628310https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/12481/old-fashioned-coconut-cream-pie/I've made this recipe a couple times and it turned out well. It uses egg and flour to thicken the filling. It holds its shape when you slice it, but it's still smooth and creamy. I use a deep dish pie crust, whipped cream instead of whipped topping, and a blend of coconut milk and whole milk instead of half and half in the filling.
>>21628395oh and plenty of toasted coconut on top is essential. It gives a nice crunch and flavor and appearance. Otherwise it'll feel a little "greasy" with just the whipped cream.
>>21628395I guess the annoying thing is you have to stir/whisk it constantly while it's cooking/thickening so that it doesn't burn/lump at the bottom.
>>21628175>>"whipped topping"where
>>21628419their website. they probably try to avoid having it say that on the box because people are more aware of those kinds of things now lol
>>21627953Jack had a good recipe for a cream pie as part of a level 1 romantic dinner. I believe it was basically cool whip in a pie crust.
>>21628175>>21628419>>21628425what is the problem here with whipped topping?
>>21628575"whipped topping" is legally distinct from "whipped cream", which they cannot advertise with as it doesnt use real whipped cream
>>21628575>>21628582Love me some frozen dairy product with whipped topping and chocolate flavor sauce
>>21628217I once saw these two siamese elephants at the fair, their trainer would have this little monkey come out on their trunks and dance the meringue.
I just want one (1) slice of good pie but I have to make or buy the whole damm thing, life is sufferingI also haven't had a hug in years, god I'm lonely
>>21628952I think I’ve seen individual slices in the weird open refrigerator section of the grocery bakery
>>21628055>*crickets*
>>21628952I'll hug you
i wish someone would give me a cream pie
>>21629211no bake, so cut out a piece while frozen, keep rest in freezer for next week/month.
>>21628171opatthelocalkindergarten.webm
>>21629586I'm not gonna opat anything
>>21628575Its corn syrup and vegetable oil, not cream. Get that bullshit outta heeere
>>21629679finest amerishart cuisine
>>21629679Taste yummyYummy in my tummyIt's all going to same place (the toilet)
