Cooking is so easy with the right tools
>>21627994I peel an onion faster than she did and I don't even use a knifeThe stuffed banana seems tasty though
Just imagine what life is like being a minimum wage content farm worker in Shitfuckingstan, standing in a studio light making youtube shorts all day
>>21628075stop the cap
>>21627994Imagine if someone made that stirrer thing at the start but powered pneumatically. As in it captures the steam coming off the dish and that steam powers the rotating mechanism, so it doesn't even need electricity. Am I a genius or what?
>>21627994>"mom can you SPOON our BANANA and fill it with CHOCOLATE? Thanks mom
>>21628338Not enough steam for any meaningful movementAnd it would have to be massive too
>>21627994I love watching this gadget slop shit. Post more.
>>21627994for me, it's the banana sounder
>>21627994The only tool I need is that woman in the video.
>>21628338wood stove fans just use a peltier element to get energy directly from the heat
>>21629713You don't know what you're talking about. I work i the steam industry and a 14" pan can produce enough steam to power a microwave. So it would easily be able to power a steam powered stirring device
>>21627994Some tools are memes and usually involve more effort since they have to be cleaned but pic related is life changing in the kitchen. Highly recommend
>>21627994If the stirring thing was 10 inches taller I might think of getting one>>21630052does it have a swiss army knife on the side?what is it
>>216300421. Normally kitchen pans are <10" which is already less than half the area of a 14" pan2. Typically kitchen pans aren't boiling the fluid at full heat because thats not how you fucking cook food, which already reduces the energy you can harness by a massive amount3. You would need to cover the whole pan (ie be fucking massive)I'm gonna assume for your benefit that you are discussing steam produced from a container that is 14" in size, which is for the reasons above not quite comparable to cooking in a pan.
>>21630077You havent disproven me. Which you cant because im right
>>21630077You destroyed him wow
>>21630052How in the fuck does that thing possibly make waffle fries?
>>21630052Mandolins are an old kitchen staple though, but really they make jobs you can do with a knife easier and faster, more a busy restaurant thing than anything else
>>21630456That is how waffle fries are made by hand, and crinkle cut carrots, it has different blades including wavt
>>21630052This thing cuts onions and potatoes so thin and fast
Picrel is the only single-use kitchen tool I've ever used and I don't need anything else>inb4 just use a graterA garlic press is easier to clean and does the job faster. I'm not going to pull out my grater every time I need minced garlic (which is very often).
>>21630505fuck, forgot pic
>>21630505I’d rather just smash and finely chop with a knife
>>21630514same... Smash, peel, chop, grind with salt. it's like an extra ten seconds for three cloves, which is less time than I'd spend cleaning the press - even pressing with the skin on for easy cleaning.
>>21630505I grate garlic every day for my breakfast eggs. It takes no time at all. You're saving at most a single digit number of seconds. How fucking autistic are you?
>>21630660not himever cut yourself?
>>21630505idk why but when i finely chop garlic it has a different taste than pressedonly using pressed for sauces, everything else (like on pizza, in stews etc) chopped for me
>>21630682not grating garlic with a microplane no. grating other shit on box graters yes
>>21630505cooklet
>>21630495I get that, what I mean is, none of those attachments look like they would produce that shape.
>>21630757The top left one does. It applies one side of the pattern to the potato, then you rotate the potato 90° and it applies the same pattern on the other side of the slice.
Enjoy cleaning and maintaining 10 different meme tools instead of ONE knife and human precision.
>>21630787Just toss them in the dishwasher retard.
>>21627994>endless gadgets
>>21628079NOT GREAT ANON!
>>21627994Any potential time saved using these will be lost when you inevitably have to clean them
>>21632463put them in the dishwasher retardo
>>21630035>peltierIsnt that those electronic things? I thought stovetop fans were sterling engines.
>>21627994The heat of the banana melts the chocolate
>>21633865>I thought stovetop fans were sterling engines.retard
first one isnt even slightly stirring, that will all be burnt postehaste
>>21629708OP is always ready to put some chocolate on your banana
>>21627994plastic, teflon, plastic, plastic, plastic, and yet more plastic
>>21627994Oh lawd dey dunn didit dis time
>>21627994imagine being so bereft of intelligence and skill that you need ANY of these devices.
>>21627994A man needs only one kitchen gadget. A women.
>>21627994nice ragebait bro
>>21630508>>21630505Just buy the garlic that comes pre-minced in a jar
>>21636206Nah they're more expensive and usually suck quality-wise
>>21636154the banana machine in any room other than the kitchen would bring interesting discussion to your dinner party
did gas stove inside house lower my iq
>>21636811Gas exhausts are literally the same as the air you are exhaling (and inhaling) - carbon dioxide and water vapor.What lowered your IQ was inhaling products of burned oils on your dirty pans.
>>21627994I brought these once to see my friends at the pub and we had wings. they were impressed so they all got them. now we eat at the pub and keep our fingers clean. we are affectionately called the Clean Finger Boys by the servers, some of whom are quite the tight little pieces...
My mom bought picrel a while back, the thing broke after one use. Honestly I don't even know why she bought it to begin with.
>>21627994That banana thing was gross.
>>21637121then buy a new onedo you also reuse your toilet paper?
>>21637109My first thought was "damn that looks fragile"
>>21636996>For me, it’s the wing utensils. The best way to eat wings. I even bring them along to the pub and the servers are always so curious and more than willing to chat about them.>The first time I brought them out, my friends were impressed and asked where I got them. Soon enough, they all ordered a pair too, and now whenever we go for wings together, we all use them. No greasy fingers, no mess, just pure wing enjoyment. The servers even started calling us the “Clean Finger Boys.”>One time I asked for extra napkins out of habit, and the server laughed and said, “You don’t need those anymore, Clean Finger Boy!” and everyone at the table cracked up. Now it’s like a tradition. Every time we walk in, we’re greeted with, “Hey, it’s the Clean Finger Boys!” and it creates such a fun and welcoming atmosphere at our local pub.>I go there at least twice a week for wings and a pint, sometimes more if there’s a game on or if I just want to see my friends and enjoy some laughs. It’s affordable, tasty, and honestly makes eating wings a whole new experience.>I even use the utensils on fries sometimes, just because I can, and it’s great! What a fantastic pub.
>>21627994100 devices because you're just being lazy.
>>21627994The egg cracker is useful for people with one hand. The insemination machine does something you can't do with other tools.The mixer bot is horrible.
>>21630042Now tell us how you get steam inside the stirrer with enough pressure to move it constantly.
>>21627994You gotta cook it by the book. You know you can't be lazy!
>>21630077>1. Normally kitchen pans are <10" which is already less than half the area of a 14" pannot a part of whatever other argument is going on here but all of my pans are 10-12", sub 10" is like an omelet pan
>cookingThat the wife's (or the cook if you're a liberal progressive) job.
>>21627994cool... now wash the dishes dishy
>>21638862izi pizi
>>21639083>wash away the faggotryhow did they get away with this?
>>21639269https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_companies_involved_in_the_Holocaustctrl+f "Miele" >Produced aerial torpedoes, mines, grenades for the German war effort, and employed forced labourers. It is estimated that by 1944, 95% of the company's revenue was derived from producing and selling armaments.All my appliances are Miele. Simple as.
>>21639083that poor cameraman :(
>>21630505>Picrel is the only single-use kitchen tool I've ever used and I don't need anything elseHow do you open your cans?
>>21639434???
>>21639269bake the cake bigot
>>21639475The tab breaks, now what
>>21627994The automatic pan stirrer is actually a good idea, I've always wanted something like that
>>21639887I'll be bashing the can at your head until it opens
>>21638030
>>21639083>completely unset new "stains" are still wet>don't show the cake being disintegrated because it would take 20 cycles to process that much matter out the drainEveryone knows how worshing machines work (not fucking well at all) and what they can get away with putting in there (literally nothing that's sat out longer than 15 minutes).
>>21638030>friesEnglish, but not "English"
>>21639083Thirdie here, is it worth buying a dishwasher? Most people in my country washWe pay a lady ~11.3$/month to come in the evening to wash all our dishes and pots and pans. Would buying a dishwasher be worth it?
>>21638030Keked
>>21627994Those seem useful if you got stroke or something
>>21640558For normal people it's not worth it unless you have 3+ people living in the house. It takes less time to wash a handful of plates from a 1 or 2 person house than it does to load a dishwasher.
>>21639887skill issue
>>21627994If someone is not disabled why would they use any of these gadgets? Oh my sauce will burn better add some plastics, yummy.
>>21639887You get a small crowbar
>>21627994Haha imagine shoving that in your ass and feeling it vibrate.Haha
Literally this and a pot with a top is what you need to make pretty much anything. I even made bread in the pot. Made steak, made casseroles, hamburgers, quesadillas, slow cooker chili, rice, mashed potatos, etc. All you need.
>>21627994>wasting 10% of the onion>>21630508>wasting time scraping all the garlic out
>>21628075>I peel an onion faster than she didnot particularly difficult>and I don't even use a knifebut why lie about it?
>>21633865>Isnt that those electronic things?Yes, it uses the heat (specifically, the heat differential between the hot stove and the air) to induce a small electric field that it uses to power a motor>I thought stovetop fans were sterling engines.you could make one that uses a sterling engine instead, and it would be more efficient, but that's a fundamentally different mechanism.>>21635317no need to be a weird cunt, Anon, not everyone pissed tens of thousands of dollars into getting an Engineering degree.
>>21641355>wasting time scraping all the garlic out>10 secondsTHE HORRORTHE HORROR
>>21630505>>21630508I have one of these cunts and never use it. I prefer running my knife through a pile of garlic, I find it meditative.Plus there's barely any time saving when you have to sit there with a butterknife scraping the husks of the cloves out of the cavity before adding more cloves.
>>21640908A bit reductive (I'd recommend getting two of those and having a decent frying pan as well as a pot), but hot-plate cooking is an underrated skill to develop, especially when you're young.
>>21641383>not everyone pissed tens of thousands of dollars into getting an Engineering degree.I thank God everyday i was not born in America
>>21640558I don't know what 11.3$/month represents for you in terms of buying power.If you can afford a proper one it's great. I can't imagine living without one.Otherwise paying the lady helps the community in a sense as the money keeps flowing locally.
