keep the eggs symmetrical in their carton
>>21628830based.
>>21628833thanks (a lot).
>>21628830Claustrophobia: the kitchen
>>21628830Do you live on a houseboat?
>>21628830I do this toothat picture makes me feel weird
>>21628830What you do with just one eggo?
>>21628875>>21628862>>21628868I zoomed out and did a weird fish eye effect It actually big enuff
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>>21628830I have some asymmetrical egg photographs as well, but I worry they may cause strife in a thread like this.
>>21628995That's called a galley kitchen. Named after the tiny kitchens on boats. It looks smaller than many real boat kitchens. I'm not even being a jerk. Look up galley kitchens and you'll see what I mean.
what's the most eggs you've ever bought/had in your fridge
>>21629053my gf hid in my fridge once
I like your boyfriends supple toes
>>21629053at least 60
>>21629069My ex gf put her life like comestic head in the fridge once to scare me. I went to get a beer and there was a plastic womans head on the top shelf staring right at me. I screamed, tried to run away, fell over, and ended up in a drunk twisted pretzel mess on the kitchen floor while she was doubled over and wheezing with laughter. I broke up with her.
>>21629106Hope you hit her first
>>21629106you sound like a bitch
whos feet
>>21628995That half killed plant is going to make my day way sadder than it should be. Shame on (You).
>>21628830Please post more of your lady.
>>21629426Female hands typed this post.My gf gets so upset when she sees dead plants. I can get on board with the whole vegan/animals have feelings thing but plants I will never understand.
>>21629106That sounds hilarious, you gotta learn how to take a prank my man. If my gf did that I'd be upset if she didn't record it
>>21629426women have empathy for everything but their spouses
>>21631698>women have empathy for everything but their spousesspouses tend to suck the life out of their partner so...
