What's the final verdict on angel's hair?
tf is that
its annoying and only adds unnecessary calories.
>>21629604Tel Aviv chocolate
Pashmak is from Iran ya dolts
>>21629604
>>21629602>>21629637yum
>>21629602At least they finally found a way to get rid of extra asbestos and content creators.
>>21629602ghastly.
>>21629602>thick strands of cotton candy in your chocolatewho tf asked for this?
>>21629602>asbestos chocolateno thanks
>>21629637Humiliation ritual
>>21629637gookslop
>>21629604labubu chocolate
>>21629602>ai picnot my problem
What about the Dubai chocolate flavored ice cream?
>>21629688Asbestos truly is a miracle mineral. Unfortunate about the side effects
>>21629602This was definitely inspired by those bizarre AI clips where someone gets licked by a dog and suddenly is transformed and eaten as a bowl of noodles
>>21629654I hope China really does listen to your ideas!
>>21629637>what if we took already overpriced gimmick chocolate, took out 90% of the ingredient that makes it expensive and replace it with pure refined sugar, and then pretend that makes it even more expensiveI HATE THE INFLUENCER ECONOMY I HATE THE INFLUENCER ECONOMY
>>21629740Move over, Dubai chocolate flavored ice cream
>>21629637repulsive chocolate, an abomination culinaire
>fiberglass insulation infused chocolatehard pass
>>21629740MOVEOVER
>>21629602There's an Indian desert called "soan papdi" and it looks like a block of this
>>21629604A twenty dollar white chocolate bar with cotton candy in it
>>21629602>>21629637Every year, thousands of angels are cruelly shaved bald by soulless Mammon-worshipping Chinamen for their hair. You can make a difference. Boycott angel hair chocolate now
>>21629602>cotton candy and chocolateok but why is it so expensive?
>>21629976oh shit I forgot chinese were putting real human hair and bugs in products.
>>21629604Asbestos infused chocolate
>>21629740
>>21629637she pooped that "food" out of her butthole
>>21629985>a human being is just meatwhy is going to the doctor expensive?
>>21630038hot
>>21629637She's cute
>>21629602>>21629637looks like glass fiber
>>21629677It is the same story as with the dubai chocolate meme. None of these normalfag influencer types care about how it tastes.It is all about the tiktok views you get from the unusual looking filling that gets exposed when pulling it apart and the crunch it makes when breaking or taking a bite.
>>21629602>angel's hair?Is that another porn term they are trying to "erase"?
>>21629602>>21629604Chemtrail fallout
labubu dubai chocolate roblox labubu donald trump
>>21630339Asbestos fibers.
>>21629850me too
>>21629637It's "viral"?That doesn't sound too appetizing, does it?
>>21630545The angel hair is AIDS. They tried HIV, but AIDS is full-flavored.
>>21629604some ai sloppa
>>21629637No way Iām paying $14 a bar for that
>>21629654>>21629850I would vote for (You)s.
>>21629991Just the fact that someone might buy this thing makes me irrationally angry
>>21631533Seethe
>>21629637>its so pinkyeah, is there an ingredients list that outlines all the different dyes it uses?
>>21629647>>21629694>>21630339>>21631517>>21631520>cotton candy, pre-2025:|||>cotton candy, 2025>:|||I think /ck/ posters really are the dumbest on the planet.
>>21629602>>21629637dont breathe this
>>21629740thumbnail looks like swedish chef
>>21631584How many different colors do you think go into pink
>>21631599red and white but i wouldn't be surprised if they used a combination of hues or green and blue and whatever else too, because thats the sort of thing i see in most food colored food. they just seem to throw a bunch of different dyes in to get a unique color i guess
>>21629602I like the look of the chocolate, why does that shit have to be in it? Can I get just the chocolate?
>>21631762>can i just get flavored white chocolate?Are you seriously asking this question?
>>21631817Yes, since I didn't know that's what it was?Duh.
>>21631822It's a pink chocolate bar. What the fuck else could it possibly be, you retarded faggot? I swear to god this godforsaken place gets dumber by the minute.
>>21629647underrated
>>21631828all that shit when its clear I just looked at the OP image and made a reply without reading the threadchill out
>>21631834It's cool, the anon you've been arguing with didn't know that you're a genuine retard
>>21631837ok
>>21631834You don't need to read the thread to know what chocolate looks like. I'm asking you, seriously. When you look at OP then what else could it possibly be?
>>21631524>>21631527if it were race tiktok thottery wouldn't be so overwhelmingly american, which suggesta a cultural defect over a genetic one. That's just basic noooticing
>>21629610Surprised there's any hair left after they bomb those mudslimes
>>21629637>>21629602>>21629917I though you mean PCP chocolate>why the fuck would anyone want angel dust strawberry chocolate
>Angel's HairHow about the Dragon's Beard?
>>21629637She kinda looks like the bad guy from Tokyo drift
>>21631921What about devil's pubes?
>>21631594I understood that reference.
>>21629637why do you have this saved?
>>21632677ntaseen reusable ice packs for coolers with this design, send it to someone as a laugh>forbidden freezer chocolate
>>21629602Dubai Pubes.
yum bottoms up!
>>21633556I was thinking this
>>21631533The flipside is that it's disingenuous to pretend that someone living in america all their lives has any real connection to korea. You can say that they're not what you see as american, but they're certainly not korean when it comes to culture and upbringing.
>>21629637>"It's perfect if you have a sweet tooth because this is really sweet">Never takes more than one biteSo basically it's too sweet. Got it.
>>21629602>>21629637>angel hair>look like horse hair>cost 15 eurodollars for a bar i am so fucking tired of those fucking trends
>>21634367My brother bought a Dubai chocolate bar through Klarna the other day. He's going to spend the next three months paying for a bar of chocolate he finished in two days. I'm not even surprised anymore
>>21633661they only paid for her to take 1 bite, she's only taking 1 biteyou think (((influencers))) do anything beyond the bare minimum in the contract?
>>21631533uh oh, /pol/troon meltie!
>>21629637You can tell by how she tapped the box that she's an advertiser, not a human
>>21633661You see her take two bites in the first three seconds.
>>21629637She spat it out.
>>21629602I bought a bar with this shit covered in chocolate and I had to throw it out because it was sickeningly sweet
>>21634626It's ASMR shit meant to give you "tingles"
>>21634337uh bitch what the fuck that ciggie is unlit
>House insulation chocolateI don't think you're supposed to eat the house cotton candy.
>>21629602They're QA rejected products that got shoved into pink chocolate and sold as premium candy.
>>21634479>there are people who paying off debt for a $20 TikTok candy barEugh.
>>21631921That looks delicious
>>21629602>sir there's pubes in my choucolatteo
>>21634337you're trying too hard, tone it down a notch
