I can never resist an office potluck. Everyone brings something, and some of them can actually cook. You load up on free food then pass out at your desk in the afternoon.We had lots of Italian and Polish people where I used to work so they'd bring lots of pasta and Slavic-type dishes. Big crock-pots of bigos, trays of pierogi and stromboli, etc. Good stuff.
2 big sides of already cooked salmon that I reheat in the work microwave
>>21629742whatever gets me out of the conference room and away from forced small talk and awkward silence from coworkers I never talk to
>>21629742I typically bring a buffalo chicken dip that's a big hit
>>21629742I always bring a salad. something chock full of expensive cheese and olives. Might be Cobb, antipasto, or like a grain salad such as taboulleh. There will be someone grateful. I keep it cold with a couple ice blocks if you don't know if there is fridge room.
>>21629742Meat cookies
>office cultureHow absolutely horrific. Keep brokering your bosses business for him you cucks
>>21629742You can tell who the IT guys are in this.You know they’re eating well.
>>21629742Im glad i dont work in an office or with lots of other people. Im a tradie and eat alone listening to music or im out in a local restaurant wherever i am that day. Found some really great food that way.
>>21629742why do all those people look soulless in their Sunday best?
>>21630543to elaborate a bit,it seems like you could probably hit them with a fire stick, over and over, and they wouldn't even react. Or in the very least, you wouldn't feel an ounce of regret, like stepping on some ants or killing a deer with your van
>>21630543>>21630547You're just a mentally ill nutjob That's the answer to all your mysteries
>>21629742Ive worked loss prevention for 15 years. I will never eat something someone has brought in. >Seen multiple woman shove their hand in the ass crack and sniff. >Had quite a few associates shit themselves and walk around in it. >I know a lot who don't wash hands. >Seen associates eat boogers, ear wax. I wait for the fresh pizza and run to get my slices before someone else touches it.
>>21629742>eat with coworkersI'd rather spend eternity in hell
Reminds me of an amusing anecdote..>early 20's>working a temp nightshift job at a auto electrics manufacturer >the factory floor is 99% Asian women in lab coats and anti-static gear (apparently the Japanese prize them for their nimble hands and work ethic)>go to the lunch room to have dinner>pull out my leftover Thai green curry that I decided to bring because I don't know how to talk to women and want to have sex.>huge line for the microwaves>decide to heat my pyrex dish on a stove element>lunch room is packed full of Asian girls chattering away>suddenly my curry explodes>someone screams>curry goes everywhere>spend the rest of the lunch break cleaning up the mess surrounded by women laughing and saying things I don't understand
>>21630551I'm good looking, educated, and make 90k per annum so it's fine
my work just buys us swiss chalet or a food truck or something so we dont get toxoplasmosis and infectious diarrhea
