Make sure to buy a few boxes this season, they’re delicious
>>21629783What do the girl scouts even do?
>>21629796They’re taught how to download and install tiktok
>>21629798Grim
>>21629796They work for free that's what they do.
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
>Be sure to buy cookies you can buy in the store at any other time of the year but at a 350% markup!GSA has multiple active lawsuits over lead and other dangerous contaminants its known about for like a decade. Don't tell me standing outside of a walmart hoping strangers buy this shit builds leadership, life, or confidence skills.
>>21629824>Cookies aren't good for you:O
>>21629824Relax nigger, its a little girl selling a cookie.If you die from eating it your bloodline deserves to be erased. Fuck you lmao
I refuse to buy girl scout cookies until they come out with dubai chocolate flavor. I mean, hello? What is this 1950? Tagalogs? Thin mints? Fuck that shit. Where's my dubai chocolate?
>>21629858kek
>>21629783back in the early 00's I'd always pick up a box of samoas on my way home from my job in high school. they were tasty enough, and I liked the idea of supporting girl scouts.the first time I saw someone nonwhite on the box I stopped buying them, now I hear they have a new company cooking and the name changed to some gay shit. shame
>>21629805so they’re jannies?
>>21629796Get their moms to sell cookies for them at the office or a storefront
>>21629855The "little girl" is never, ever the one selling the cookie
>>21629783Some are better than others. I accidentally got the wrong ones last year that were basically 2 ritz crackers with peanut butter in between, just total trash, when I wanted the classic chocolate pb cookie I usually get
>>21629855>If you die from eating it your bloodline deserves to be erased.It has 800x the legally allowed glyphosate and heavy metal contamination. >legally allowable contaminationI won't be eating your poison, Moshe.
>>21629921>It has 800x the legally allowed glyphosate and heavy metal contamination.no it doesn't
I buy them at Dollar Tree.
>For the 2025 cookie season, Girl Scout cookies have undergone a uniform price increase across all varieties. Here’s the complete breakdown of what you can expect to pay:>Core Varieties ($6 per box):> Thin Mints> Samoas/Caramel deLites> Tagalongs/Peanut Butter Patties> Do-si-dos/Peanut Butter Sandwich> Trefoils/Shortbread> Lemon-Ups/Lemonades> Specialty Varieties ($7 per box):> Adventurefuls> Girl Scout S’mores> Toffee-tastic (gluten-free)> Caramel Chocolate Chip (gluten-free)> Toast-Yay!> Raspberry Rally (online exclusive)Nah.
>>21629783they are a rip off. small amount of mediocre cookies for absurd money and annoying kids hanging out in front of stores.
>>21629796Teach girls to engage in exploitative and predatory business practices under the guise of charity>Have to buy all your stock upfront from the company, your sole supplier>You get saddled with all storage and distribution costs>Don't sell every last box of your cookies? Too bad! You already bought them. No refunds.
>>21629796Whatever you want after you buy some cookies
>>21629783I'll only buy if they put better fap material on the boxes
>>21629783I don't want your mint trash
>>21629783I'll go to Adli and get Benton's instead.
>>21629783>Do you like girl scout cookies?box clearly says those are Girl Guides cookies OP
the chicki work with has a daughter in the scouts and she brings me free cookies once in a whilethin mints are the only passable one
>>21629783Lemonades and Adventurefuls. The rest can fuck off.
>>21629783Love em but not allowed to order them anymore
>>21630697did you go to jail as a sex offender you absolute scumbag kike
>>21629783I'd prefer to be eating the girl scout selling them instead desu
>>21629783>that pictureShant
>>21629984This, plus nutter butters taste enough like the peanut butter ones, Do-Si-Dos.
>>21630920cannibalism is bad anon
When I was in elementary school one of the girl scouts in my class had a box of thin mints that I guess had been paid for but never picked up so it was up for grabs and I claimed it, and ate the whole box during a 10 minute recess period. Felt like shit the rest of the day and I think I threw up when I got home. Tasted good though.
Thin mints suck ass.
>>21629783What’s stopping me from recruiting a group of middle school girls to hawk repackaged off brand Girl Scout cookies
>>21631050It's needed for a scout badge