The humble Dubai Burger.Soon to be taking over the world.
>>21631558Seeing "Dubai" next to anything makes me discredit it immediately.
>>21631562Dubai is the culinary king of the world whether you like it or not, sadly. All the major trends come from there.
>>21631562same as posting anime girls, a surefire way of telling someone is a complete retard!
The texture of the buns looks interesting, but it's not enough impact.
>>21631564So do a lot of brown people. Hard pass on both.
>>21631564>>21631565>seeing an anime face is enough to make people defend dubai's astroturfed "trends" just to disagreeMust be a tough existence for you on this anime website.
>>21631565Seconded. The opinions of the severely mentally ill should be taken with a few pinches of salt
>>21631564You are brown. I will now start hating on anything from dubai
>>21631558>Dubai Burgerused to be called turd once
>>21631558too loose and messy>>21631564better, appearance-wise a bit like korean hotteok
Imagine going to the desert to build a giant gaudy city where you get extorted by shitskins and they defacate on pornstars.
>>21631558it's just slop between 2 malabar parottas (south indian fried bread)
>>21631558This looks stringy and unpleasant to eat.
>>21631570>anime website
>>21631577>the severely mentally illanime is, very much so.all it does is copy dragonball z.
>>21631558doesn't look like it'll hold pickle well.that's a big yikes from me, dawg.
>>21631558no problem, put it on my stack of ignored retard gimmicks like that korean animation movie and dubai chocolate
>>21631558It looks like a sandwich made out of the southern Indian flatbread "parotta"
>>21631582>korean hotteokAs opposed to bermudan hotteok, which is quite different and might be better called coldteok
>>21631564You people piss and shit in the streets. You people are the king of unwashed asses and know nothing about food.
>>21631695Well yes, 50% of the Dubai population are Indian men
>>21631615thx for explaining
>>21631695or it's a kataifi bun... you know, the thing that's from Dubai and the one unique ingredient in Dubai chocolate...
>>21631695>>21632048nevermind you're right... I was being so smug too...
>>21631562yeah, they are forcing. a sign of despair.>>21631565you're on an anime forum posting in a cooking thread, retard
Dubai men taking a fucking screamer onto the chest of a poor prostitute
Almost looks like they replace normal buns with whole slices of onion, which I'd be down for. Anything particular about the bread/meat/cheese/toppings that makes it stand out, other than visually?
>>21632056>anime forumNewfag.
>>21631564*Dubai is the feces king of the world
>>21632092Cleaner than any American or European city.
>>21632105>>>>>>
why does the word "dubai" send the dumb flyover incels into a frothing rage?
>>21632048Is it even from dubai? Lots of countries use shredded phyllo in their cuisine.
>>21632128Because they're rich muslims trying to buy their way out of a deservedly bad reputation with aggressive marketing. Same with the saudis.
>>21632132While continuing to practice the activities which earn the bad reputation? Or did they stop kidnapping their foreign maids and turning them into rape slaves?
>>21632132I wasn't aware that the UAE was deeply involved in financing international terrorism the way saudi arabia was
>>21632105This was posted by someone who has never been to America.Try St. Louis. It's even clean of people after about 7pm.
>>21632132America didn't have a problem with Muslims until around 1946 for some reason. I'm not saying I want them here, but we weren't fighting them, and gas was cheap.
Paratha Smash Burger. I wanna try it.
>>21631558>>21631564Trend setting among the pathetic with money and no taste (and the street shitting nations) does not a culinary achievement make...
>>21632157They're worse than the saudis, they fund the horrid situation in Sudan
>>21632139He fell into the woman who got him aroused against his wishes...It's a cultural misunderstanding.
>>21631565>>21631577go back
>>21631558what is the bun? an onion?
>>21631558Nobody washes there hands there
>>21632164You have very little idea about historical world affairs. You're naive and it's pathetic that you have the gall to think you can comment on the subject at all. Especially with the conceited manner that you did. What an absolutely asinine bobble head
>>21631558>The humble Dubai Burger.>it will be 25$lol
>>21632132Yes it's been the same story with the giant mirror city disaster and their trying to start their own failing versions of other sports, and the shitty food they pay people to pretend to like. It's always the same story of throwing money at something without understanding anything.>>21632083Return to reddit, you are a cancer and not wanted.>no no no I swear I've been here since-nobody believes you.
>>21631992Slaves*
dubai is hilarious to me. Imagine spending untold billions of dollars to try to copy las vegas
>>21632161I was there about 10 years and witnessed how unbelievable dead that city is at nightWhy the fuck is this, what happened?
>>21631970it's DU-bai, not mumbai anon
Can muslims even eat cheese burgers? I know cheese burgers aren't kosher but are they halal?
>>21631970No anon they piss and shit on Instagram whores
>thing>Dubai thing
>>21632354they don't really have a choice if they want to have a country in 100 years. everyone always complains about "muh petro state" but when they try to un-petro themselves they're derided as a fake city
>>21631695I'll be honest with you, this, and butter chicken are the only Indian dishes that look appetizing. No idea how they fucked up every other thing in their country.
>>21632567They can leverage that money into energy that will come after fossil fuels run out instead of the dumb shit they're doing now. When you have that much capital and you fail as hard as them then that's just being retarded.
>>21631562Seeing anime next to any post makes me dismiss it immediately.
>>21631562The artist forgot the nose! LOLOL
>>21631570Defending anime and phoneposting at the same time. You will NEVER get laid. And this is not nor has it ever been an anime website. Fucking pedo weeb; stick to your containment boards.
>>21632056This is not even a cooking thread. It's a bullshit food trend thread. It's another "humble" thread. Pure bait. One of the worst threads ever. The anime only makes it worse. You can't even be bothered to have appropriate images with food in them. Just some crying 5 year old girl with weird, giant, wet, reflecting pools for eyes, with a giant head and a little dress and ribbons in her hair.What the ACTUAL FUCK makes grown "men" like you drawn to that shit?? Seriously. You need to justify you fetish to us, because we don't understand. Is this what happens when you don't get a dad?
>>21631681This site is for adults 18 and up. There's really no excuse for any of you to post that shit on this board ever.
>>21632647>phonepostingDon't use terms you don't know the meaning of, newfriend.
>>21632567Because their attempts are retarded. Like you can look around at the world see a ton of economies that had to diversify and they don't just clearly waste money like crazy. There is pretty much a standard playbook of economic development at this point you have so many examples of what to do and what not to do.
>>21631567I feel like it would fall apart and be a pain to eat.>>21632644Good point.
>>21631558Remarkable.Either nobody got OPs joke or they are just 'pretending to be retarded'
>>21632737Hold my beer...
>>21632737bold of you to assume I have to pretend. I don't get the joke. Is the joke just the he called a pretentious onion burger thing "humble" or just the idea that food+dubai= soy boy excitement. Do explain the joke
>>21632670I assume you're referring to sim city wonders like the towers or the lambo cop cars? What percent of their national budget do those account for?
>>21631558Thanks for the filter
>>21632762yeah. And BUILDING islands for no valid reason. And building some city that is just a line lol. And their sovereign wealth fund is pretty good at investing in scams abroad as well. Instead of I don't know like investing in education and building your own ability to produce the shit you need such as, I don't know, microchips.
>>21632771> And their sovereign wealth fund is pretty good at investing in scams abroad as well. Instead of I don't know like investing in education and building your own ability to produce the shit you need such as, I don't know, microchips.Is this a setup so I can give you a pedantic lecture on Global Foundries and TSMC or were you just unaware?
I mean I wanted to ask which country's proven diversification model they should adopt but I'm not even sure if you know what's going on over there? Like do you think it's just gold plated camels and instagram whores getting shit rubbed on their breasts?
Also the line city is KSA, I am now realizing I'm arguing with a child or a very stupid person so I'm going to disengage now instead of getting exasperated, I'll check back in the morning
>>21632776The way Taiwan built out their chip industry in a way where nobody could compete using the power of their whole state is pretty much exactly the type of shit they need to do with all their money. Maybe become the world leader in drones its very obvious drones are going to be important in the future and scaling up the production of them and tech would make you similarly vital to the world economy. I don't know exactly but I know having a dick measuring contest with skyscrapers is probably a sub optimal capital allocation.
>>21632647>look reddit I said the thing!!! Do I fit in now? Pathetic projection, I can smell you from here.
>>21632776You have the bad type of autism or you are ESL. Re-read my text and notice how I say "I don't know" before talking about microchips. In English when someone says " I Dont know, X" The x is just thrown out in a non-committal way to mean "something like x". So to rephrase what I wrote for you it means "something similar to microchips ie. important future technology that benefits from scaled up production."
>>21632753Brevity is the soul of wit.
fuck off saudis you're comin after muh vidya and now muh burger
the humble dubai toilet
>>21631558>thing>japan thing :O>dubai thing :(
>>21632644Get your eyes checked.
>>21633067>israeli thing >:O
>>21632993Is that what these "models" do out there when they say "I just spent a year in Dubai"? I always assumed they joined a harem and then got out when Prince Ali got tired of them.
>>21631558That's Dutchman you impossibly burnt bigger.
>>21633067>Dubai is somehow comparable to JapanThis is the forced brown marketing we're talking about. They probably shell out $10 apiece for these posts
>>21632798>>21632788Let me spell it out for you more simply because you apparently neither have the general knowledge nor the reading skills: the sovereign wealth fund of the UAE, which you fault for "investing in line scams instead of useful things like chips", is the largest shareholder in Global Foundries (was 100%, is now about 80%). The government of the UAE is also in talks with TSMC to bring a fab to the UAE.There are two ways to build an advanced high tech manufacturing sector. One is to reinvent the wheel and build generation after generation of purely native fundamental research and manufacturing know-how. This is somewhat the path that some South American countries tried during the 20th century, with... let's say mixed success. The other way is to just "cheat" and get your base from abroad, and build off that. This is what the US did during its high growth years, and that's what China did/is doing now.Now, if you were the ruler of the UAE, how would you make sure the world knows you're there and knows you have deep pockets? Answer:a. By buying ads on 4chan orb. By doing flashy things that cost very little next to the GDP, but make a big impression, like gold plated lambo police cars or a couple of skyscrapers that foreigners are going to want to pay you to have an office in anyway so it pays for itself?
>>21634027nah bro you are not gonna sit here and convince me that gold plated lambos are actually the optimal investing strategy. Shut your bitch ass up mohammed.
>>21634041I'm not here to convince you of anything, I'm here to make you look stupid. Because you are.
>>21632157they are, just not terrorists Americans give a fuck about
>>21631605kino
>>21632632its the evil britishers fault
>>21633175oh man, you don't wanna know...
>>21631562FPBP. Trannies seething.
>>21633175They go and let oil sheiks shit on them for handfuls of money.
>>21631684wonderfully underrated
>>21634861Makes sense if they return to their countries psychologically fucked.
>>21632253KYS
>>21631570The first board was /b/. This was never an anime website. Sorry fag.
>>21631562This. It's like that retard who kept trying to force his "Girugamesh!" meme on /b/ for about two years.
>>21631564And yet they can't put bacon on their cheeseburgers. Automatic 'F' grade.
>>21632993this looks like the 20s version of the woman in the meme about going on a date with a woman over 30
>>21635011it was called /b/ - anime/random back thenyou lost
>>21632993noice
>>21631567It's not a bun. It's roti paratha flatbread common in SEA with hamburger sandwiched in the middle. The roti is too hard for a bun and too filling.
