I hope you're using your eating scissors.We aren't cavemen anymore.
>>21631589fun fax: it's actually easier to eat longpasta than it is to eat shortpasta
>>21631589That man is barely chewing the noddles. My grandpa is also this way, he can't do the slurp them anymore so i have to break the noddles so that he can eat them with a spoon
>>21631701My meemaw ain't much for chewing these days so I chew her food, spit it into the blender, blend it and serve her smoothies
>getting 'ghetti trimmings on the table
why so many people have trouble eating spagoot?just spin your fork vertically in the plate until there are no loose ends
>>21631591That's not something that's universal. It makes no sense. It's also not a facsimile.
>>21632596>spin your fork vertically in the plate>SKRE-E-E-EEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnah fuck this shit I care about my eardrums, I'll continue to eat them by eating them with my knife and spoon
>>21631708that's terribly sexy
>>21632619bet theyd go nuts about this comment over at reddit
>>21632596Maybe im just retarded but I struggle at doing this without it still being floppy an sloppy
>>21632596So what happens when the snowball effect occurs and you end up twirling the entire plate of spaghetti into a giant ball of pasta at the end of your fork? Do the Italians have that written in their little pasta run books?
>>21632596You scoop a bit of pasta with a spoon in your left hand and twirl it with the fork in right.
>>21632684Cook your noodles aldente and finish them in the sauce with a little pasta water
>>21632596I've been watching him do it for 10 minutes straight and it still hasn't worked so basically your method sucks
>>21631589>Put one noodle in your mouth at a time>Slurp its entire length>Sauce goes flying all over the tablecloth, your white shirt, and anyone sitting next to you>Move on to next noodle Start eating spaghetti like a Chad
>>21632682>reddit reddit reddit You okay there?
>pulls out chopsticks>puts noodles into mouth>SLUUUUUUUURRRRPPAsian people have got a point
>>21631708I wish I were your meemaw
>>21633215(You) deserve nothing but pain.
https://youtu.be/NNegQyn-4N8
>>21632619>cuts across plate>SKRE-E-E-EEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>21633242sorry. it's my favorite site and im just trying to connect with fellow redditors outside of reddit. what did you say your username was again?
Why do these backwater hicks have such nice homes
>>21633215(You) deserve nothing but honour and gratitude
>>21633725>work hard>save money>don't waste money on going out>don't waste money on expensive bullshit hobbies>buy real estate in some cheap backwater shit holeLook at that spaget he's eating, there's barely any sauce or meat and he likely eats it 5 times a week. 50 of those meals would be less than what some city fuck would spend on ubereats for one lunch. You can bet that there's no vidya or animay figurines in his possession either. His hobby is probably wood crafting or hunting or some shit and nets him money.
>>21631589I cut pizza with scissors. It's a game changer.
>>21633835Unironically this. I bought my pizza scissors years ago in uni from the local lidl and to this day I remember the look of surprise on the stoned wagies face when he was scanning me through
>>21632843Yes: pick up 4 or so strands, pull them up vertically so they are separated from the rest more or less, move the fork to the perimeter of the bowl or plate and touch the tines to the crockery, then twirl. Only the ones you picked out will be on the fork.
>>21633725Usually they work trades that make decent money, and they save the money they make because they think in terms of "how many hours worked will it cost to buy this thing". The smart ones, anyways. Plenty of people in the same trades who just piss all their money away every weekend on women, drugs, and liquor, and then they're 50 and wondering why they still live in a trailer and why they're still just hanging drywall with the young guys, why they haven't even graduated to at least finishing the damn drywall
>>21633725He likely inherited it. Country folks and richfags understand that removing the issue of housing for your offsping is the basis of wealth growth. City boomers meanwhile piss away everything on luxury cars, cruises and cashnado.
>>21633215Yeah if ur gay lol
>>21633835>>21633845You guys know how Mexicans cut their pizza?They use "Little Seescors!"
>>21634339GET THE FUCK OUT CARLOS I WILL BREAK YOUR GODDAMN LEGS AND LEAVE YOU IN THE SWAMP WITH THE ALLIGATORS
>>21633725Literally everything is much cheaper outside of cities. Even the taxes are lower, and a lot of "backwater" states don't have taxes on food or income. Btw we're full so fuck off
>>21633725The cost of living is cheap as fuck in the country and some places even have access to fiber Internet (at least where I live). If all that you do is work, go home, and then spend the rest of your time on the Internet, there is no reason to live in a large city. You're just wasting money.
>>21631589The guy flicks shit off his plate with every cut
>>21632596yeah but I always end up drilling a hole in my plate because I'm too strong
>>21633886This is the autistic explanation I didn't know I needed. Ty.
>>21633725it's a lie it's all made of cardboard
>>21634339i didn't get it
>>21633835They cut pizza with scissors in Italy but I sawed a video of a tourist getting scolded for cutting the pasta with scissors in a restaurant. They told him he would have to leave if he didn’t put his spaghetti scissor away.
>>21631589Why not just cook a different pasta?
>>21634385Little Caesars pizza
>>21633791>You can bet that there's no vidya or animay figurines in his possession either. His hobby is probably wood crafting or hunting or some shit and nets him money.Fine, you know what? Fucking valid, you deserve to be rich if you can somehow be happy with a life of no vidya, or stupid shit.
>>21634379Let that be a lesson: if enough people insist on something and no one seems to have a problem with it but you and cultureless schlubs, then you are the problem! /s :)
>>21634443Why are Italians so autistic about food?
>>21632596You spin your fuckin fork all you like, faggot. Scissors for me and there's fuck all you can do about it
>>21631589If I get weak enough to not chew I hope my son bashes my head in with family shovel
>>21634889Its not autism,Its racism and keeping tradition aliveBased desu
>>21631591t. size queen
