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Just made a coffee by myself. Instant coffee, honey, some water, milk, ice, stirred.
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thats not coffee thats a dessert made by a lazy faggot
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>>21631700
I think it tasted pretty good though
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>>21631693
use half & half instead of milk and you don't need the honey.
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>>21631693
Good job, king.
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>>21631693
Weebs are pathetic
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I've been a massive coffee sperg for most of my life but lately I've been getting more into instant. I realized if one batch of my favorite micro-lot autist coffee being slightly off throws me into a spiral of despair and frustration maybe spending all this money and energy isn't a net bringer of happiness and maybe I would get a better ROI on my sperging if I did something else with it.

I'm currently finishing off a bag of Gogogu but when this is done I'll probably grab a jar of picrel.
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>>21631693
Fuck you want, a boutonniere?
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The coffee drinkers journey is first disgust with it, then instant coffee, then ground coffee, then they get a grinder and whole beans, they start brewing it different ways, they get special equipment for each stage of making the coffee and buy very expensive beans, then they realize instant coffee was already designed by genius scientists ages ago to make the perfect cup every time with crystals and hot water
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>>21631693
Baby steps bro
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>>21631935
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>>21631935
Go baka
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>>21631928
Coffee gives me bad heartburn/acid reflux. I dont mind the taste, love the smell, but I just find it more convenient to take caffeine supplement pills.
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>base level IQ
>keeps using 'pederast' incorrectly
(not mad btw)
http://warosu.org/ck/thread/21463678
STILL not your website either, I'm (not) sorry to say
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>>21632233
wah wah
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>>21632233
>I cannot comprehend how you and your ilk think that this is a haven for pederasts such as yourself. With your gay and untrue "anime website" rhetoric. I'm here to talk about food and cooking. However, your kind are of the opinion that everybody wants to witness your dogshit memes involving cartoons of questionably aged girls and that's notwithstanding the fact that the content of your posts are just base level IQ bullshit. Fluff that adds nothing to anything. You all have very little value in any regard. It's all so tiresome.
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>>21631928
Yeah no. I'll never do all that shit because it's too much work. I'll always be an instant coffee drinker. And I only buy coffee every now and then as I have to be in the mood to have coffee. It's like White Castle. You don't buy/eat White Castle ever day or every week. White Castle is the shit you get a random craving for and then go "damn I haven't had White Castles in like x months/years" and then you start craving it until you finally get around to picking some up and then you realize, while it's kinda good (tastes 100x better if you're drunk or high), it isn't worth the money spent or blowing your asshole out later on. Same thing with coffee. Depending on the morning/breakfast it might amplify it and make it 5x better, ultimately it's not worth blowing my asshole out on the toilet 4 hrs later, which is why I prefer black tea most of the time over coffee.
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>>21632242
seeing the cheese stretch like that is so intimate
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>>21631693
Now find a coffee photo and stop watching baby cartoons, you pedo cunt.
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>>21632233
THIS. Holy fuck, thank you. There need to be more of us and fewer of them. You'd think that'd go without saying but not here.
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>>21631693
spell coffee backwards
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>>21632816
>You'd think that'd go without saying
Not really, no. You're free to keep griping but it won't do anything (because this isn't your website)
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>>21631693
Wow big achievement for a 6 year old.
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>>21632816
i think enough faggots exist anon no need to make more
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>>21631703
oh yeah well i just ate a huge pizza and it tasted pretty good too. doesnt make it coffee. delete your braindead thread.
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>>21632233
>>21632816
Nothing is keeping (You) from talking about food, you just choose to sperg out and cause a scene out of nothing. Ironically enough, you're consistently the only dude derailing threads.
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>>21631693
you benchod basterd that isn't coffee
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>>21632825
eeffoc
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>>21632233
Upvoted
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>>21632233
Holy fuck my man, you need to touch some grass. It's just a cartoon picture.
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>>21632951
Fat fuck
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>>21631693
I drink instant coffee with nothing added. It's pretty vile tasting, but i'm used to it.
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>>21634985
You should have a shower
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>>21631700
Fpbp
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>>21634985
Dont worry brother they will either die along or get the wall eventually
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>>21631693
>made a coffee
>instant coffee
So you didn't make a coffee, you rehydrated a coffee that a factory made two years ago.
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is this the tranny thread?
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>>21631743
Based lol, I used to buy Jacobs instant coffee when I was still drinking coffee, Jacobs Gold to be exact, it wasn't bad at all and it made amazing Frappes.
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>>21631693
Hows it taste?
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>>21631693
Slut, just like your Whore Mother
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>>21635374
Is that really similar to coffee from the european highlands?
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>>21631693
>honey instead of sugar
Based and keto pilled
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>>21631693
absolutely disgusting slop, and being a nu-weeb on top of that, consider suicide
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>>21635439
What's a nu-weeb and how does it differ from an ur-weeb?
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>>21635214
How do I make coffee?
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how fat are you?
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>>21631743
>maybe spending all this money and energy isn't a net bringer of happiness and maybe I would get a better ROI on....

This is a really autistic and bitch male way of saying "I'm wrong about something".
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>>21631928
I stopped at ground coffee in a french press.

Instant coffee is OK, but it tastes "bland", I actually got duped into the more expensive instant coffee brands and they taste worse somehow.
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>>21635490
I'm actually pretty lean because I walk a lot
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>>21635497
Is that "yes I am lean" or is that "I'm not as fat as usual" lean
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it's like saying I walked I ate
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>>21631693
Good job, champ!
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>>21635374
I am actually about to have a cup of this exact shit because I don't feel like grinding beenz.
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>>21635497
I probably spend 6h of every work day walking (or running if the shit is approaching the fan). I'm still a big fat fuck... I've just become a fat fuck with decent cardio.



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