I'm making ribs! AMA
>>21632155r u aware that ur gay?
>>21632159I wasn't but thanks for letting me know!
Why does anon assume you're gay?
>>21632155Thats not ribs. Thats a pot of red goop.
>>21632155Ru sure that isnt maranara sauce
>>21632481It is, but with cut up ribs inside!
>>21632489Pork or beef ribs?
>>21632495Pork! I get them cheap like $8 for a whole rack.
I don't agree with what you are doingBut I will defend your right to do so to the death
>>21632522Thanks!
Love your enthusiasm, but boiling ribs in marinara makes me upset.
>>21632535Why? It tastes great. Buttery goodness!
>>21632155One time I watched my boomer dad try to steam ribs to make them "tender" I'm making meatballs for dinner myself
>>21632570Boiling them makes them fall off the bone.What's in your meatballs?
>>21632576And all the pork fat makes the sauce taste amazing, so you've got two dishes in one. Nice buttery fall off the bone pork ribs and some marinara sauce to enjoy over pasta.
>>21632155Ama to you as well, OP. Why is there a pot of tomato sauce instead of actual ribs?
>>21632588The ribs are in the sauce. Simmer for 3 hours, pork tastes great and so does the sauce.
>>21632489>>21632534>>21632537That's enough with the exclamation points. You're not shouting any of this. There's no need for such fake excitement. Many people have this issue with overkill punctuation these days.Step one is realizing you have a problem.
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>>21632489Weird but i will try it one day to see if it's good
>>21632609You can be creative with the sauce, too. Make it however you like.
>>21632625I made my sauce (this time) out of just saute onions and regular out of the can stuff. It was an expirament because for some reason my sauce always turns out too loose/liquidy. It was actually just as liquid. Do you think that's because of the fat off the ribs? I ended up skimming about a up for oil off the top of the sauce when it was done.
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>>21632652>Dune (any)You mean Lynch/Villeneuve or any part of the modern Dune?
>>21632658I like them all.
>>21632645Anyone know why my pasta sauce is runny?
>>21632648CruisingShowgirlsMs.45
>>21632645It's just meat. Cook it as you would ground beef. You brown the beef first, then remove the beef into a bowl, then you make the sauce in the same pan, then you add the meat back in the end. Same deal with the ribs. Brown the ribs in the pan, then take it out. Unless there's some shit ton of oil, I'd say it's cowardly to remove any out of the pan but that's what some people do to be healthier. I find that the veggies tend to soak up a lot of oil anyway when sauteed. Anyway, add or remove any oil to the pan to saute your veggies like onions and garlic or to brown your tomato paste, then add the bulk liquid like whole tomatoes or canned stuff.
>>21632729Season and then add the ribs and let it all simmer however long you need to get them fork tender.
>>21632729I figured if I didn't cook them or sear them prior it would make the juices flow better into the sauce. I'll try pre-cooking the ribs next time.
>>21632729I barely add any extra water as some people do as they cook down tomato sauce. It makes little sense since you're trying to cook off a lot of the water from the sauce anyway, so you're just making it take longer. Don't do shit like clean out the can with water and dump the water in the pot. Scrape the can clean with a spoon and if anything, do the water cleaning after the cook off if you want to adjust the water.
>>21632743Shit, last comment. You at least want enough water to cover the ribs though. I'd be surprised if the can of sauce isn't enough for your case, but if it isn't enough, then you can add more, my b.
>>21632159gay here, what's wrong with that?
>>21632747I was just letting him know.
>>21632155That's Sunday Gravy
>>21632592Go suck on your mum's black cock
>>21632747woke is dead we all went ex-gay for 2025
>>21632747>getting your dick pooped>pooping dicks>no love, lust only>STDCooking, we need more rib pics here.
>>21632589How did the ribs turn out?
>>21632155Where were you during boston bombings ?
>>21632747This is just one of the things
>>21632155Ass or tits?
>>21632159Its 2025 my man.
>>21632478He's using his gaydar to randomly fish. Desperate for anything to stick.
>>21633167Probably one of the best batches I've made. I didn't cook them for too long this time. I've found the pork can get dry if you do it for more than 3 hours.>>21633258Sitting at home oblivious to the world, as per usual.>>21633475Definitely ass. Amazing tits do play a role tho. Picrelated.
>>21632711Did you ever read the script for showgirls 2: robocop-batman?
>>21632576lamb, pork is unclean
>>21635356What about beef? Lamb is expensive and has a certain taste.>uncleanThat's why we cook it.
