For me it's Club-Mate
>>21632807Oh yeah tickle my anusFeels sooooooooooooo good
>>21632807I once tried bottled Mate here in Germany (I think it was even Club Mate) and it was the second most awful tasting thing I have ever tried (after eating a raw olive). Like someone steeped two dozen half smoked cigarette butts in a cup of boiling water overnight and then sold it as a drink. Terrible.
It tastes really bad for how much sugar it has, it makes no sense.
>>21632807its okay, people blow out of proportion how unpleasant/how much of an acquired taste it isi had a friend in university who spent 6 months in berlin and came back with liking club mate as his core personality trait
>>21633306At first I though it was some kind of sugarless energy drink so I tolerated it but when i saw how much sugar it had I though naah...
>>21632807Trivially easy to make yourself too.Just cold brew some mate tea, add sugar or sweetener for desired sweetness, add citric acid for acidity, then carbonate in a soda stream. I make my own all the time.The only downside it has is that due to the brewing method the resulting drink foams like a motherfucker in the soda stream, so it's easy to overflow if you aren't careful.
>>21632807Kraut pee.
>>21632807Shut up, it's just a horse piss flavored energy drink.>umm actually yerba has-No it doesn't, they add regular ass caffeine and lots of sugar to it.
>>21633407>Me when I make shit up
>>21633421I didn't say it doesn't have yerba, I meant when people say it has some magical yerba health benefits or "it works different".
>>21633538Honestly fair point, I've never heard anyone say that but if they did they'd be retarded. It's a soda, not some health beverage.
Totally foul beerWorse than the plastic bottle beer hobos drink, why does club mate exist?
>>21632807I've seen this shit in stores but I never bought it. If it's just a soda then I might have to try it
>>21633421>sugar>another sugar>and even more sugarIt's like even worse coke.
I go to Germany once a month for work and aleays get a bottled mate. It's an acquired taste, after 4-5 bottles you start to like the dried plum + ashtray comboTry the mio mio mate, it's a bit easier on the palate than the club
>>21633298it's ok you can eat your tendies with ketchup and mtn dew
>>21635539not American coke which only has the worst sugar, but worse than eurocoke for sure