Which one are you guys ordering? Do the football characters influence your decision?
>>21633869I want the Jest subs so that I can choke
>>21633869Those all look disgusting
>>21633881uh, you can't say that...
>>21633884Why not?
>>21633869did we really need some guy attached to every sandwich? like are they implying the guys like those specific sandwiches? the laziest linkup I’ve ever seen, keep it
>>21633914...then why are you masturbating right now?
>>21633869I would only eat a sandwich there if it was endorsed by Skattebo
>>21633869>The Giant Italian>actually a large black man?
>>21633988“The Giant Negro” would probably make them lose investors. Now I’m curious, what is the most black person sandwich?
>>21634011Po Boy
All this shit with athletes and advertising is profoundly retarded. I understand that michael jordan was able to sell a lot of tennis shoes. But you know who else has also sold a lot of products? Completely fictional made up characters. Who you don't have to pay millions of dollars to, who wont embarrass your brand by acting a fool, etc. Pic related was the perfect advertising character they should have never stopped making commercials with him and other similar "interesting men" when he got too old.
>>21633914They have a good defense and rarely do those guys get endorsement deals. The biggest problem with the NFL is that the guys who do the most are sometimes the least recognized. The Giants skill position players who might get a commercial are all sort of mediocre unknowns since they let Saquon Barkley go to the Birds. Also who do you want endorsing your sandwich more than a big 300 lb guy. Fat guys know a good sandwich.
>>21634063Actually no the Marlboro Man was peak. I guarantee there is no athlete on earth who would have sold more cowboy killers than the marlboro man did.
>>21634063And more people know who Eli Manning is than Gwar Gura.
>>21634066I dunno Baseball Cards got their start in Cigarette Packs, that's what makes the Honus Wagner card worth more is that he was against smoking and demanded his image be removed from future boxes so it became the rarest.
>>21634066it kind of hurts your brand when several of your mascots literally die as a direct result of your product
this is what italians look like in 2025
>>21633869Everyone of those football players looks exactly the same. At first I thought it was the same guy for each sub.
>>21634074Well the beauty of the marlboro man is that you just find another handsome older gentleman and throw him on the horse. Much easier than finding the next lebron james.
>>21634066>>21634082These subs are worse than cigarettes because of all the carbs in the bread and breading.
>>21634089agreed actually. Not just the carbs but deli meat is proccessed garbage with carcinogens in it. Plus you know where is a soybean oil based sauce in play.
>>21634082Athletes and even Actors are an instant brand identity, you don't need months of development millions in spending and rejected ideas from guys on the 46th floor. With Caitlin Clark or Lionel Messi or Aaron Judge you have a built in brand identity that appeals to millions. You don't need to have a bunch of ad men on adderall going "now what do you think of when you think of luxury Watches" you can just put Lewis Hamilton in a Rolex Watch and everyone knows this is a great watch for a guy in his late 20s to early 30s who has started making big enough money to give a shit about Lewis Hamilton.People go "Oh that's Luka Doncic of the Lakers this must be a drink for people on the go who need electrolytes" or "Caitlin Clark is wearing that dress, probably means it's a good durable fabric for a woman who moves a lot"
>>21634011Tell me you wouldn't buy "THE BIG NIGGA" sandwich.
>>21633869Local Team Defenses are probably a pretty good deal for a big enough regional sandwich shop. These are mostly big guys, they get their name shouted out every time they get a tackle, deflection, QB Pressure or anything else, not to mention Team Introductions where you see their face and they will go "Abdul Carter, Penn State" and you're probably paying all of a couple hundred thousand dollars and maybe a "future franchiser agreement" for all of them in the NY/NJ market that's a pretty good deal.
>>21634109lol I would think most brands plan to exist longer than a few months its worth building up your own brand mascot unless your business is just some smash and grab shit like getting John Goodman to be in your gambling phone app commercial or Hall of Fame football player to sell your private label indian boner pill supplements. Those are the type of buisnesses that would need a quick and dirty way of recognizability and trust from the public.
>>21634111Checked and kekked
>>21634129Yet Gatorade has always managed to get a big athlete sweating their Gatorade out.
>>21634063"Most interesting man" was only funny to the lowest common denominator of mouthbreathing normies. I bet you laughed at the geico caveman too.
>>21634146yeah it has been a tremendous and retarded waste of money.
>>21633914It's basically this for black people
>>21633869that chicken parmesan with vodka sauce sounds good
>>21634011McRib
>>21634074>78 year old man diesoh no oh god how could the evil tobacco poison do this
>>21634160Wheaties has existed for 50 years changing out the athlete on the cover constantly
>>21634165that’s reskinned trix
>>21634077they just lost their only italian player to the patriots
>>21634173and now its a tranny cereal
>>21634166It's not I've had them all. The chicken patties at this place are actually trash, they are made of finely ground chicken pressed into oval shapes which is most likely made of scraps and waste
>>21634152Having no sense of humor isnt an endearing trait.
>>21634197hot dogs are made from lips and sphincters but they still taste good. welcome to offal
>>21634205Well my issue with them is that they don't taste good, it isn't a philosophical complaint
>>21634215they have subways inside of walmarts, just go get a rotisserie chicken and put it on the sandwich
>>21634152I bet you are one of those fags who thinks Monty Python is the peak of humor or something lol what fun you must be at parties (that was a joke by the way I know you have never attended a party)
>>21634226>what fun you must be at partiesI was kinda with you until you went full Reddit
>>21634230At this point it seems more of a generational thing than 4chan v reddit. Zoomers are all losers who don't drink dont party and dont fuck girls. Millenial chads all at least tried to do this rite of passage stuff.
>>21634237>triedMan I’m run through as fuck lmao
>>21634237Zoomers generally hate commercials when they interrupt content, yet they basically follow influencers whose entire life is built around creating a brand identity to sell everything from Chicken Tenders to ass wipes.
>>21634252slut
>>21634237I’m a zoomer who’s had a drinking problem for the last 5 years. I used to go to parties when I was a teenager but now I’m basically a recluse with no friends
>>21634275tis better to have had some fun at one point than to live your whole life in bed on your phone
>>21634237I'm a zoomer and I try really hard to go to parties and date but they don't like me. But it's not because I don't find the geico caveman funny. I mean, I don't, but I know well enough to pretend to. I think it's because my heart is just too big and pure so they want to stomp on me and reject me.
>>21634282>I think it's because my heart is just too big and purebe so fr
>>21634011Whatever sandwiches get served in jail, so probably cheap turkey with American cheese on white bread, with a couple mustard and mayonnaise packets
>>21634066Crazy how marketers made everyone think cigarettes are cool. They needed such a huge push trying to make them seem masculine because men at the time smoked cigars, and figured cigarettes were for weak homos. But the marketers were so successful in making everyone think that smoking tiny bitch cigars is cool and tough that it warped popular culture forever.
>>21634319Look at this spaghetti-armed, fluffy-haired, gender confused weenie
>>21633881They're people too
>>21634327Feeling scared, Jamal?
>>21634333We both know that you're a mollycoddled little weakling. Embarrassing.
>>21634324are you mad that most people smoke the feminine way
>>21634282You sound like you're going for the wrong type for who you are. Some girls are just looking for fun, and willing to take other dicks and eat other cunts and some girls want a quiet guy who buys her flowers and makes meme jokes about mutually enjoyed animes while eating korean street food. learn to identify who wants the same thing as you. don't go to a party and expect to find a girl who is probably at home watching anime or reading a Bronte Sister novel and jamming alone to KPop
>>21634349I'm mad about how much marketers can alter people's views and understanding of the world, shaping and shifting culture for profit
>Americans pay money to stick phallic objects with pictures of black men in their mouth
>>21634362An 18 year old with a youtube channel can alter people's views
>>21634051correct
>>21633869What chain is this and where is it located? I take it its on the east coast. New Jersey?
>>21634384Sure but not have massive and long lasting effects. People who have never seen an ad for cigarettes still think cigs are rebellious and tough, which is an entirely fabricated idea
>>21634394It's quick check in Bayonne
>>21633869MY ENTIRE LIFE IS FOOTBALL AND POLITICS!!! SEMPER FI MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!ahem... uh... I'll take a Giant Italian on white please. Heavy on the hot peppers, please.
>>21634399Cigarettes are rebellious and tough because we believe they are. It may have been an artificially invented idea to begin with but because we believed it, and then only rebellious people smoked and the docile people avoided it, then it became true. If someone smokes you can guess certain things about them with pretty reliable accuracy. Not that they're a cowboy, but they tend to be contrarian, risk seeking, etc
>>21634414The younger smokers around these here parts tend to fit a handful of molds a little too well. Overcompressed Indian pop or pop-country, nicer mid-class cars or pickups that don't do any picking up... most of them drive like absolute cunts, to the point where I've tried to toss a coffee into a coworker's car on the highway more than once.It weirds some of my coworkers out when I smoke at work - mostly because I don't smoke very often, so when I do, it's some resurrected drum with shredded offcuts of cigar leaf brought back from being dust with a dash of pimento dram or some shit, or a handrolled cigarillo that I didn't give away.I guess I fit the contrarian bit, but it's usually more in a (and my coworkers ripped on me endlessly for this line) 'It's not right because it's my way; I do it this way because it's the right way to do it.' kinda way.
>>21633869It should say vokka sauce
>>21633869Advertising is against the rules
>>21634011Lake Trout. They don't even realize it doesn't come from a lake, or isn't a trout
>>21633869>Do the football characters influence your decision?yes I don't order anything with those people in the picture.
>>21634539Good thing I intentionally cut off the name of the establishment so you wouldn't complain about this
>>21633869i already order the giant italiannot gonna use its slave name
>>21633881bulbasaurs have feelings, ok?
>>21634011Snoot Sandwich, which is literally a pig nose between two hamburger buns. They also eat them pickled. I'm not making this up. Andrew Zimmern did a segment on it, but I knew about them years ago because my grandfather used to deliver food to black bars and pig snouts was something they bought regularly to make into sandwiches.
>>21633869Truly we are in a decadent point in time where a man gets two varieties of chicken parm sandwiches to choose from.
>>21633869You think after three black football players wanted fried chicken they had to tell the other three pick something else?
>>21634796I think I'll go with turkey!
>>21634796coward
>>21634796Kek
>>21634796okay I chuckled...probably true
>>21633869
>>21636519>sensible chuckle
>>21636519He's a lore accurate Italian.
