What does /ck/ like to eat on the go? I like having a road cucumber
trout chowder
>>21634017every time i see your fucking volvo im reminded that no matter what i do in life, a literal autist in sweden on welfare will somehow mog me
>>21634017this
>>21634017where do you get your cucumbers? Willy’s?
>>21634017is your hand a prosthetic? why does it look like you have hydraulics lol
>>21634029Nature knows best
>>21634029Let's see your car>>21634035Ica, they usually have reduced price when you buy 2 cucumbers>>21634038no this is my real hand
road hummer
>>21634038OP is an anorexic retard that loves showing off his hands and car
>>21634055I'm not anorexic RETARD I am full of energy and eat until I'm full and have a varied diet and get all my nutrients
>>21634064>get all my nutrientsyeah I’m sure you do, through an IV when your parents force you to go to the hospital
>>21634055OP is amazing by sole virtue of introducing me to swedish crispbread
>>21634017do you… actually eat it while driving? would make me nauseous as fuck
>>21634017your twinkish hand is as delicate as a thinly shaved english cucumber
>>21634094Yeah, It's like 95% water. No fruit would make me nauseous eating it in the car>>21634120Thanks I guess
>>21634017the award for the most reddit-post of the year goes to OP!>le so randommeanwhile>tranny hand>man-love symbol on steering wheel
>>21634131
>>21634123i bet you would look cute in a dress
>>21634123>Thanks I guessnigga you know you blushed
>>21634029>a literal autistThey do seem to all have the same type of hand, it's a really odd phenotype.
>>21634208its the exact same hand from the meme of the guy who engineered a device to open his cans of soylent for him. And I mean the exact same hand
>>21634017Do you stick it in your vagina when you have to drive?
>>21634207Yeah, so what?>>21634235I frot my penis with it when I drive
eating and drinking in cars or public transportation is disgusting, literally monke behavior
>>21634340I'm eating something that is 95% water dude, you think it's disgusting to drink WATER in the car too? Your autism must be worse than mine
>>21634017Oh hey its the soybot guy again. I see your hand still looks deformed and gay
I like these because they get spicy pickled meat juice all over my car when I open them.
>>21634017more like you rode that cucumber.
>>21634017ai image.nobody's skin is that plastic looking, plus the cuke looks layered in.
>>21634069kek
>>21634017Three cans of beer
>>21634017I like to eat things that require me to put sauce from packets on it, like squeezing ketchup on fries or nuggets or hot sauce onto tacobell so not only am I making a filthy mess I am also endangering the public/disregarding traffic laws while I am distracted.
>>21634017What model? I have a s60 twincharged. Looking at a xc90 for trips
>>21634017are you a mod or jannie? also how many cucumbers do you consume per week lol
I don't eat in my car. But eating a cucumber is very Balkan coded.
>>21634642You're clearly retarded>>21635105XC40>>21635319a few
>>21634017Why are you sideways?
>>21635386very funnyJust ate half a cucumber again while basking in the sunlight
>>21634017>I like having a road cucumberMake sure you dont forget about it, one time I stopped for gas a a cucumber slid right down my pants leg.
>>21634131*kisses u*
>>21635393Glad you survived the car crash.
>>21634017
>>21635393Do they make you burp as well?
>>21635440No, dude, it's a FRUIT
a belt of scotch with a hot chicken sandwich and if the fuckin pigs give me trouble i got something for they ass ykwim
>>21635379you didn’t answer if you’re a mod or not. interesting.
>>21635686My mom is a mod! heh!
>>21635686You really think any mod would actually say they're a mod? Use your brain for a second
>>21634017i used to work on the road and would eat everything from bananas to messy shawarmas while drivingalso a little drinky poo doesnt hurt for afternoon rush hour traffic
>>21634017lol my ex used to just munch on cucumbers like that
mr cucumber swede, what did you eat today? what are your favorite meals besides cucumbers and dr pepper
>>21634017Me, sometimes I like to just chomp into a loaf of bread.
>>21634017String cheese
>>21635696one can always recognize the vaguely alien and and maximally autistic hand and thinkpads (plural) of a 4chan mod. honed by years of dubious welfare and doing it for free
>>21634017Myself, I just prefer to Comsume calorically empty liquids. Maybe if I'm in a hurry to hit the road, a gas station breakfast Sandwich, but I have eating, while driving.
>>21635744I have entrecôte like twice a week, I usually have some cucumber and avocado salad along with it. I sometimes eat a banana before I get to the best part (the meat)Today I had a cucumber and a frozen pizza>>21635761lol
>>21635749If salted based. If not salted you disgust me.
>>21634017Sooner or later you’ll break down and buy a buttplug
>nuvolvoyikes
>>21634035>where do you get your cucumbers?He gets them off the side of the street.
>>21636236Brokie spotted>>21636246Nice one dude
he doesnt eat it for the flavor.
>>21634017Your slender, feminine hands betray your nature, Anon. I know what you are.
this is the guy that kept posting pics of his food with his "gf" right
>buys a modern VolvoIt’s literally a rebadged Great Wall
>>21635780pretty healthy overall, do you do any cardio?
>>21638023What is it>>21638069It's all designed in Sweden dude, just assembled in China>>21639195I like walking, especially in the forest, and cycling
