I don't understand why people buy shitty fast food hamburgers when you can make a delicious burger yourself at home. Rape oil fried patties, caramelized onions, melt cheese, it's fucking DELICIOUS and has SOUL unlike burgers made by some immigrant flipping burgers for minimum wage.
fast food is for when you're not at home
>>21634695Burgis!
Now make the milkshake and fries.
>>21634699>>21634702NOT that tone
>>21634699But I am at home.......
i buy supermarket hamburger and have an electric stovetop with a skilletmy burgers never taste good like over charcoal or wood, so all the flavor comes from onions and cheese, why spend the money on meat?
it is like that
>>21634695Take that fork and stab yourself in the jugular faggot. Fucking thanks.
>>21634738and I'm sure your parents appreciate it
Imagine being so brainrotted and corrupted by the internet that you try to make politics out of burgers for cheap (you)s....Bring back the days when faggots got publicly banned for their low-tier trolling.
>>21634695>patties, caramelized onions, melt cheeseThe absolute best burger, looks bursting with flavor. Do you flatten the buns or do they come flat?
>>21634695I agree, but ppl can do and eat whatever they want you control freak.
>>21634695that looks awful, as if you just stuck your hand into a full honey bucket and slapped it between buns(i bet it tastes good though, if sloppy)
>>21634695If you can't hold the burger in your hands without getting shit everywhere, it's conceptually a bad burger. Sandwiches are supposed to be convenience food.
>>21635548hold the jaw, serious, hold the jaw
>>21634695too bad you drenched it in gross goop
>>21635563so you have right and I have wrong? pull to hell you unupfostered shithigh
>>21634695I love caramelized on-yons on hamburguers, I agree with you, I have to say that if you were talking about pic-related I would answer no, I can't make one of these at home and have a similar results to the ones I buy
>>21635567what
>>21634695Sometimes I want a different flavor and not a soggy mess like whatever that thing is.
>>21635567>make retarded thread>get rightfully called a retard>instant ESL spergout
>>21635577hold the jaw. seriously. hold the jaw
>>21635577*cadaver laughs*
>>21635577Fuck you
>>21634700I want to lie next to you on a warm Saturday morning and smell your spicy morning breath after you've drunk lots of alcohol and eaten lots of goodies all evening, I want you to fart your warm gay farts under the covers so I can crawl under and smell and embrace your cute little poop particles, I want to kiss and gently poke your tender shiny pink hole and penetrate you while I kiss your face, I want to smell your extremely strong body odor and for you to spit in my face, I want to suck your juicy pale gay breasts and kiss around your gay nipples, I love you and your busty smelly gay body, I want to bury my face between your pale, bumpy, pimply sweaty buttocks
>>21635577take your pancakes and go for here are you not welcome, you unupfostered shitpile.
>>21635586loveling... i have diarrhea
>>21635582>>21635584>>21635585You empower me with every (You)
>>21635577Kek got him
>>21635593your spirit costume is so spicy, loveling
>>21635593>>21635595Gifflar to a pyse
>>21635595no it made you not
fattar inte varför amerikaner dricker milkshake till burgare, passar ju inte riktigt mongomaxxat knotterfolk som bara ska ha och ha
>>21635595Little boy... Where shall man begin
Holy fucking shit lmao
>>21635607in this yarn speaking we english, you unupfostered shithigh
>>21634695>Rape oil fried pattiesYou'd be better off eating an actual Big Mac.
>>21635612FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>21635613the only big macs i eat are in the morning when i eat lingoncoarse with caviar
>ittWe all witnessed OP lost...
Made some tacos
>>21635617snearer this here breadbite are yarn
>>21635619Can you mail that geek where he made falusausage smeargoose with one bite salad
>>21635617loveling, your diaper leaks
/ck/ shit on OP's burger so hard that it broke his brain
>>21635630
>>21634695>rape oil fried patties well maybe the reason is that they can't even get something simple as a burger right like you
>>21634702You know this is actually possible, right? And not even difficult. I'd have thought you'd know this since we're on a fucking cooking board
>>21635630*poops a long thick gooey poopsausage right in your mouth whole way down in your fat gaystomach*Hope it tastes.
>>21635640here have im something to you
>>21635646i don't collect pictures of dysgenic trash people
>>21635670probably about you ASG
>>21634695There is a different between a Patty Melt and a Burger.Use this one as a Reference. Nothing special, nothing horrendous.Just burgers and Fries.
>>21635742I wish you were my girlfriend and could cook burgis for me every friday ;_;
>>21634695because every time you fry your own burger you smell like fucking grease and it makes the whole house reek unless you do it outside, and even then you'll still smell. and sometimes you just dont wanna cook.
>>21635775>nooo not the smellYour autism for you that move on you in a unnatural way
>>21635775use the kitchen hood retard use water and soap dumbfuck
>Haha I will type like an ESL retard on purpose! Truly the height of comedy!
>>21635957
>>21634702>milkshakeUh... Making a milkshake is super easy, what are you on about?
It nalces
Warning, this thread is being spammed by a mentalli ill poster and known paedophile known as the matgeek pedophile from the swedish thread on /int/.Ignore and let moderator handle, it is not easy for to be him and spam and have mental illness.
Making milkshake is not easy. It requires tools most simple people dont own.Same with fries.
>>21636008>>21636007>>21636006>>21636002fuck off
>>21636010
>>21635991why doesn't swedish police deal with him?
>>21636020Because it is not true.
>>21635643You will now post pictures of some french fries you have made at home, from scratch, because it's such an easy, chore-free thing to do that you do it all the time. Practically daily you make fries because it's such a nonissue.
>>21635775My main board is /pol/ and this is the most autistic thing I've come across this year
>>21636061Why tf would i take pictures of fucking fries? They're such an easy thing to make its not even noteworthy. I bet you're the type to take a pic of your latest turd because it's the only thing you know how to create.
>>216360957dande
>>21635613You do know that test was done on mice
>>21636000Like what a Mixer and a knife
>>21634695>Rape oil fried pattiesWon't that burn your dick?
