New takes on NYC Pizza are better than anything
>>21635085How do you eat standing up in the street next to garbage and crackheads? I'll pay the long dollar for a beer in a Legion Post.
>>21635095the hot oily drippings will kill any pests
>>21635108I carry a blackjack or revolver when entering a city. Pouring hot oil or coffee onto a junkie will result in a wine bottle being shattered on your skull.
>>21635095>>21635119As you can see the garbage was pretty far away. Why worry about crazy people, they're universes away from you and once they know you aren't giving them money they move on
>>21635085Look at that gay little thumb, especially the nail
>>21635085How about I take on your bussi, big boi
>>21635133The Bleeker Street Pizza Chicken Bacon Ranch is truly a great slice.
>>21635095You have to be far more put together, and willing and able to ruthlessly kill them in self defense if they ever tried to stab/shoot/rob/rape/murder you or someone you know. Never live in fear of such small time trash, since you should be far more dangerous than them by every metric.
>>21635127You are correct. Junkies are a universe away from me in the upper income Massachusetts town I was raised and still live in.
>>21635142I'm not more dangerous then them. My blood doesn't contain VD.
>>21635145Vinerial disease?Idk but your neovagina sure does
>>21635143>Junkies are a universe away from me in the upper income Massachusetts town I was raised and still live in.Whatever you say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPgf_btTFlc
>>21635153Don't take my word for it. The FBI counts the crime stats, not me.
>>21635160>Rich people don't get caught doing drugsShocked!
>>21635163Punishable by fine equals legal for a tax.
>>21635173You can find my bussi, big boi
>>21635085so you finally learned to fold your slice
that looks more like a kebab than a pizza
>>21635141Ranch is for faggots. Literally. Faggs use it as lube.
>lives in a city with other "people"opinion discarded instantly
>>21635141It's spelled "Bleecker". The best slice to get there, though, is the Nonna slice which has basil and fresh mozz. Garlic knots are pretty good too.For a plain cheese slice though I definitely prefer Joe's. L'industrie and Mama's Too I save for weekdays when the tourists aren't clogging the places.
>>21635349Crisco.
>>21635127>Why worry about crazy people, they're universes away from you and once they know you aren't giving them money they move onI've seen way too many junkies do wild shit while hopped up on spice at my place of work to ever believe that, anon. Never let your guard down around such people.
>>21635494Prick, naturally you have a million authenticity rules
>>21635706Where did I mention authenticity?
>>21635153how many pictures of your weird thumb are you gonna post? we already saw it in the last 4 pics
>>21635707Your whole post is about how Authenticity Rules and how I spelled Bleecker wrong. You seem like you learned to argue through Charlie Kirk
>>21635695West Coast zombies are the worst for this, when my gf and I lived in Seattle we had bottles and shoes thrown at us, blacks following us with knives and metal pipes, randomly screaming at me on the bus, etc. If you're white the cities are not safe for you, even if you are armed you'll face worse charges for defending yourself than the nonwhite in question would for killing you.
>>21635733"Where did I mention authenticity?""Your whole post is about how Authenticity Rules"If you want to talk about arguing like that idiot Charlie Kirk, look in a mirror. "How did I do X?" "You did X!" Hurp durp. That's not an argument. Back to school with you.And correct spelling isn't "authenticity", that's just... proper English. Again, back to school.
>>21635745>My postNew Takes are good>Your Post"Gotta get the Nonna Slice, Gotta Go to Joe's"How is that not about how Authenticity is better?
>>21635740Did your parents never teach you how to deal with homeless people?
>>21635752It's just a recommendation. You know that people can just... recommend things, right? I say something is "the best" but that's just my take. I didn't say "for the most authentic slice, go to ____."Anyway, you're an idiot and you need to go back to school.
>>21635768>"for the most authentic slice, go to ____."What you said inferred that the authentic slices are better in a thread that is about newer takes on slices and now you're just calling me stupid for your desire for that wheel new yawk authentic that ruins the city
>>21635776Your reading comprehension is dogshit and I can’t help you.
>>21635777You're a bit boring and your insults show you are a projector of your own insecurities.
>>21635785If you say so. Have a nice day, and learn to read!
>>21635095because despite what fox news tells you, not every block of one of the world's largest cities is teeming with crackheads.garbage is a different story. the planners were retards for not building in alleyways.
>>21635766There's no winning with that really, ignoring them just means giving them an opportunity to shove a knife in your neck, giving them money just attracts more, the police can't jail them, and fighting/killing them just results in charges. The only way to deal with violent junkies and nonwhites protected by the system is to leave the cities where they congregate and contribute as little as possible to said system.
>>21635095How do you function as a human being
>>21635805I have to live in the city because I can't drive and there's no jobs anywhere else
>>21635740I just avoid areas that will have homeless and druggies to an appreciable amount. I enjoy Church's chicken but it only exists in the fucking hood in my city and I will not go there.>>21635766Putting yourself in a position to deal with the homeless regularly opens you up to a lot of risk even if it doesn't feel that way. The mentally ill ones are dangerous and I wouldn't even say they're the worst. The ones who are of sound mind and homeless by choice are users of people will fuck your shit up if given the chance.
I just use intuition and dont be stupid. Also I look too depressed for anyone to think I have money. I don't really understand the blanket negativity but I guess 4chan leans towards neurotic types
>>21635494Their "Red Sicilian" (known elsewhere as an upside-down slice with cheese under the sauce) is actually very good too.
>>216358404chan is filled with the kind of people whose entire day and next say is utterly ruined ,as well as the days of the people around them ruined, because they smelled something bad for a few seconds while walking. or they went hiking and saw a cairn. or their server forgot to refill the water.
>>21635160the stats really do not lie, you're right.>>21635119>>21635108but stats also will show that around the world more humans have experienced scars n scolds from beverages and sauces than gunshots and thus are more likely to fear a faceful of marinara or a crotchful of Seattle's best. Plus a junkie knows getting shot gets them a free room & board 1) underground 2) jail or hospital 3) duty free because of disability income guaranteed if just injured, sadly, the word goes round the streets and hoods that way.
>>21635085is this porch anon
>>21636071Nobody prefers to get a bullet over hot coffee, you're a fucking idiot.
>>21636075you are still referring to junkies v. normal people, or are we moving the goal post so you don't look like a total faggot?
>>21636075what you just did is called conflating because you have a retarded "retreat from defeat" ego that got triggered. go back to safe space of /pol/ ugga ugga
>>21635085Post stoop again.
>>21635141That's no pizza, it's a shitty gyro.
>>21635141says the guy that takes in the rear end on the regular
>>21636220Not the guy you were replying to, that statement was just really fucking stupid. Nobody actually thinking is wanting to get shot over having coffee poured on them, that's the dumbest thing I've read on here all day and that's saying something. If they don't care about getting shot then they're not thinking period and coffee to the face will do nothing.>>21636234I'm not conflating shit, anon said that a junkie would prefer getting shot by a gun over having hot coffee thrown on them. That's just fucking dumb and I'm telling him that. I don't know how many junkies you've dealt with but if you offered to throw coffee on them in return for giving them their chosen drug they'd nod eagerly, but getting shot means they'd probably die if they don't get to an ER soon enough. If they're so desperate they don't care about dying then you kill them immediately, run away, or get mugged/killed for drug money. A fucking latte to the face wouldn't deter someone willing to kill you for their fix.
>>21635095When you're 320lbs and 6'4 nobody fucks with you (even if you want them to)