what are we eating /ck/? I've got a nice mushroom and cheese om, and you don't and this makes you an omelet
>>21636495i don't come to this website to be insulted
>hot saucego fuck yourself young lady
>>21636497I find every time I post here someone comes and wipes their shit all over me so I guess I'm used to it.>>21636499The Caribbean hot sauce is just too good to not use
>>21636495The fork goes on the left side of the plate. The knife goes on the right side with the blade facing the plate. I find it irksome that you go to the trouble of cooking a nice looking meal and actually sitting down at a clean table but you don't how to place the cutlery. It devalues the whole affair.
>>21636495Enjoy your meal
>>21636559I'm not exactly place setting for dinner guests anon, I'm sitting on the couch in my (tight fitting) underwear having brekkie
>>21636495should have folded it the other way
>>21636574which way?
>>21636577the heterosexual way
>>21636584oh. no thanks.
>>21636559Calm down bitch. It's just an omlett. He's not dining in Buckingham palace
i made general tso's red cabbage who wants some
>>21636592figured that's what you'd say faggot
>>21636611how horrifying>>21636626
>>21636569You went through the trouble of arranging and setting your TV tray in a formal way for a photo. I don't understand not taking three more seconds to place the cutlery properly. Center the plate and place your cutlery properly and your pictures will look much better.
>>21636657it's my coffee table and I just put the plate down. I don' think I've thought about place setting my silverware for like 20 years. just let it go anon, the fork and knife geography of my food photo is not relevant
>>21636495Similar energy but I had some cheddar quesadillas
>>21636944can't go wrong with a kaysidea.
>>21636495How am I the first person to point out that this is AIslop
>>21636965it most certainly is not
>>21636502>I find every time I post here someone comes and wipes their shit all over me so I guess I'm used to it.Welcome to your first day on /ck/
>>21636495>what are we eating /ck/?I had two pieces of Tyson chicken southern breast tenderloin baked in a Black & Decker toaster oven with Sweet Baby Ray's bbq sauce and Meijers mustard potato salad with a mug of whole milk and for desert, a banana,
>>21636495It's 4:19am and I'm about to microwave a potato then mash it with butter and salt
fuck it's 559 and I still haven't nuked the potato
>>21636559>>21636657autist
ill show you my breakfast in the nest post
>>21637098made two, mmm potatoesno pic imagine two yellow mashed potatoes with salt and butter
>>21637122>no pic>imagineif you're going to lie imagine a better dish
>>21637127I would have taken the bait but I remembered I turned my phone off and it takes a year to turn on because it's 11 years old so no pics for you.
>>21637130i do believe you have an obongophone thoughever
>>21637131I sit at a pc all day I have no need for a new phone. I hate taking pics of shit. Unless I'm completely retarded I have to either email them to myself, or connect them to the pc and transfer them, all way too much of a pain in the ass to take pics of my food all the time. idek how people make whole thread long cookalongs, after two or three pics I'd give up.
>>21636970>drinking cappucino with an omeletevaffanculo!
>>21637212what's wrong with that :<
>>21636559Based dining etiquette autist
>>21637317Having had a good education does not equate autism.
>>21637320no, but this >>21636559 does
>>21636495I’m going to make some spicy beef gnocchi for lunch I think.
>>21637329Based anon correcterer autist
>>21636495I had chicken ballotine with parmentier potatoes, wilted spinach, sun dried tomato puree and green pesto
>>21637329I don't have autism. I take etiquette seriously.
>>21638116I will set my forkenife properly next time anon. I hope to receive some feedback when the time comes
>>21638125Thank you. It bugs me to no end when people who obviously care food and cooking don't set their table properly.
Duck, potato and chard
>>21638439oof that looks lush bro
>>21638441Looks like trash to me but the potatoes are gratin but with goat cheese and a few egg yolks mixed in to add richness and the red spam id a reduction of fresh raspberries with grand marner or however its spelled with some beef stock to loosen it up
>>21638439It looks like someone held a used light flow tampon by the string and swung it at the plates.
had mussels with potatos
>>21636495>omelette>knifeabsolutely diabolic
>>21638439Looks like it was crafted with care, but it also looks like someone got run over by a car.
>>21638452the plates make the difference. on regular basic round plates it would look much more like slop.
>>21638494what do you do just break it apart with your fork?
>>21638116>i take etiquette seriouslyYeah. Because you have autism.
>>21638501yup
>>21636495
>>21638510my let didn't have a very consistent structure because all the mushrooms embedded right in the egg. I feel like without a knife it would fall apart and end up being a pain
>>21638499Pretty normal for me because i legitimately cannot into plating food Brain = broken
>>21638518did you try plating after cooking the food
>>21636495looks good, I'm having a light breakfast, bananas and Monster punch
>>21637212I know, eating omelette with no bread is a miss for me also you need something sour/acidic with it. >>21637247That's what you hear before you get thrown out of the Italian ristorante.
>>21638516>thinks the oven is a magical place where things become edible
>>21638670>That's what you hear before you get thrown out of the Italian ristorante.Like I would ever be caught dead in one of those
OP here with din din.>pan seared porterhouse steak, rare>spicy homefries>mushroom bacon gravy made with red wine reduction and rosemary
>>21638510Look at this cunt thinking he's brilliant for being unable to use cutlery properly. This sort of lowlife is contributory to the downfall of society. He's probably proud of his ignorance in many areas. Like a fucking school kid. Pathetic.
>>21638754I noticed you didn't mention my latest silverware placement
>>21638535Im allowed to enjoy med rare pork
>>21638759I'm not the anon who criticised you and I wasn't criticising you now. I was responding to the smug prick who thinks he's great for hacking up an omelette with a fork, like it's a skill. But if I was to judge your silverware placement, I'd say that they're the wrong way around. Fork for left hand, knife for right.
>>21638781>I'm not the anon who criticised you and I wasn't criticising you now.I didn't think you were citicising me now at all, jut thought you might have been the earlier anon. and yes I only noticed after the fact they were backward. I don't eat at the counter I just used the kitchen lighting for the photo so wasn't even thinking. Ah well one of these days
>>21638787I wouldn't mention the cutlery, normally. I'd mention the food. To me, it looks an excellent plate of food, the sauce has a good sheen.
>>21638793thanks anon, it's my first time trying arrowroot to make a glossy sauce, lovely stuff that
>>21638796Ah, I've heard people do that, but have never done it myself. I like the look of what you cook (apart from that fucking pork, if that was you). You put some thought and effort into it and it's heartening to see, nice to look at. I cannot believe the overwhelming ratio of fucking idiots there are on here. The likes of yourself, that Stewart, the Romanian baker, the Aussie cookalongs and a few others are needles in a haystack. That's what this board is for. The others go "nyarr it's a FOOD and cooking board don't you know" whilst posting their fucking fast food, oh my fave soda / candy bullshit and so forth whilst trolling you and your ilk and who actually give a shit.
>>21638805thanks anon, appreciate it. I didn't cook the pork though. for this thread it's just the omelet and the porterhouse
>>21638810Oh OK, well keep up the good work. The more people get trolled out of doing it, the more space there is for some 'genius' to post their additions to instant ramen thinking they've created a culinary miracle. It's difficult to see, even if I don't enter the thread.
When did -let change from meaning smaller to meaning lacking completely?
>>21638816>gatekeeping
>>21638839idunno, I guess it just refers to an inferior condition of something
>>21638840>low IQ no personality response
>>21638759You’re being rude on purpose now, anon. And is that salad from a bag? Yuck.
>>21639717I wasn't being sarcastic anon. And also I fucked it up anyway
>>21639931Lol are you dyslexic? Your food looks good aside from the bagged salad. Fork goes left. Knife goes right, blade in. I can't tell you what a visceral feeling of wrongness I got looking at your last photo that seems to be intentionally set wrong. It's like when you accidently see gay porn and your face scrunches up and you go ahhhh gross and you get that fight or flight adrenaline response that radiates out from your lower abdomen. I can't look at it.
>>21636497i do, its fun
>>21639956I wasn't thinking anon, it's not a table and therefore not a place setting to eat. I just was taking the photo and had the fork & knife resting on the plate like in the OP and remembered le grande autíste from earlier so took the silverware off the plate. the fact it wasn't set according to restaurant rules didn't really matter I was just in a hurry
>>21640065I don't believe you. I think you intentionally misplaced your cutlery to mess with me. And for the last time, I'm not autistic.
>>21640102i really didn't but you'll just have to take my word for it
OP back again. Having leftovers.This is my preferred way to reheat leftover steak. You slice it up and then pan sear the slices on one side, this makes one side crispie and heats the slice through but still keeps it medium rare. I show both sides here because I interleaved them showing the opposite sides on my masched potatoes for presentation.
