>>21637433
PISS
OUT
MY
ASS

>buy new kettle
>coffee starts to taste over extracted
My life has been a lie.

>>21637459
What color is it? Maybe you could paint it?

>>21637464
or try food coloring in his water

SOUP

Someone needs to make a cinnamon pumpkin co-ferment so I can style on starcux drinkers

>>21637514
Stop this co-ferment meme

>>21637545
Never. Sipping strawberry :)

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>>21637433
what detergent should i use to clean my carafe?

>>21637599
CAFIZA

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shhh it's sleeping

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Rate my bed, still kinda new to pourover

>>21637813
looks fine i guess
howd it taste

>>21637753
still in prison?

>>21637829
Yeah good, sure I can do better tho. The grind looks coarse in the pic but idk, mostly look at brew time. Grinding with DF64.
Roasted 2 days ago so interested to taste how it changes over time, don't think I've ever had such fresh beans. They're supposed to rest mostly to offgas CO2 or is there more going on? these do be some gassy beans

>>21637838
>rest mostly to offgas CO2 or is there more going on
All that gas is hindering water from getting where it needs to. Its really fucking hard to brew consistently day to day when your beans are rapidly changing. So you wait. Nothing w r o n g is going to happen by brewing fresh beans. Still going to make coffee. But it can be better.

>>21637836
Yes.

I regularly feed coffee beans to my fat old retarded food obsessed dog. Started off just hearing a crunching sound after I'd drop a coffee beans on the floor, but now she salivates every morning when I start boiling water. Saves me money on dog treats and finally got this stupid fucking bitch to learn to sit.

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>>21637838
>or is there more going on?
Besides what the other anon mentioned, the process of CO2 moving from the interior of the beans to the exterior pushes oils and other volatile compounds outwards, which generally speaking makes them easier to dissolve in a solution (re: extract). Whether or not this improves a brew depends on the degree of roast (this is why dark roasts accumulate oils on the surface of the beans) and of course, your personal taste.
When brewing very fresh coffee, you can grind up a dose and let it sit out for a while; the increased surface area compared to whole beans will allow it to degas more rapidly, making for easier brewing, but IME the taste profile is usually different compared to allowing the beans to rest whole.

>>21637946
your dog is a caffeine addict

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Just brewing some coffee this morn-AHHHHHHH

>>21638399
does overheating your moka pot make it taste better>

>>21638399
is this the fabled SHART method?

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>>21638399
That looks like it would taste much better in a more colorful pot.

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>metal construction
>heptagonal burrs
>external adjustment
>bent handle
PSA for burgers that are looking for a decently good handgrinder but don't want to spend jack shit, someone on ebay is selling pic related for $30. It's legit. The build quality is better than typical white label chink grinders but still a notch below the high end 1zpresso and timemores. The grind quality is great and it's really easy to crank. I've been using one for almost a year and decided to buy another for a backup at that price.

>>21637433
It's crazy how hard Folgers mogs Shitwell House

>>21638459
its called SOUP

>>21638460
is this real?

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>>21637753
WAKE UP

>>21638863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV8aEqCYNYU
yes

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>>21638894
looks to be about $80
there is a red version too

>>21638898
>put anime sticker on product
>increase price by 400%

d-does this work?

>>21639183
>d-does this work?
yes rabbi

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>>21639183
Yes actually.

ah delicious moka
and no marketing in sight

>>21638460
>>21638898
the action and art in this manga are top tier but the story is so fucking bad
it's literally non-existent

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>>21639442
Stranger things have happened.

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>>21639474
kek
im sippin on a very funky dry ethiopian, roasted just a bit dark and brewed with my kalita wave
wbu anons

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>>21639472
>Sakamoto Days follows Taro Sakamoto, the world's most feared hitman, who retires after falling in love and starts a peaceful life running a convenience store with his wife and daughter. When his old life threatens to catch up to h-

>>21639474
>BUY BUY BUY CONSUME YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA SLOP PUT ON A T-SHIRT!!!!
i sleep
>here is a product you are not interested in at all but it has the words "limited time only/limited edition" on the packaging
REAL SHIT

Recently caught a deal on a metric fucktonne of ground coffee for cheap. I wanna brew a lot at once but not go through the hassle of loading and brewing and reloading and rebrewing (and reloading and rebrewing and reloading and rebrewing) using a moka. Espresso ground is notoriously ill-suited for drip filters. Any suggestion for using up enough quickly to brew about 1500ml of coffee?

>>21639474
every autist i know falls for dumb shit constantly
i think the "autistic people are immune to propaganda" thing is propaganda

>>21639635
>ground coffee
sell it to some other retard
preground is worthless for making good coffee

>>21639635
cold brew i guess
youll want to filter it thru something though
i was gonna suggest cheesecloth but it might just clog it

>>21639635
>>21639724
i mean it wont be fast but youll only have to load it once

I just got an auto tamper and it's leaving some loose grinds on top. It's currently set to 15 pounds with the current spring in it. Is this a faulty taper? What's a reputable auto tamper?

>>21639816
>and it's leaving some loose grinds on top.
i dont think thats what its doing
its leaving loose grounds on the side because its not a perfect fit(its a good enough fit)
these sides are then collapsing when the tamp is removed
OR
it is grounds stuck to the bottom of the tamp that is falling off onto the top of the puck after it has been tamped
its not not doing its job its just not as clean as it could be with a perfectly fitting tamp
if you are still worried you can do a second tamp
you cant over tamp and its not going to tamp any more the second time anyway, just probably clean up how the puck looks if that matters to you

I got some cleaning tablets, the ones you use to clean the group head by backflushing and whatever, but I think my Breville Bambino doesn't have this cleaning mode? It seems like the only cleaning mode is putting descaling solution in the water tank and running the cycle which goes through the whole thank + then rinses. Does anyone with a Bambino know if this is accurate? Also I guess I can use these tablets instead of descaling solution

>>21639906
>Breville Bambino
is the plus different?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6nPRiPengo

>>21637946
Doesn't coffee have the same material that causes chocolate to be poisonous to dogs?

>>21639919
I think so. I just watched that video too.

>>21639730
>>21639724
Thanks but I've never liked coldbrew. I'll likely have to suffer the million moka march.
>>21639667
Oh, you poor, dear, sweet child. Here's your (you). I know how your kind needs attention and validation.

>>21637433
Best simple grinder for french press?

>>21639988
>simple
huh?

>>21639988
Kingrinder p0. $22.

>>21639992
Simple.. As in, babys first bean grinder.
>>21639994
Thanks

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>>21639988

>>21639850
it was just some random tamper on amazon. Probably chinese but I figured it would be better than the tamper that came with the flair. I just want to eliminate points of failure in my espresso workflow to get more consistent shots. IIRC I did double tamp one of the shots and still had those loose grounds. I could care less how it looks as long as it tastes great. So far I can't tell a difference between different bags of espresso and I think it has to do with my tamp. The turbo shots I pull are all distinctly different

>>21640227
I actually like this

you all won't believe this but
i'm drinking coffee

>>21640305
why dude it's like midnight man

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youse guys check out my coffee beans!

yes, I gotta get out and clean up the garden, it looks wilted but it isn't, just a hot day and we have rain coming tonight but I just watered it a little over a day ago

>>21640411
>exposes himself as living in sydney

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>>21640501

>>21640501
maybe it was Wollongong anon?

thinkin bout that 'spresso

ahh natural process coffee today

>>21640579
describe it

>>21640336
night shift

>>21640600
>>21640615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7K8UYX0UfE

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>>21637507
SOUP?

>>21639994
P0 is worthless. The P2 is way better and like $5 more dollars.

>oxo rapid brewer
>ordered a timemore c2
>small kitchen scale
>medium roast arabica beans
i think thisll be something to look forward to daily.

>>21638399
How do you fuck up a cuban like this?

Used 80 on the k6 for the v60 instead of 100 and it was much less bitter

>>21640739
>oxo rapid brewer
v60
>ordered a timemore c2
zp1
>small kitchen scale
coffee scale
>medium roast arabica beans
light roast

drink soup

>>21640734
Literally double the price.

>>21640904
shit happens

>>21641204
soup happens

>>21641210
not in my house it doesnt

give soup a chance

spro
soon

>>21641643
spro
NOW

>>21641883
it was ok
:)

I'm new to making coffee at home and enjoying my french press, thinking about trying other method next month. should I buy Aeropress or Hario V60 drip assist? (I'm not going to spend money on gooseneck kettle)

>>21642194
get a gooseneck kettle

>>21642194
>I'm not going to spend money on gooseneck kettle
Don't bother getting a V60 or any pourover for that matter

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>>21642194
Get a goosestep kettle

>>21642194
Get the kettle, cheap ones are like 30 bucks, especially if you want to get a V60.

fine, I will buy electric gooseneck kettle.

>>21642270
They're handy.

>>21642270
But also buy a melodrip.

>>21642194
>I'm new to making coffee at home and enjoying my french press,

V60 for convenience. But it really doesn't get better than french press. Just get a large ceramic grinder worth a damn.

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>>21642350
>ceramic grinder

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why do people use steam wands for milk? i discovered that if i microwave the milk, then it foams out of the cup if i don't stop it fast enough

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>made in germany
>by arabs and niggers
amazing

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>Spent 4 months drinking nothing but homemade cold brew, a large cup in the morning
>Go back to cappuccinos since it's getting cold again
>They don't do it for me anymore
Did I fuck up am I at the "taking several cups a day" stage now? fuck

I've heard that long boil percolated coffee is extremely smooth. Is this correct?

>>21642496
>taking
hello saar

>>21642542
Having whatever fool

>>21642496
Fuck off, pedo

>>21642551
If you wouldn't Ika you're gay

>>21641936
gonna have another one

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>>21642602
wanted to brew a megapint of espresso
so 2 double shots in the same cup back to back
first shot was good
second shot was not locked in properly and started sliding out
luckily i noticed and turned the machine off in time
so all i got was 1 shot + the pre-infusion of the next shot
but thats better than spending 2 hours cleaning up my kitchen at 11pm after a blowout
lesson learned
shoulda had a coffee before having a coffee...(or just have 1 shot like a normal person)
:)

>>21640963
Where did you order from? ripmeoff.com? I just checked and its $8 more for a P2 over the P0

>>21642705
Amazon you fucking retard. Been the same price since the day they launched. $22 $33 $44.

honey process

>>21638463
is this better than Kingrinder P2

>>21639949
>>21639635
Well, I brewed it simply pouring 1500ml of boiling water over 250g of coffee, letting it steep 5ish minutes then pouring from that vessel to another and from that one over a cone filter. Most of the sediment stayed in the first and second containers and the filters caught the rest. Took 5-10 minutes. An espresso machine woulda been faster, but that system was quicker than I expected and the results were surprisingly good.

>>21643067
yes sometimes

McDonald's is the only coffee that doesn't make me (Crohn's faggot) shit all day. All the coffee I had in Vietnam and Japan were ok too. I tried 20+ different coffees too. Doutor was probably my favorite.

>tim Hortons store bought
>lavazza
>presidents choice
>Starbucks home brew

I keep wasting money trying new stuff in Canada.

Maybe I'm stressed from work and so coffee makes me shit, but on vacations I'm dandy? No wait, I worked from Japan for a month and had 0 issues... And McDonald's restaurant bought coffee is ok... What the fudge

>>21643324
>Crohn's faggot
could be worse

>>21643324
try pourover with like 4 filters

>>21643205
Better construction for sure.
Not sure about quality of the burr though, probably similar or worse than the kingrinder.

>>21643324
>in Canada

>>21643324
>McDonald's is the only coffee that doesn't make me (Crohn's faggot) shit all day.

Avoid non-Dark Roasts. Acrymilades in those have to be burnt out. Also don't have more than 16oz daily. Abusing caffeine, with the adrenals crapping out, is only going to compound your autoimmune woes (cortisol). Supplement B1 if you can't help yourself (strips it, hence the shakes/anxiety).

>>21643522
I'd avoid coated burrs on uber cheap grinders.

>>21643618
yeah
you're right

>>21643539
I can drink an xl mcondalds coffee and feel fine. But yes, dark roasts are always worse. All light or medium roasts are usually dark because they've been burned. Boutique coffee roasters are some of the worst offenders of this. Happy Goat and Little Victories in particular.

>>21643518
McDonald's doesn't do that. I know, 1 counter example doesn't mean I am God, but I don't see how that's help.

>>21643333
indeed

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>>21643205
>all metal vs all plastic
>external vs internal adjustment
>bent vs straight handle
>$30 vs $44
Heptagonals tend to be relatively similar in cup profile. It beat out a Timemore S3 in my blind tastings with medium and light roasts. The S3 had maybe slightly higher "flavor clarity" but a "darker" less enjoyable presentation. Like with a light roasted Ethiopian I was getting more brown sugar sweetness + graham cracker notes on the S3. Whereas the Z5 gave the more typical heptagonal style apple juice juiciness and sweetness + maybe some hints of mango. The graham cracker note on the S3 was a bit more clear and noticeable than the mango on the Z5. But I don't know how many people would prefer those darker drier notes being highlighted on their light roasts. The S3 is fantastic for dark roasts though. And the build quality is noticeably superior than the Z5. I'm shilling hard for this grinder at this price cause you're not going to get anything near this good for this cheap. lolno at the $140 retail price though.
>pic related
The one I got is brand new so I guess the seller really is trying to get rid of a bunch of overstock.

>>21643798
only the finest chinesium

>>21644056
>So good the guy who imported them for $7/per is literally giving them away

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>>21644071
Even with artificially depressed chick slave labor there's no way this thing could have been made for $7. A good portion of the parts look to be unique to zerohero. The crank handle and knob, the plastic parts, maybe the body and catch cup. The cone burr is definitely a custom heptagonal design.

>>21644136
Are you the guy who bought a knockoff melodrip and tried to call it B-stock?

>>21644147
>Spending money on chinese white label mystery plastic
No?

>>21643798
>I guess the seller really is trying to get rid of a bunch of overstock
Thats the df64 espressooutlet importer. Very interesting he's offloading all zerohero shit on ebay and not a single product on his actual site. Wonder what the deal is.

>>21642534
percolators are a horrible way to make coffee because they recirculate water through the coffee multiple times
probably some people think its good though, theres no accounting for taste

>>21644190
Im generally confused why do people prefer anything that isnt espresso with oatly + sugar

>>21644192
i dont see why youd put sugar in coffee unless its instant or otherwise garbage
but hey, you do you

>>21644170
Doubly so when amazon is also offloading a bunch of zerohero shit for cheap. Wonder if they're cutting ties with the US market.

>>21642467
someone answer this aryans question

>>21644192
if your coffee needs sugar it's bad coffee

>>21644499
i microwave milk and froth it with a push whisk to make a fake cappuccino with my moka for my gf
if i microwave too much the milk breaks and tastes bad
so thats probably why

>>21644561
i do a similar thing
like 40ml milk
a "tall" skinny glass
microwave 30 seconds
no more
then foam with one of those battery powered wizzer things
"perfect" foam every time
its not the same as cafe style foam, but its good enough

i thought about learning to steam milk but to do it properly you need 120ml of milk MINIMUM
and if i only want 40ml MAX then i have to dump that milk
im not keeping it 12-24 hours until my next coffee
so i would be dumping 80ml of milk 1-2 times a day
thats a litre of milk down the drain every week

>>21644686
is it possible to steam less milk by putting it into some kind of graduated cylinder?

>>21644192
>with oatly + sugar
Sorry you drink trash coffee

>>21637433
is overextraction ever an issue on pourover? i thought the only issue is that if you grind too thin you may get channeling, but otherwise it's not an issue

>>21642467
babberu saizo desu. maikurowafu wa maikuro fomu janai.

[sad news] i slept like shit
you know what that means right?

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>>21644805
you can't drink coffee after 2pm anon I'm sorry it's terminal

>>21644699
i dont know
but it would be nice

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>>21644738
>is overextraction ever an issue on pourover?

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First time posting on this board. I just brewed some coffee in my moka pot because I run out of paper filters which I use on my normal coffee maker. It's slightly better in taste, it seems.
Useful research about aluminum in coffee with moka pots: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5388725/

>>21644899
so if you leave the grimmey sludge in the pot, you don't eat much metals that corrode your nervous system

>>21644926
Yup.

>>21644930
filthy italians were right all along

>>21644899
>misuse a tool and it becomes worse or even dangerous for the user
NO WAY!
>using chinesium bialetti pots
>Four different brands
which brands?
like not telling us is actually a retarded thing to do.
materials and coatings used will change depending on manufacturer
>The brewing time was 7 min
lol
>(normal wash cycle with standard household dishwasher detergent tablets)
what the fuck does that mean?
"normal" doesnt mean anything
my normal and their normal could be totally different
and from(they are retards but these are official directions) bialetti themselves
>No to soaps and dishwashers: after daily use, one should wash their coffee pot with running water and dry it with a clean cloth.
its common knowledge for moka pot users that dishwashers will destroy the moka pot.

this is a junk "study" as far as im concerned.

FUCK THE MAGNET CATCH CUP HOLY FUCKING GOD
I WANT THREADS!

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>>21644931
>italians were right all along

should i buy one of those V60 with the trapdoor? does it add anything to the coffee or pretty much the same?

>>21644958
it becomes an easy to clean french press

>>21644899
>it buildz da flava

>>21644953
skill issue
magnets are good
>coffee grounds caught in threads
>needing to brush out threads

>>21644965
worth it vs losing coffee when the stupid magnet comes off.

>>21644958
get a clever dripper
its better
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpOdennxP24
its LITERALLY impossible to brew bad coffee with it.

sidenote, James has changed his youtube profile picture
its worse and i hate it

>>21644968
>when the stupid magnet comes off.
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>21644969
cool tool, but a bit small, looks like it only goes up to 500ml, i usually brew 600ml in the morning for all day for 2 people

ohhhh im about to robusta nut!!!
I’m gonna cup!!
I’m cupping!!!

>>21644995
the hario switch is smaller, only 200ml

>>21645015
i guess those drippers are all small, the Hario Switch 03 goes up to 450ml, NextLevel Pulsar Brewer is 380ml, Glass Bottomless Dripper is even smaller only for 1 cup...

>>21642765
zoomers really think there are only like 5 websites huh

mix peanut powder into your next latte. thank me later

>>21645042
this but mix mint choc chip ice cream with chunky peanut butter and then make an affogato with it.

>>21644941
You're actually retarded and I don't have the energy right now to properly communicate that to you. Maybe later.

>>21645082
have a sook cunt

just bought a kingrinder K1 for a friend, is it an OK grinder if you're not an autist like us? was $61 + tax

>>21645042
>>21645050
coffee flavored milkshakes sound nice but i'd rather have a coffee in the morning thanks

>>21645163
retard

>>21645116
>which brands?
>like not telling us is actually a retarded thing to do
>this is a junk "study" as far as im concerned
Its a study on aluminum migration from bottles, not a fucking brand exposé.

>>21637433
instant coffee >>>> anything else

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@21645228
You don't even deserve my (you)

>>21638734
Shat
Out
Under
Pressure

>>21640411
Dis nigga growin beans

>>21645345
at sea level
lol

how dense can you get coffee beans to grow if you just put them in a box and partially fill it with nitrogen or argon

>>21645345
>>21645366
why wouldn't we be able to simulate altitude in a closed environment and artificially grow top tier beans?

>>21645388
Thats what Rasmus has been doing for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6_bCXYA2nQ

>>21645388
you can
but that guy isnt
which is why its funny
because they are going to taste bad

pesto pizza and goffee for breakfast?
beautiful morning, even though the clouds are covering the sky.
that wind was nuts, thought the roof was going to come off
:)

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>>21644738
it can certainly lead to flavors that some folks might not like
>>21645135
yeah its a solid entry level grinder
>>21645387
i believe cold temperatures have been found to be just as, if not more important for the slowed bean development that leads to density
>>21645508
sounds just lovely, anon

>>21645345
>>21645366
>>21645388
>>21645413
the tree was a gift anons, I'm not personally invested in the coffee beans

>>21645574
ok :)

Bookoo is taking care of some distribution for PCL now. No more need for taobao forwarders. Top tier baskets and like $25 less(haven't looked at shipping) than I paid for the first run years ago.
https://bookoocoffee.com/products/bookoo-pcl-espresso-filter-baskets?variant=51797082931384

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If you have a chestnut C2, go to your garage right now, get your impact drill and a 17mm socket, and enjoy grinding your coffee at ILLEGAL speed. I have saved DECAMINUTES with this strategy. I enjoy CUPPAS at speeds thought PREVIOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE. My life is FOREVER IMPROVED.

>>21645723
god DAMN YOU STEVE JOBS

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>>21645723
You are like little baby.

>americans just got off work
grim

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>>21645753
speak up SOCIALIST. I cannot hear you over the FREEDOM of my FRESHLY and SWIFTLY ground serving of STARBUCKS: SIREN's BLEND.

>>21645776
FUCK I THOUGHT I FIXED IT FROM BEING SIDEWAYS

>>21645723
i could use a drill with my grinder but eh
i like the tactile aspect of doing it myself, feeling the comparative density of different coffees as well as the subtle odor of fresh grounds

>>21645781
nice try equatorial anon

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>>21644953
Bolt action catch cup is the future.

>>21645135
It's worse in every way compared to the 1zpresso q-air which is $69.

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>>21645750
nice BOSCH. How much did your MOM pay for it?

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>>21645776
Just make sure they didn't use PUBLICLY FUNDED AMERICAN SHITWATER

t. Chadlean

>>21637433
>maxwell house
IT'S MAXWELL APARTMENT FOOLS

>>21645840
>mutts get a free coffee tap in their home and STILL find shit to complain about

>>21645854
gluttons that wouldn't be satisfied with the riches of heaven

>>21645872
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eaiSyqSMpSU

Cone, flat or boat?

>>21645991
...boat?

>>21645991
I got a flat one because hoffman said it tastes better

>he doesnt sail
ngmi

>>21645991
it depends

>>21645854
>britbong pretending like their public system is any less shit.

i have a kalita wave and a v60 (well technically two v60s but i only use the 02 regularly, the 03 languishes in the cupboard for the most part)
they express different coffees in different ways and at this point id be missing out on a lot without having access to both

>>21645994
The trapezoid ones.

>>21646013
ohhhh
never tried one, was thinking of maybe picking one up next time i get GAS
maybe a pegasus

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>>21646010
>britbong

>live in apartment complex
>taking out the trash
>just as i'm throwing the bag through the trash chute i notice a little hole where ground coffee from espresso pucks is leaking
uh oh

>>21646065
>trash chute
well la-di-da mr money bags

>>21645821
>>21645821
what grinder tho?

>>21646069
Millab M01. The pineapple burr grinder.

What manual grinder should I get for "travel" if I don't need the "stows inside aeropress" meme?

>>21646021
Remember the Animaniacs episode where they dialed the kangaroos to set the rainforest on fire?

>>21646169
$30 zerohero z5 from ebay probably.

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>>21646184
Don't see shit

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>>21645576
are you being glib

>>21642496
did you dilute the cold brew?

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What's wrong anon, you don't want to spend $15,000 on coffee doohickeys?

>>21645723
don't you have to keep the lid on?

>>21646208
/itm/397024393272

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>>21646268
can someone explain why people buy all these bing bing wahoos instead of just putting a tea strainer into a cup and putting coffee and water into it?

>>21646296
Upper middle class midwits with no idea what to do with extra money.

>>21646296
Rather than have multiple hobbies where you can spread disposable income around, a lot of these people seem to just autistically have one or two hobbies/interests (that typically don't require going outside) and spend all their disposable income on those few

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JAMES HOFFMANN CHANGED HIS PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>JAMES HOFFMANN CHANGED HIS PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAMES HOFFMANN CHANGED HIS PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>JAMES HOFFMANN CHANGED HIS PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAMES HOFFMANN CHANGED HIS PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>JAMES HOFFMANN CHANGED HIS PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
time for a 'presso

>>21646174
>Animaniacs
the fuck is that?

>>21646227
no :)

>>21646268
>tries to dose 1 handed
>fucks it up
fucking retard

>>21646737
oh okay, thanks anon! :]

>>21646296
>putting a tea strainer into a cup and putting coffee and water into it?
because it doesnt work properly
i tried it
i tried multiple different kinds of strainer, different sizes, shapes, hole count and diameter
it just makes bad coffee
or just spend $20 on a v60 + 100 filters and get 200% better coffee.

>>21646741
np
did you have a good coffee today?
i just had mushroom risotto for dinner, espresso later
:)

>>21646296
This >>21646313 plus they’re not fond of the taste of coffee, but they’re hoping their next purchase might change that.

>>21646745
I had a nice drip coffee from my drip machine. Black of course.

Ironically my coffee bæns of choice are "Mountain Grown" variety, and my own tree is at sea level which I guess means they'll taste like bleach and homeless sweat. They're so ripe they're about to drop on the ground and rot so I really have to harvest them tomorrow or else. I look forward to my first experience cleaning, drying, and roasting coffee beans even if they taste like miracle grow.

Your dinner sounds nice, I love risottos of all kinds, but mushroom is my favourite. I've sworn-off bread, rice, nuder, and pasta for the last couple months so my face gets slim again for Tinder photos, so for me it's just meat and veg. Would kill for a spoonful of 'sotto.

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>>21646736
WHAAAAAAAAAT???
You don't know about ANIMANIACS?

>>21646747
sounds like lance

>>21646764
they dont have it down here
well you probably could get it if you paid for cable or something but i never had that growing up
we have stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2JGksOXPB8
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr57X4v0-2o
or for the kino enjoyers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Cmf8wkrw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obADbdEDjXE

>>21646736
zoomer exposed

>>21646742
what was wrong with it? too many particles got through?

>>21646812
>everywhere is america
mutt exposed

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>>21646843
yes or it gets clogged
you can grind finer and use a fine metal filter and then push the water through the bed of coffee to extract properly, not clog and not get particles getting through
but thats just an aeropress
like yeh it'll make coffee but for about the same cost/effort there are a dozen purpose built brewing methods that just do it better.

>>21646881
also you could just buy a french press

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>>21646886
or you could buy him a french press. would be a kind gesture.

>>21646879
you must be a thirdie if you think animaniacs was only shown in america

>>21646893
im sure it was shown here but only on cable
in america though it would have been on regular tv so more americans would be familiar with it and assume its universal
its simply a stupid american mindset, other countries dont have this mindset
even for the shows that every australian has watched, i would never assume anyone outside of australia has seen it even if there is a high chance that show was broadcast in other nations.
same goes for everyone else

>>21646896
thank you for your explanation saar

>>21646891
no

>>21646897
no problem gupta.

>>21646898
meanie

>>21646903
french press makes bad coffee
just buy a v60

>>21646907
if you want to cut the nonsense just buy a decent drip machine

>>21646912
lol

>>21646881
i guess i am not very picky because the particles sink to the bottom so i can drink to the bottom and then dump the rest

>>21646917
a flawed system that you are happy with is still a flawed system
and its strange being ok with a flawed system when you could have a non flawed system for $20

>>21646919
if i cared, i could have the same result by putting a filter paper into the cup and then doing the same thing. i really don't see a point in all these contraptions that people buy

>>21646924
>i could have the same result by putting a filter paper into the cup and then doing the same thing.
nope
go ahead try
>contraptions
why have anything then?
knives? just use your mouth to bite into food to make it smaller for cooking
bowls? just eat food out of the pan you used for cooking
towel? just air dry
you do care.

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>>21646915
wait, are you being mean?

>>21646956
yes
drip makes mid coffee
even the best drip machines

>>21646966
well I'm sure I'm sorry, mister fantsy pance!

>>21646969
its fancy-pants anon

>>21646975
yep you suuuuure are!

greedy and gatekeeping, too.

>Add milk to coffee
>It tastes worse than black
I'm not sure if I love this or hate this.

>>21646989
>>21646991
retard

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This bad boy can make better and more coffee than any of the gay fairy shit you wackos speak of

>>21647005
actually no, I was screened for retardation when I was 16 and they eventually cleared me so nope, not a retard OFFICIALLY

>>21646937
>why have anything then?
you are buying unitaskers. my tea strainer can strain a lot of things. you aren't making anything other than coffee with your special funnel

>>21647031
I steep tea in my hario switch and sworks dripper. Make way better tea than shitty metal ikea tea strainers.

Juice from the blackest bean, the colour ov my soul....

>>21645163
>affogato is a milkshake

>unitasker schizo is back
id rather have the italian who cant drink coffee honestly

>nagging nancy is back
id rather have lance who hates coffee honestly

me?
i'll have a coffee, thanks.

did you know the wired gourmet has more subscribers than brian quan?

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>>21646270
only like half a bean flies out at the end. my lid broke off my handle like a year ago anyway

>>21647258
>>21647239
who?

>>21647021
Looks based (old).

why shouldn't I just put coffee grounds into an insulated burgundy wine glass, fill the water to the depth of the bowl where surface area is maximized, and immediately start swirling as and assessing the coffee over the length of the entire brew process until it reaches a point of overextraction? The cupping protocol for scraping/skimming the crust seems hilariously dogshit at consistently removing all the grinds to prevent overextraction. How am I supposed to conduct sensory analysis across multiple cups in close proximity when they're all filled to the rim and aromas are flying across the room? Why not use a cup with a tapered rim that allows for more focused aromatic analysis?

i aint reading allat
make your shitposts shorter in length please.

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>>21648213
why shouldn't i just pour grinds and hot water in a yeti wine cup and start swirling instead of doing all that SCA crap?

>>21648216
you can do anything you want anon
but perhaps you haven't figured that out yet

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Are added-caffeine products /ctg/?
I got shilled a whey protein """cold brew""" drink mix that's basically coffee flavoured protein powder with added caffeine
Actually was decent tasting so rather than paying for a pre-made mix, I'm thinking of just buying my own whey protein powder and dropping in a dissolvable caffeine capsule pill

Anyone tried something like this with caffeine capsules before?

>>21648267
>caffeine
no this is a coffee general not a caffeine general
but considering the product in question is "cold brew" then it sort of kinda counts.
>dropping in a dissolvable caffeine capsule pill
or you could just buy pure caffeine powder

Washed pink bourbon or natural process catiope?

>>21648267
A caffeine pill won't impart any flavour (or if it does, it'll be bitter) to whatever whey you're using, and if it's unflavoured protein powder it's just gonna taste like a weak milk taste if you mix it with water. So pill + powder + water = cold brew isn't true.
Have you considered making cold brew and then adding the powder to it?
You can get a hario mizudashi cold brew pot and cheap pre-ground (medium roast preground, cold brew merges flavour notes so expensive coffee isn't worth it, get whatever is cheap/on special, the only flavour note that can come through as a negative is if they over-roasted beans in the roast then ground it which can create an awful burnt flavour). You'll have 80g to 100g of grounds for about a litre of water.
This makes a concentrate you will want to dilute probably 2 or 3 parts water to 1 part cold brew then add the powder & mix it. Maybe add a little actual milk to increase it's milk taste.
How much are those caffeine pills?
>>21648316
pink bourbon

>>21648316
pink bourbon unless it's some shitty terroir or outside colombia with dominant citrus notes and not enough honey, flowers, figs, stone fruits

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awwyea got my beans! I think I waited too long because a couple of them have been nibbled on by a possum or a grasshopper or something. the beans are still fine so I might still use them.

I gotta watch some vidyas on how to clean dry and roast these things. 15 beans after 5 years isn't a bad start :3
>>21640411

>>21648411
wowowow :DD

>>21648411
nice

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Good morning.

>>21648475
i dont wanna see that shit man this is a blue board

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>>21648480

>>21648485
ok that iis pretty funny

>>21648485
kek

Grim.

>>21649288
why are tasting notes such a meme?

>>21649306
it's for people that typically don't drink black coffee

>>21648485
lel

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just twin turboed this
>18 in
>65 out
>30 second pre infusion
>20 second brew
with this "recipe" is the first time in the whole bag i got real butter popcorn AND guava notes.
pretty good.
only got a few shots left
burundi next(washed :( )

>>21649409
and for rabid enthusiasts like me
>>21650093
>burundi next(washed :( )
what, youd prefer dry? i get that honestly

>local roaster giving 20% for leaf thanksgiving
>Shop App also giving a crazy $35 off $50
Yeah I'm going to buy 5lbs of beans for 70 maple bucks

>>21650108
>what, youd prefer dry? i get that honestly
for burundi specifically natural process is best
washed is fine if thats all you can get but natural processed burundi has has depth and richness that the washed doesnt.

>>21650116
ive really enjoyed some dry process burundis but i get where youre coming from

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Anyone got a Bird? I’m thinking of getting one and would like to hear some experiences.

>>21650116
>>21650118
meant to say washed

>>21637599
>CAFIZA
just pour some boiling water and call it a day

>>21650352
I mean at least use ozyclean, christ anon

>>21650345
dont worry anon i understood.

the gesha is not hitting as good as I thought it would. beans are still to hard I think

>>21650863
which one
are they too light?
too much vegetal taste?

im a /tea/ drinker, never had /coffee/ but my best friend loves it and wanna get her some grounded coffee. After reading the pastebin, do i just get a random bag from my local roasters ?

>>21650908
>random bag
Maybe after you ask her what roast level she prefers
Also, don't get ground coffee unless she herself buys pre-ground. Get her whole beans instead.

>>21650908
Grounded coffee is expensive because they need to remove all the static electricity.
It's much cheaper to spray the beans with water before using.

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>>21650931
>>21650925
she has this machine, it does whole beans?

>>21650946
It does not

>replying to obvious bait

>>21650864
Nah I just think it isn't popping as much as it should. Nothing much to say. Not strong, not weak, not bitter, not sour, not stale, just ehhh

>>21651041
>Not strong, not weak, not bitter, not sour, not stale, just ehhh
no doubt that's gesah

>>21651041
>Nothing much to say. Not strong, not weak, not bitter, not sour, not stale, just ehhh
yeh i've had ones like that before
you almost wish it was bad just so you could experience something.

>>21651052
I usually get quite a strong floral and tea note from gesha, so I'm going to assume it's under extracted. Will up the ratio later.

Been busy and honestly was just lazy these past few weeks so I haven't roasted any beans. I bought some locally roasted beans from the market to tide me over until my next batch degasses a bit and they're just disgusting. I think I finally understand why people think it's weird to drinking black coffee if this is the good stuff around here. Luckily I only drink decaf so I'm not as addicted as I could be, but it's going to be a slightly sadder week than it would be otherwise.

>>21651172
show the bag

>>21650908
why do /you/ write like a /retard/?

uhhh we're dying...

>>21651746
>uhhh we're dying...
Just like me during a weekend of no coffee

nothing ever happens

Coffee Happens
>>21651795
>>21651795
>>21651795