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>>21638113great colordisproportionate loops, cracking7/10
Stupid frog poster
>>21638131The cracking on the belly was from me scoring them. What do you mean the loops are disproportionate?
>>21638158Don't be coy. You made the big loop huge so they look like Pepes.
>>21638160No I made them huge because I usually do very conventional pretzel shape and wanted to try something different this time.
Looks good.
>>21638167Suuuuureee thing buddy. And I slipped and fell on the Buzz Lightyear toy that had to be surgically extracted from my ass. I swear. Million to one shot, doc.
>>21638401same but a whole eggplant
>>21638113Overdone, you deserve a red ass.
>>21638113Looks nummy
would eat, perhaps with some mustard/10did you use baking soda or lye?
>>21638113Soi-tzels
>>21638814Red Devil Lye. 40g to 1000g of water. I had a recipe that called for 60g, but it gave them a bitter, chemical taste. Don't go over 40.
>>21638131>crackingA proper pretzel has cracks
>>21638113They look like they're screaming
>>21638113It amazes me Americans actually eat giant versions of pretzels. Fucking fat asses.
>>21639034Thanks fren. I was hoping someone would make this joke.