>pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because fruit doesn't belong on breadHuh?
>said no one ever!
>>21638975People will argue about pineapple on pizza for 11 months of the year, then get into fist fights for cranberry sauce to slather over turkey.
>>21638975tomatos are fruit, retardo. please think next time before you make a faggot retard thread
>>21638975realize nobody actually cares about shit like this and everything is just another talking point to normies
>>21638975Tomato is a fruit... peppers, too...
>>21638975boomers had a monopoly on pineapple production due to their parents taking over a ton of tropical islands during ww2.This made europoors and jews absolutely seethe. Due to the heavy influence and prescence of italian immigrants and of course a little cross culture from the occupation of italy post ww2, italian dishes like pizza became national staples. With the advent of modern canning practices and international shipping, canned pineapple became an american staple by the 1950s. They put it on everything and anything. What better way to mock the goyim than to hate them for putting pine apple on pizza? its a completely inorganic and retarded take pushed online by leftists and jews, its more of a dogwhistle designed to criticize old white america than any kind of legitimate complaint about food or flavors.at the same time 'why peepoo dun season dey food', or 'why peepo dun have food/cultuah' the american pine apple pizza is constantly demonized for simply existing.
>>21639068there is a 0% chance this is the real reason
>>21638975>fruit doesn't belong on breadHas anyone EVER said that? Even once?
>>21639076It's the most common argument against pineapple pizza.
the most prestigious pizza restaurant in italy serves pineapple pizza, it was never a taboo and pizza is a utterly plebeian and non-serious dish like 99% of southern italian food. but said restaurant (pepe in grani) treats the fruit so that it’s usable as a topping, they don’t throw it raw or almost raw on it. it would be like putting fucking mango on boeuf bourguignon because there would be grapefruit already. it’s the unbalanced mix of sweet and savory (or acid, fat, bitter, etc) that makes a dish anonymous and stupid. a dish must be “comprehensible” to be distinctive. even in jap cuisine where they mix a lot of sweet and savory there is always a predominant part. we talk about countries with a culinary heritage, like italy, france, japan, even china, even india and the middle east if you will for how much their food disgusts me personally. not beasts with 0 food culture like amerimutts, nigs, etc.
>>21638999I think you're mistaken, I'm making a similar argument you are.
>>21638975no, op.pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because pineapple tastes bad.you just shouldn't eat it at all.
>>21639076fruit doesn't belong on breadfor me, just the strawberries, please
>>21638975It's the pungent garlic, salty mozzarella, savory tomato, funky parmesan, resinous oregano, then just out of nowhere sweet dessert pineapple? It clashes with the general theme of the classic pizza flavor profile in a completely incongruous way. It would be like putting vanilla frosting in tonkatsu ramen.That said, I'm sure you can make a flatbread that is delicious with pineapple. Pizza dough, asian barbecue sauce base, honey ham, mild cheese blend that perhaps includes havarti or gouda. But that creation would really be stretching the definition of pizza. Think about if you got a bag of "pizza" flavored potato chips, would you expect savory garlic, tomato, cheese? Or barbecue & pineapple?
>>21639164>then just out of nowhere sweet dessert pineappleItalians, the biggest haters of pineapple pizza, literally eat 'prosciutto e melone', melon wrapped in ham.
>>21639164>funky parmesan>just out of nowhere sweet dessert pineapplePeople eat cheese with honey
>>21639164Alltime biggest dipshit poster I've ever seen in my lifeI'm impressed
>>21638995Doesn't have cheese and tomato sauce.
>>21639218>>21639205
>>21638975OP is a faggot the likes we have never seen before
>>21639242Gay.
>>21638975literally nobody has ever said that
>>21638975Is this something people still care about?
>>21638975Cheddar cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches are actually kino you should give them a try. Cheese and sliced apple sandwiches too.
>>21638984Jakshitter Crucifixion
>>21639928Might give it a try.
>>21639068Now I don't know where do pineapples grow but surely can't be that they can only grow in tropical islands
>>21639068Absolute brain rot.
>>21639068>a Greek introduced pineapple pizza because REEEEE JEWS REEEEEE
>>21640932>introduced pineapple pizza to CANADAForgot to add. The retardation gets worse.
>>21638975>fruit doesn't belong on breadNo one says this
>>21638975>pineapple doesn't belong on pizzaThe Pineapple has to be Grilled. And beforehand it should be frozen. Without grilling, straight out of the can, it's retarded. Caramelized onions don't hurt either. But it's the Canadian Bacon not being crisped up and browned that makes it mid, like you just slapped baloney on a perfectly good pizza cold out of the fridge. The sauce should not be savory, but acidic and citrusy as well. And something like cilantro/aromatic, if just for the colour.>>21639092>they don’t throw it raw or almost raw on it.Exactly.
>>21638984I look like this and say this
>>21638999They are berries specifically
