me got big bag of applesme not know what do with em for food
sweet apple. acres of land were used to grow those
>>21639564Eat them. Duh.
>>21639564That’s not your sack of apples though.
>>21639564If they're a variety for cooking, make apple sauce or apple pie or apple crumble or put them with roast pork or ...If they're a sweeter variety, just eat them.I'm not quite sure what's the best approach for making cider or apple wine. I'd need to look that up.
>>21639564Boil apples with sugar and have yourself a nice apple drink when it cools off
>>21639564Based. Can't stand those fucking threads.
No, you cannot eat food with your butt, however, it is possible to get some nutrition, fluids, vitamins and minerals, and yes, even caffeine by having it “introduced” via your butt.
>>21639832yeah it's called boofingtell us something we don't know professor
>>21639564Cut them into slices. Cut those slices into fry-shaped strips.Make pancake or funnel cake-type batter. Dredge the sliced apples in a little bit of flower mixed with powdered sugar. Dip them into the batter.Deep fry. Serve with caramel sauce and vanilla ice cream or soft serve.Wa la.
>>21639844me not doing thatme fuck you
>>21639844Forgot a step. Coat them in cinammon and sugar before you serve them.
>>21639847You fucking asked. Shove them up your ass then.
>>21639847Go buy more fruits and make a big fruit salad. Invite the boys over for a fruit party.
>>21639564make a compote, nigga
>>21639867Ain’t nobody gots tiimmmmeeeee for all dat compooty ass mess
>>21639875nigga what if I told it got prunes in it and a SHITLOAD of cinnamon
>>21639893I done tolt you I ain't gots timmmmeeeeeee for dat nasty ass compooty prune old man ass lookin ass gravy
>>21639564
>>21639832thanks cramgpt
>>21639564Waldorf salad
>>21639564Make Appleade
>>21639564apple crumble
>>21639722Nice try doctor!
>>21639564You throw the apples into the moonshine still and make appleshineBe sure to wear a straw hat overalls and do hillbilly sounds such as yip and such for maximum flavour
put them in your backyard and hope for apples.
