You'd gorge on this, be real
>>21639712LOL I was chuckling in the first 10 seconds then it became better and better so yeah I'd eat that senpai
She's not my type.
>>21639726This. Neither is the food.Wouldn't gorge on the dinner or mom.
>>21639712It's not Michelin star slop but I'd definitely eat that. Grew up as certified white trash though.
>>21639738Why lie in the internetworks?
>>21639712I mean shit it's not that bad, I'd eat it
>>21639712Two things. That jarlic looked sketchy, and she didn't stir it in.Otherwise, would.
Food looks fine but this bitch looks like she's in the wrong aspect ratio or something what the fuck is up with her
Why even add the chicken breasts? Just use more sausage. Also a bechamel would have saved this
>>21639712absolutely not
>>21639765Why not?That aside, maybe someday you'll pass up pussy (or free food) and understand it's not a lie. When you can be choosy sometimes you say no.
Americans have this thing of constantly adding more and more fat, there must be a point where it just becomes adding calories and 0 flavour
yeh but I'm a filthy, filthy boy
>>21639817You just HAD TO reply you jackass
Probably pretty tasty but I’m sure there’s a better easier faster less trashy way to go about it
>>21639843You just HAD TO reply you jackass(You don't see the self-mocking in your own post, do you?)
>>21639712I thought it was going to be a healthy low carb meal till the bitch dumped a shitload of poisonous noodles in it
>>21639823she's a brit
>>21639855>Poisonous noodlesI wonder what subculture promotes this idea
>>21639858Healthy carnivores like Ja/ck/
>>21639869Enjoy that cirrhosis of the liver dude
>>21639851Rush back to r.eddit senpai
>>21639876>spaghetti causes liver failureThis is your brain on carnivore
>>21639855You need the carbs anon. Life without carbs is terrible, you never have energy to do anything and the lightest physical activity makes you feel light headed.Just accept it, it's something your body evolved to use
>>21639712>busy stay at home momAnd here I thought one would be a stay at home mom in order to not feed your children slop.
>>21639712add some greens, don't burn the sausage and it's perfectly acceptable weekday chow
Not even remotely, no.>>21639857Living in America? Because most of that stuff isn't sold outside of the US, kiddo >>21640064Jesus. What sort of life choices lead to having such low standards?
Why go through the trouble of cooking it like that? Basically looks like a one pot meal that can be done in thirty minutes. That shredding unitasker is painful to watch.
>>21639712>busy>stay at home mom
>>21640073Busy getting blown out by the entire trailer park and spending her child support payments on getting her nails done in between trips to the local Wally World.
>>21639712No. >>21639775That was ginger and way to much of it. >>21639787He's doing white face.
>>21640073The video showed 3 toddlers, that makes for a full time job to make sure theyre properly socialized, entertained, and not killing themelves
>Cajun seasoning and creamFoul
>>21639726That was one of my favorite YouTube channels, he decided that he was done one day, made a video saying that and fucked off.Last I heard he was living in an old folks home, I hope he is still alive.
>>21640191>gingeroh EW wtf. Ginger does not belong in this at all!
>>21640198You've never had Cajun pasta?
>>21639712I mean, it's not horrible
>>21640211The jar literally says Kirkland garlic.
>>21640191>That was ginger and way to much of it.It's garlic.
>>21640285It's mislabeled. Clearly ground ginger.
>>21640282>>21640285My first reply said that jarlic looks sketchy. It shouldn't be grey like that.
That's way too much garlic. Outside of that, it seems trashy and lazy but probably tastes good. I've made shit like this while drunk.
>>21639712Not with those burnt Sausages
Could be worse but not a fan of this meat mixing shit. Either use sausage or chicken, no that wasn't a bird in that sausage
>>21640309Ground ginger doesn't even look like this
>>21640353Chicken, Sausage, Peppers, and Potatoes is easily one of chef John's greatest recipes. The sausage is better because of the chicken fat, the chicken is better because of the sausage drippings, and the potatoes, sausage, and onions are better than both
that is not real cheese
>>21639712replace the 50000cal sauce with pesto and yes
>>21639712>busy>stay at home
>>21639712I already cook this nearly. Tis good.Not a fan of the botox lady though. That shit's neurotoxic and it makes people stupid... unless you're having a stroke or aneurysm where it's actually needed to stop it.>>21640191I was totally thinking white chicks too.
why the FUCK do crock pots make me seethe so much, this could've been done in a single pot on a single flame for the same amount of time. stupid fucking cunt
>>21639712She fucked up season the chicken by doing it on one sideIts overcooked and whats with the shreding ?Other than that just inoffensive mom slop,can be improved but eh
>>21640603Yeah I dont get that Unless she homeschools the kids or runs a small buisness out of the house what shes busy with ?You just plan ahead with small pockets of extra timeWomen be bitching I guess
>>21640191Fucking hell! You've totally nailed it! She sort of struck me as something familiar and it's this.
>>21640073i'm pretty sure someone wrote that into the video because it would get people to comment more just like you're doing now
>>21639712the dish is edible but her nails sicken me
>id eat that>its not that bad>looks tastyBro I used to make that kind of slop when I was in college, this is a grown ass woman making college student slop for her fucking kids
>>21640840Best she can do when she spends all her money trying to not look like a potato. Guess it's a half step better than cup noodle and hamburger helper.
>>21639712She looks like she exclusively fucks black men.
>>21640974I would've said the meal was 100% acceptable if she served some vegetables with it.But block of butter, the cream, the cheese though, you can't serve that every fucking day or you will balloon like a whale
>>21639712Negative.
>>21640641>Unless she homeschools the kids or runs a small buisness out of the houseNot really a stay at home mom if she just works from home. And homeschooling doesn't take up every waking hour, cooking food isn't some hours long task when you're not repositioning your iphone and filming every stupid step. Notice she's not too busy to have gotten her nails done.
>>21639712Glad this gets posted here so she doesn't benefit from me looking at her retarded clickbait.
i know you guys are just incels posting fast food to take a break from politics and videogames....but no you don't pasta in a croc pot, use nasty nitrate pig anus sausage when your already cooking meat, or preshredded chemically treated cheese
>>21639712The only actual issue here is the burnt sausage
>>21639712i dont eat sausage because i am not gay
>>21639712That's a terrible recipe but at least it's actual cooking.
>>21641279I dont think you recognize what it takes to take care of 3 barely sentient toddlers correctlyIn an ideal society, if you have kids, one of those parents has to be in the house 24/7. Hell, they should be paid for it
>>21641282>Hell, they should be paid for itBy whom? Perhaps, their spouse?
>>21641158Moralizing food like a faggotI know what you are
>>21641285No by the government. If you're a parent to a child, born from you or adopted through the system you should be compensated for your time. People can barely afford to live on two wages so it just makes sense to me that children aren't sacrificed in that process.
>>21641282>I dont think you recognize what it takes to take care of 3 barely sentient toddlers correctlyShe sure doesn't.
>>21641290They already are. There are child tax credits of like $10k per year. Funny how when tax credits are given to large companies its called welfare, then the exact same person will demand tax credits for individuals. How about just lower taxes in general so people can afford kids again.
>>21641282Cooking is part of taking care of your spawn. With a diet like that she is setting them up for obesity.
>>21639712Every single one of these "watch me make food for muh kids" videos features a woman with a double chin and the fluoride stare
>>21641298Consider how 10k a year with a normal 40 hour work week means you're making 4.81$ an hour. Parents at home work something like 16-20 hours a day. We should tax governments and billionaires so much that they get 60k, with the benefit of the extra money going towards lowering rent and food costs. And thats more than reasonable from a human perspective. A ghoulish CEO might kill a politician for that.
>>21641306Consider how they thought things through to create a human being with a loving partner, and you're trying to commodify it as a welfare token and income source. Society was better before thinking like yours.
>>21641312It is incredibly funny how people do all this shit to protect non-sentient zygotes but the second that they're actual living human beings it's all "actually, they're a whore for wanting to support their children and give them a better life and they never shouldve had sex"I guess that's not contradictory, just a bit satanic.
>>21640638>She fucked up season the chicken by doing it on one side Doesn't really matter if boiling it in the crockpot. The spices mingle. It's just to get some roasted flavor. >whats with the shreding ?Makes it easier to eat for a young kid.
>>21641317How much padding do you wear doing all those mental gymnastics? I'm talking about raising kids doesn't mean you get 18 years of cash from the government.
>>21641341Honestly make it the same amount of time as a child is covered under a parents health insurance, 25 years.
>>21641348your mom bought fast foodfor dinner regularly, didn't she?
>>21639712thats a lot of work for a stoner tier food0/10
>>21639712I'd probably use case-salami instead of kielbasa or w/e that is but it looks pretty gud for a quick meal otherwise--I don't use my slow-cooker much
>>21641298>How about just lower taxes in general so people can afford kids again.Or, how about drastically raising the taxes of anyone who makes over 500k a year and redistribute that wealth so mothers of kids like this don't have to feed them processed slop? America loves touting how it's a Christian nation, but they seem to purposefully go out of their way to ignore the teachings of Christ at every turn.
>>21639712I'd gladly eat her out, but not that slop she's cooking.
Looks like yummy sloppa to me.
>>21639712Cunt burnt the sausages so no.
>>21639712>busy>stay at home momPick one.
>>21641422This only works if you first close any loopholes that would enable people to avoid this tax, and you need to heavily penalize anyone who tries to fraud them anyway.That means preventing people from moving funds to offshore accounts, or transferring their direct wealth into some kind of invisible asset.
>>21642419cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>21641422Those mothers would have kids just for the welfare check and feed them slop regardless.
>>21639712all that and its watery as shit>Chunk up chicken and sosig>Fry in oil>Add flour and seasonings>Add stock and simmer>Finish with cream and cheeseNot difficult
>>21640309Imagine doubling down on your military weapons grade retardation
>>21640995>her kids are whiteNo, you're just fucking stupid and have a nigger dick fetish so you project your racist fantasies even where there is incontrovertible proof to the contrary.
>>21639712Why do tiksloppers always go out of their way to look tired/angry about their "struggle" (laziness) meals?
>>21641282People managed to care for far more than 3 children with inferior automation for thousands and thousands of years. And despite what you'll hear claimed the women in those cases were generally doing that time period's equivalent of part time work. If you can't improve on that with a microwave, washing machine and dishwasher while treating it like a full time job you shouldn't be allowed to breed.>>21641306>tax billionairesThe vast majority of their wealth comes in the form of unrealised gains which are both impractical to tax and harmful to the wider economy if you somehow manage it. You could reform capital gains tax a bit though. Taxing CEOs is a little more viable since at least part of their income is via wages and the rest you could tax on receipt at current value as at least being a wage-equivalent benefit.The fact you think the musks and zuckerbergs of the world can have their wealth taxed as if they're getting really large paycheques every month is the sort of retarded take first year university students have.
>>21639712it's just ragebait
>>21641422>anyone who makes over 500k a yearMost of the truly super rich don't make money like that, they hold on to assets (including stocks) that usually increase in value then pay tax on the money they actually get when they liquidate it to pay for something. Or they'll do shit like taking out loans against their assets. Generally it's considered a good thing to allow people to invest so their expected return post-taxation needs to beat out basic interest rates or other possibilities to invest their money in.You can't treat that sort of wealth in the same way you'd treat income and income tax and attempting to do so will have a lot of negative consequences. If, for example, you try and tax the growth in value of their assets each year you'll have to address what happens when they fall in value.There's a lot of other things that need targeting too. Limited companies and corporate personhood for a start.
>>21642831I doubt her kids are white, you fucking simp ass pussy.
>>21642877They're in the fucking video, you insufferable cuck
>>21642881she's still white trash
>>21639712>youth sports and fitnessJesus
>>21642858For "thousands and thousands of years" the community took care of the children, not just the parents. Do a bit more research and make sure the books are verified this time
>>21642993Then live near your family and friends.
>hair down the whole time, even when serving platesNo thanks.
Not a single vegetable
>>21643132Okay, so I'm a dude with long-ass luscious fucking hair.We recently had a neighbourhood cookout and my wife and I came outside with our food and someone commented on me "wearing a hat in this heat". It was a knit cap and I forgot I was wearing it. I explained that put my hair up in a man-bun and covered it with my tightest fitting hat to be more cleanly about food prep and it looked like the idea of not getting hair in people's food simply never entered anyone else's mind. So yeah. I'm with you.>>21640191lmao
>>21640126the american dream
>easy dinner for my kinds>processed meat-like product friedDamn. This must be rage bait for views.
>>21639712>busy >stay at home mom>tiktok>walmart food>mystery meat kidsit all checks out
>>21643241You're more noble than any United States marine. I get Patrick Batemen angry in my head when some broad explains why they're fucking being revolting. "Oh if you brush your hair it won't fall out." My mom used to say this shit, and when my dad would find a piece of hair in his food, he would save it for her plate and then when she wasn't looking stuff the hair under her food. He would tell me "im going to shave your mothers head one day." He would throw the whole plate out, and not eat. Maybe that left an impression on me, but I tell every girlfriend that's ever cooked for me, "please put your hair up. Its not a fashion show. It is cooking."
>>21640285That garlic has oxidized which is why it looked like ginger. Fuck this nasty bitch probably keeps that on the counter.
>>21639712how tf do you make a casserole difficultand use a slow cooker for it
>>21639712Looks good. I thought wypipo aint be season they food tho
>>21643310Imagine moralizing food this much
>>21643371"My father physically abused my mother in malicious ways instead of communicating, this left an impression on me" Yeah maybe
>>21641158>posting fast food to take a break from politics and videogamesfirst day on /cuck/ uh
>>21643442Its my mom's fault for being gross.
>>21643371>You're more noble than any United States marineUh… thanks? I'm just a guy who worries about cleanliness and, honestly, more because I can't really blame it on someone else if they find a hair. I've got thick, straight, black, 3ft long hair. Nobody else around here with black hair has hair this long or straight. There's no way to pass the buck to someone else. Since I don't want anyone choking on my demichink hair and blame me for ruining a meal, I put my hair up and cover it when I prepare food. Simple ad.But about your mum's comment on brushing: that's not too far off from the truth. Brushing significantly reduces the number of hairs that shed out during the rest of the day by simply brushing them out first thing in the morning but that doesn't prevent shedding wholesale.
