For me its bacos. I love these little bitches so much. Take pile of iceberg lettuce, add some crunchy garlicy croutons, add a shit ton of crunchy delicious bacos, add a shit ton of blue cheese dressing, then fresh cracked black pepper. You cannot go wrong with that combination.
>>21640204Gonna have to be instant mash for me
>>21640204you realize this stuff isn't actually made of bacon right? it's just super salty flavored soy protein bitsgoysloppers like you need to neck themselves
>>21640230it's mostly oil and yeast extract/liquid smoke for flavoris everything slop now? you sound like a culture warring moron when you throw out buzzwords constantly
>>21640242NTA but """bacon""" (flavored) bits are definitely slop.
>>21640246don't act like it's some trick that it isn't real baconif you are suprised by that or think it's a secret you might be the retard
>>21640230>frankenfoods you love more than the real thinggee I don't know if OP realizes it, dumbass
>>21640230Get a load of this keto faggot over here
>>21640280Reading comprehension is not /ck/s strongpoint.
>>21640504>tripfag
>>21640204>Post frankenfoods you love more than the real thingpic related.
>>21640514moot created trip codes and as such they are canon.
>>21640209Any time I make something like pot roast I always make it with extra gravy because I love the leftovers with instant mash.
>>21640204>You cannot go wrong with that combination.You could use real bacon and do it right
I do like actual Parmesan but really like how the Kraft style parm mixes in with pasta sauce and coats the noodles, and it’s great on top of garlic bread
>>21642303It just works
>>21641249nobaconbits are better in certain situations
For me, it's the humble canned cranberry sauce. So much smoother and more jiggly than the real thing
>>21640204bacon is at least 10x more flavorful than this... wtf
>>21640230How about you stop bitching about every little thing and suck the marrow out of a big black bone.
>>21642333I like to poke a hole in the bottom of an opened can using an old knife so I can slide the cranberry cylinder out fully intact
>>21641195>mootwho?
>>21640204Whenever I consume this, my piss smells of bacon the next day. And it's not just me, my friends had the same effect. Not sure whether this may actually be a good thing. I mean, it could be depending of what your position on bacon-flavored piss is.
>>21640204I don't love it, but turkey bacon has one redeeming quality. It crisps in the microwave. You can't do that with real bacon. Put it on a plate, cover with paper towel and cook the shit out of it. If you only have a microwave or don't want to deal with grease disposal it's a decent substitute.
Italian ice/water ice. While the natural stuff can be better, it's often not. I want the neon shit that tastes like neon shit. At least then, I know it'll taste good.
