Boy dinner.Fuck my stupid pervert evil chud life.
>eating literal moldgross
>>21645335The only suitable meal for an unlovable incel freak like me.
Where is the meat?
>>21645341You should dorfmaxxx.
>>21645369Right here, fag.*rapes you*>>21645372Unfortunately I'm the wrong race for that.
>>21645330>Falls apart in your hand snd lap on the first bite
I’m gonna fly to sweden and strangle your anorexic twink ass
>>21645957Actually, I am from FINLAN :DDDDD
grim
>>21645330Boy dinner from last night:>cooked some frozen chicken tenders>threw in some frozen chips also>sliced up some pickles>added some marinated feta cheese on the side>served with some leftover KFC sweet and sour sauceHoly fuck it was good. Seriously, nothing in it was fresh but it was still one of the best meals I've had in a long long time.I never realized that pickles would go so well with... well, everything. I thought they were only for burgers.
>>21646098Why are those cans so tiny?
>>21645330Featureman, is that (You)?
>>21645330https://youtu.be/5MxXF5_lFqw?si=bsmt3D-67_MU4khp
>>21645330cheer up and stop sulking. that looks pretty good be proud happy and passionate from now on
>>21645436I'm sure there are chinese dwarfs.Probably in a D&D manual somewhere.Just grow a long-ass Fu-Manchu moustache and drink excessive amounts of rice spirits.
thicc cucumber
>>21647039How did you know I'm Chinese (Han)?
>>21645957HE IS IMPERSONATING ME
>>21645330>>21645957cucumber finngolian should not be a thing, only the original cucumber swede should be permitted. you probably don't even have a alien hand or a surplus of thinkpads and volvos..
>>21647074No, you're the one impersonating me. >>21647082I'm the real cucumberanon. This other guy is a fraud.
>>21645330>>21647139You pissed me off so much I went to the store and bought two cucumbers
>>21647156Those are homo cucumbers.This here is a straight Aryan cucumber.
>>21647139no, i don't believe you, the cucumber swede is iconic, you cannot match this yet, you lack the hand, and the salami.
Each part of the cucumber-salami-brie crispbread is INTEGRAL. It's a holy trinity, you can't just remove one part and think it's fine, it's preposterous. You can't drive a car if you remove the wheels, engine or the steering wheel even if it's just "one part" of it. Fuck you
>>21647203this is like reading autism gospel
Behold.
>>21647215nice cucumber arrangement faggot
>>21647228don't be hard on him, if you had hands like his you would arrange it like that too..
>>21647228Is this any better, faggot?
>>21647237thats cute, is that after you inserted them in to your ass or before?
>>21647156Your ass is gonna be so sore
>>21647237i prefer your abstract way, the stacking is a different brand of autism. equally autistic, but you need both to exist in the world
>>21646098Ok carry on and enjoy the sauna for me>>21647074your anorexic twink ass is getting strangled
hnngh i want to be stuffed by a cucumber
>>21647813It's called cramming, dad.
>>21645330Nibbling on a tiny, dry cucumber sandwich is a very feminine behaviour, could be a source of your problems.
>>21647840>he peels his cucumbersEnormous faggot.
>>21647813unc
>>21645330would
>>21647203What about the crispbread? Does it matter?Does the salami have to be of the faggy italian dried type?
>>21645335Its a white thing, you wouldnt understand brownie
>>21645335Where's the literal mold?
>>21646098They still make long drink? Haven't seen it in years.
>>21645330I have never seen anyone under 60 eat those crackers
>>21648558>>21648558Yes, some crispbreads are objectively worse than others. Picrel is what I use. What salami you pick can be many different kinds, I have liked to use lamb salami before but I can't find it at the store anymore. I like these faggot Italian ones because they are a bit more salty. Sausage or baloney shit is unacceptable.
>>21645369In your mom
>>21648558Try Murray's if you're a mutt.
>>21646098ebin :DD
>>21648693I've seen people drink it here, assumed it was a shitty wine cooler.
>>21648854unironically one of the worst ones you can get! good god man what are you doing with your life!?
>>21652868And what if I have both?
>>21645341>I'm an incel. women won't have sex with me and there's nothing I'm choosing to do that causes that>>21646098>why yes I do keep a nazi flag on my table
