SFW?

I think bananas are weird but I still like them.

Banana Appalachian thread as well, have a nice day.

>>21650513
still raw

I always have one left that rots for some reason

>>21650513
One of my favorite fruits

does it have any games?

they are so good in shakes
i also love fried curry (spice) rice with nana slices

YLYL?

>>21650513
why do they have to be so BIG? they make me feel inadequate despite the fact that I can TOTALLY pleasure my wife in bed

>>21650513
are you a minion?

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>>21650679
You liking it now?

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>bought a bunch of bananas purely to make peanut butter and banana sandwiches this week
oh yeah, it's snackin time

okay banana enthusiasts, care to enlighten a grocery store worker? Every fucking time, I go stock bananas, there's always a crowd of tards actually taking like 10 minutes to look through all the bananas, what are they looking for? it's ALWAYS happening. If it's not obviously fucked up, the right size, and ripeness, then it shouldn't take 10 minutes right? especially when 99% of the bananas look the same.

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Banana fritters

>>21650513
I ate those desert plantains at a Chinese restaurant yesterday.

>>21651053
i look like this

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Banan

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I made banana bread a few weeks ago and it was nice, I want to make another one with nuts and raisins this time.

>>21651053
no clue bananas are the least inspected fruit i buy

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When I think about my favourite fruit I'd never think banana, but I eat one everyday in my yogurt. I love you bananas, I'm sorry I took you for granted..you pair with yogurt and granola so well..

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he's literally me

>>21651015
Most tummy, fattie girl

>>21651060
Is that salt or sugar?

>>21651132
Please try adding cardamom next time, and I’d love to hear how it turns out.

>>21651454
Greedy, immoral mother. Stepmotherly behaviour towards cublet.

>>21651053
There's 2 main types of banana.
One is used to eat alongside fish, meat and stews.
Of course the have the same name because science retards don't know shit.

>>21651884
>GIVE UP YOUR LIFE TO YOUR KIDS!
Cuck behavior.

Banana chips are so addictive I could eat them for days

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>banana is about to get overriped
>just shove it in a small blender with ice, milk, peanut butter, and something sweet
I love how simple, yet tasty, this is.

>>21651015
grow up

>>21651934
Ungrateful dunce. Did your mother not devout a significant portion of her youth in raising you?

>>21651957
>something sweet
Like what? What about Nutella?

>>21651968
LOOK GUYS, I'M SO MATURE AND GROWN UP! WOHOOO.
All wrong, it's actually (You) who needs growing up.

>>21651980
Honey, sugar, or maple syrup.

>>21651968
?

>>21650513
You can find cheap 'nanas on clearance at the back of the store.

GOAT banana “gelato” recipe here.

Cut 1 banana into slices and freeze them overnight until they’re completely frozen.

Put them in a blender straight out the freezer with a little bit of milk or vegetable alternative (I like millet or oats “milk”), a tablespoon of 100% peanut butter (or another nut cream) and a generous amount of cinnamon.

Blend everything on high for a solid minute until everything is fluffy and aerated, then transfer into a glass or a bowl and decorate as you like.

You can also pour an espresso over it to make an affogato.

If you find the result to be a bit too soft, put everything in the freezer until it hardens.

This is my favourite afternoon snack, 100% healthy, no added sugar and no goyslop.

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>>21650513
Sup, fellow Bananites.

>>21651053
if what you're saying about the bananas being pristine is true then I have no idea but I've seen terribly handled stocks with the bad ones being placed on top to try and sell them to reckless shoppers. Signs to look for would be the underside of the bend being bruised and mushy while still being slightly green at the ends. Sometimes there is a blackened line on the stem base, I dunno if this is handling damage or they did this intentionally to make it go ripe faster. If you pull off a piece from this batch the remaining pieces rips open on this line. Bananas are fragile so customers would move them around slowly, taking their time to look for a good batch that will last for a couple of days on peak condition. This is why I always go for self-checkout when buying bananas because cashiers will slam down on the counter or put your carefully selected banana on the bottom of the bag.

>>21651456
HOW CAN YOU DISGRACE SAINT FLOYD??!!!?? BBC HELP YOU IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

>>21651880
Never had that before, dunno what it tastes like.

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>>21650513
i like this kind

>>21650513
i like bananas since they are easy to peel and eat

>>21652260
I really really like this, can I call it in?

>>21650513
thank you bananas

>>21651957
I find it way too sweet when adding anything suggary but otherwise, solid recipe.
I like to add a little bit of oats to make it extra thick.

>>21650513
Nah, plantains are better. Bananas give me heart burn

>>21651976
different ungrateful dunce here, my mom spent her time trying to be an independent woman while married THEN raising five kids.
she successfully raised five boys to become statistics proving that being raised by a single mother is bad.

>>21651053
I do grocery haul for the whole week so I'm trying to get full spectrum of bananas ripeness to always have some that are just right throughout the week.
If the batch is on a riper side, it takes time to find some greenish one without blimishes.
If the batch is green, it takes time to find a few fully ripe ones that will be edible today.

>>21655071
What do your 4 brothers do currently? And, what about you? Is auntie still here with you?

>>21655148
Here is what the 5 do
>1
Moved out, but still has severe mental issues. Arguably the happies as he is the farthest from his family
>2
Married a fat retard and now going through a divorce and the exwife's family is insane and manipulative to the child
>3
Alcoholic married to a woman that screams at him until he cries.
>4
Lives at mom's house. Has no conventional wisdom like "using hot water and soap to clean dishes"
>5
Lives at mom's house. Alcoholic that can't hold down a job and has high blood pressure