Whats your go to hangover meal/hydration?
>>21651157
>>21651157gatorade and two glasses of white wine
>>21651159oh wow...I just read Kitchen Confidential 3 weeks ago. That does seem like solid advice..from someone whos been there time and time again. oh plus...Time...
>>21651157Cold döner and warm beer.
Coffee and weed
I don't have a hangover, and I don't have alcohol either.
>>21651159Glad the pedo killed himself
Have a negroni. Have two.
>>21651183
>>21651157>water (ice water preferably)>weed>bread and some kind of dipand if I'm in full degenerate bender mode;>a double shot of rum
>>21651157I don't have any because I don't drink.
>>21651183Theres only one pedo in this image and it aint tony
Teens just shrug it off and adults doesn't get hangovers, they know when to stop.
>>21651157Greasy burger with chili fries. I dont get hangovers often because i dont wanna be fat.
>>21651276I get a hangover from 2 lite beers
>>21651289drink less
>>21651157youll call me crazy, but an entire bottle of pic related flushes it all out
>>21651329heh
Fatty pork and kefir
>>21651192all good
>>21651157Gatorade and ~4 pepperoncinisbonus points for sipping the brine from the jar after.If it's a major hangover a dollop of yogurt, banana, waterIf it's a minor hangover hot soup and going back to bed
>>21651770There you go being a pussy again.
>>21651157Tons of water you n00bs
>>21651157>Whats your go to hangover meal/hydration?Bad bacteria's field day. You have to have probiotics. Saurkraut, kimchi, electrolytes, milkthistle (liver), cranberry extract (kidneys).Menudo to flush out the intestines.
>>21651157Can of v8Bottle of waterAspirin 81 chewAdvil 200MultivitaminB-complex vitaminAnd if its an option: go back to sleep.
>>21651157Coconut Water helps out tremendously.
>>21651157If it's mild, chinese takeout (always with rice) and a nice and chilled cokeIt it's really bad, raw kohlrabi and red multivitamin juice with plain bread on the side (anything else will make me puke my guts up)
Gatorade and greasy fires.
>>21651276> Teens just shrug it offmy hangovers were devastating when I was a teenager, the day after my first blackout was a fucking nightmare
>>21651157I just drink water before going to bed and I'm perfectly fine the day after. Only alcoholics and children have actual, painful hangovers. Normal adults can drink in moderation
>>21651157whole milk, bananas, magnesium pills and any good ADD meds works better than anything else ive tried
>>21651239Are you an alcoholic?
>>21651157Pitta before bed = never a hangover. Unless it's sewer-tier alcohol (never drink that shit again).
>>21651157Digestifs are designed to settle your stomach. Underberg is a common one. Or buy an Amaro if you want to be fancy. One of the more bitter ones.
>>21651157Pedialyte, ideally before bedYou will never experience a hangover againAs for food, Chinese takeout or a big burrito
>>21652644>>21652711>before bedHangovers are the result of not thinking before bed, passing out drunk without caring for yourself first.
>>21651157im never hungover, im drunk 24/7. not kidding.
>>21651157Lots of water, an energy drink and some meat.>>21652726You need to take some days off lad or you'll be dead in a few years.
>>21652726>im drunk 24/7oof, same fren, but i have to ration it out througout the day to avoid hangovers.My body has a hard limit of approx ~300ml per day of spirit, if i stay below that limit = no consequences. if i exceed that limit = hangover.
>>21652713being a alcoholic, i can confirm. Having a meal and water before bed can make a huge difference, but will not always work depending on several factors (height, weight, race, gender) plus what you were drinking and for how long the bender was. anyway. I swear by eating a meal after a day of heavy drinking. Then just pound water the next day if you feel like shit...>>21651159this is also VERY solid advice. put on a movie in a nice cold room and just come in and out of sleeping if you can.
>>21651159Cola is a shit choice for hydration. Worst advice in this thread.
>>21652766It's not about hydration it's about the distraction.Like slapping your nuts so you don't get a boner when visiting your grandmother
>>21651157Cold PizzaHigh-fat Salami and PicklesPork Lard (not rendered) on BreadPork Cracklings and Leeks with BreadIsotonic drink
>>21652766Actually diet soda is marginally more hydrating than water because of the salt (Gatorade would call it electrolytes)
In addition to food, sugar, and Excedrin, puking, shitting, jerking off, and soaking in a hot tub would allow me to kill a hangover in a short amount of time before work.
>>21652731yer. im not even depressed, just bored as fuck.>>21652741its more about what i drink for me. red wine fx gives me terrible stomach pain, but then again i can easily chug like 3 liters of the stuff in a day so it might just be the quantities i ingest. a bottle of good quality armagnac a day and a glass or two of white wine with dinner is my thing.
>>21652805>its more about what i drink for meMakes a difference to me aswell, being why i specified spirits, cide and beer give me a hangover before i ever fall asleep, ill just get a random headache while drinking them.Vodka and gin seem to be the safest options for me.
>>21651157I don't drink enough to get hungover anymore, but when I did in college, I'd go the next day with almost nothing but water and Ritz crackers. Then at like seven PM, I'd order a huge, greasy meal from the local Chinese place. Usually battered orange beef with the neon-colored sauce, potstickers, and BBQ Pork fried rice.
>>21652818>I'd go the next day with almost nothing but water and Ritz crackers. Then at like seven PM, I'd order a huge, greasy mealYeah i cant eat jack shit after a real bender, my guts are wrecked, trying to eat is repulsive and makes me feel like im going to vomit. has to be all liquids until the end of the day.
>>216511572 liters of water, coffee and some advil
>>21652834>coffeeIf you really need to be up to go to work that day, yes.Otherwise, no, you want to fall back to sleep, because time is the best cure, and sleep is the best way to dodge the discomfort.
>>21652840time.... but going just to sleep doesnt work. I see time and time again caffeine mentioned....I always wondered why... my basic dumb ass explanation is it "open up" the brain making nero pathways easier to get to? ...sort of thing or whatever, so it slightly makes the pain releive...advil..easier for the brain to receive.
>>21651157is this flick good
>>21653102Yeah it's alright
>>21651157Instant noodles with the broth (plenty of sodium for your electrolytes) and a big bottle of orange juice (sugar and vitamins). That is is you're lucky enough to be able to eat and drink, I've had horrific hangovers before where even water made me vomit.
>>21653084If you're one of the people who gets crippling anxiety with hangovers then caffiene is a horrible choice lol
>not a single bloody Mary mentionDo you cunts even drink Bloody Mary and the leftover pizza
I think they got Nazi scientists to formulate the perfect hangover treatment when they made Monster Rehab.
>>21652766It's for the stomach. Obviously drink pedialyte or gatorade for hydration, but a cold can of cola helps settle the nausea and the gentle boost of caffeine can help the headache.
>>21651329I have a gigantic bottle of Italian dressing and a gnarly hangover. Please tell me this is true and you're not trolling :((
>>21651800>milk thistleJust take some NAC.
>>21653324there actually was oneAlthough I havent seen on person say...keep the party going. You're already fucked up and shitty, just do it again.... this is my actual go too. Just get totally drunk again....it will suck at first, youll be like "why did i do this" but then it WILL kinda sync up and the headache goes away...then BAM. youre back to square one. all this "water, food, advil, vitamins, caffeine, soup" blah blah blah Complete nonsense. You're fucked up and you actually know it. just get fucked up again instead of fighting it. Let me guess. You doubt my advice. Give it a try next time...or now? and you're welcome.
>>21651157A really fresh juicy fruit like apples, ripe pears or grapes, a couple of or peppermint black teas with no sugar and mineral water with lemon.
Soup and milk with a quart of water on the side
>>21652818Eating huge greasy meals should be done while drinking or immediately after to slow absorption it doesn’t work while hungover
Caffeine constricts cerebral blood vessels, helping to counteract the vascular dilation that often causes headaches. It's sometimes included in painkillers as caffeine anhydrous.However, hangover and migraine headaches are notoriously difficult to treat with painkillers.
>>21651157A disgustingly huge quadruple angus patty grillmaster burger and a large coke zero from hungry jacks. I feel like a greasy fat fuck for the rest of the day but it's better than the painful suicidal thoughts that I get from hangovers.
>>21653392Hair of the dog is one thing but turning into a full blown al/ck/ is a dangerous fucking game m8.It can be fine to drink a little in the morning to get you through a massive breakfast and lead you to a tight day nap as long as you don’t do it every day, though. >t. drank a handle every day for a decade and had seizures + DTs and shit, finally got my life together and now drink once in a while socially but cannot drink two days back to back or kindling fucks me and am a seizure risk again It’s like your brain discovers that this fifth gear exists after you function like that for long enough, and then slips back into it when it thinks it’s that time again. Not gud.
>>21651178Dude weed bro.
>>21651157Alcohol makes it so your body can't absorb water while you're drunk. Hangovers are just you being dehydrated. Anything that hydrates you will fix the hangover. Anything else is placebo
>>21653377That stuff's illegal in Australia.
>>21652766You want to have a soda to restore your blood glucose levels or whatever + a little bit of caffeine is something they actually put in headache pills.Also odd no one mentioned potassium rich foods
>>21651157more of what you had to get you fucked up but 25% lessdo this until you are sober
>>21651157Aspirin before sleeping, aspirin when waking up, lots of water. There's no trick or secret to it.
>>21651157Baldwin was based. Scourge of Islam.
>>21651157back in the day there was a good greasy mexican place that got shut down for health violations that made a sick carne asada burrito. good day after breakfast, as for hydration either water to prevent hangover or more beer to ease it
an 8 hour shift where i steal food
>>21656307Not sure if this is entirely true. I once had 20 vodka waters (tall glass) with lemon juice in a night. I wasn't hungover the next day with the usual symptoms. But my brain was definitely fucked up. >>21656513Somewhat related, If you drink more than 12 drinks a day for two months I recommend not quitting cold turkey. Cut down by a half drink every two days. You can avoid the hospital and severe withdrawals this way.
>>21651157Eggs, cheese, sausages and splash of whisky in my coffee
>>21656558When I tapered myself after a handle a day for a fucking decade (detoxes didn’t work, they just pumped me with barbiturates and I told them I’d have a seizure as soon as I was discharged and sure as shit, every fucking time I did. I should’ve fucking sued because I broke bones from falling over on more than one occasion), I>bought two handles and a fifth>drank as little as I possibly could without physically feeling like shit>basically just maintenance >took that volume and calculated 20% less>drank only that the next day>was fine>made a lil’ chart with a schedule >rinse and repeat for about a week and a half until it really was next to nothing >suffered through a few days of hell/ real weird fever dreams but didn’t have a seizure Having to take matters into your own hands is annoying, but it worked.But I only had to resort to that because the detox facilities I had access to were incompetent as fuck.If you go somewhere or maybe even talk to a doctor they might give you some benzos which affect some of the same receptors in the brain and will keep you from having seizures and you can detox with those alone.Do not mix them with alcohol you will exponentially fuck yourself over.But, tapering is tried and true.If I can do it, anyone can.
>>21651157Just drink water. Hangovers are caused by dehydration. Drinking water alongside your liquor of choice, prevents it entirely, a bottle or two kills it dead. Any other cure is over complicating things, literally just need to hydrate.
>>21651157I would always go for a chocolate milk, and maybe some really dry and salty like chicken fries. Weirdly enough the hangovers I get in my late 20's are barely of notice compared to when I was younger, so I don't really have to do anything different after.
Before going vegan it was a yellow Gatorade, chili burger and chili fries from Tommy burger. Now, there’s a local vegan spot that makes really good chili dogs so I guess I would try that but I mostly drink responsibly now.
i don't drink
>>21656683This. Hangovers are for preventing. Your body pisses out all your water to remove the booze. Replenish.
>>21651157Go to a brunch restaurant sunglasses on sipping coffee and water in a stupor and ordering something gigantic and dank
>>21657107I went to tommy burger and it was absolute dogshit
>>21657239Go hung over and tell them no tomato
>>21657233make sure you take a huge shit in the womens bathroom also>>t, professional alcoholic
Smoothie with berries, banana, almond butter, and almond milk and a meal replacement bar.Haven't touched alcohol for years but I do have some chronic conditions that render me feeling like dogshit fairly often.
>>21656633Hell yeah, glad to hear you quit with tapering. I just did the shakes/ blood pressure/ insomnia end of tapering. Glad to be done.Oh yeah, benzos are the way to go, I used them last year and they take away all the physical withdrawal and it becomes all psychological. And I agree, don't mix with alcohol.
>>21656633What are first symptoms of DT? How did you feel? I drink around 8 beers every day since covid. I’m extremely worried about stopping and having some attack, I live alone
>>21656307>>21656558>Not sure if this is entirely true.It is trueThe only actual 'cure' for a hangover is time, rest, and rehydrationEvery other hangover recipe is just getting you there in a different way And you can immediately discount any hangover cure that says>eatIf you have a real hangover you aren't eating solid food
>>21658719>What are first symptoms of DT?You tremble and you feel manic. You can't control your body and your thoughts are aimless. You're dehydrated. It's similar to the onset of a flu maybe. You can't sit still.
>>21658854>real hangoverWhat are the tiers of hangover?
>>21658862You'll know when you have a real one
>>21658862>what most people think a hangover isyou're dehydrated and have a headache, and you're hungry>what a real hangover isyou may vomit to the point that it becomes a medical emergency
>>21658869>you may vomit to the point that it becomes a medical emergencyHow does that work? Once your stomach is empty there is nothing left to vomit
>>21658873>Once your stomach is empty there is nothing left to vomitThat's when the fun startsYou will eventually dry heave so much that you begin to vomit something that looks like dark coffee grounds. This is blood.Your body will create things to vomit
>>21658880Well the more you know
>>21658889just drink a glass of water before bed and you'll never have to worry about it
>>21658856I once felt like I my head was falling down, like thousands kilometres down at incredible speed but my body stayed in place. I was all shaky. Very scary shit.
Your body loses a lot of vitamins after drinking so my normal go to breakfast for hangovers is a 4 egg burrito, throw in whatever additionals you want. I like spinach, cheese, some sorta breakfast sausage or bacon, and a hashbrown. Add sour cream and hot sauce of your choice. The eggs are packed with micro nutrients youll be missing. Plus the fats and protein will help you regain energy, drink a tall glass of water and a multivitamin and youll be good to go. Steak fries i made the other day
>>21656307It's not just hydration-related. It's the breakdown of alcohol into toxic metabolites such as acetaldehyde that gives you the killer headache. A lot of asian people can't properly process that metabolite either and get "asian flush" when they drink as well due to an inability to breakdown the aldehyde (lacks the gene coding for the enzyme that breaks it down).
>>21652756You swear by eating food the next day? Holy shit you solved the worlds problems.
>>21651157ketamine
>>21651157It's so easy to not get a hangover, or just worst case scenario sleep kind of weird and have a headache next morning. Just drink pints and pints of water. I do regular likka binges and I haven't had a bad hangover in yeeeeeeearsBut anyway just a reminder, take ibuprofen, not acetaminophen. Acetaldehyde (direct ethanol metabolite) plus acetaminophen/paracetamol worsens liver damage
>>21652398My first blackout, vomit in hair, hangover was so bad it altered my brain chemistry for like three weeks, I felt like i was dissociating. Everything just passed but man I was afraid i destroyed my brain.
Drink a non alcoholic beer for every 1-2 beers you drink, hydrates you but doesn't ruin the feeling for everyone like water
>>21651157Beef flavored Maruchan ramen with the whole flavor packet.
>>21651157>hangoverHaven't been drunk for > 20 years.
>>21651157I usually go for the abstinence preventing 99.99% of pregnancies method, but when I do go overboard...>fizzy water with lime, sugar, and salt before bed.>make sure I have at least a bit of pipe tobacco and hash, if not a proper ciggy and pinner ready to go for the morning. Prep the espresso machine and a pot of coffee.>Aperatif: large glass of water with pedialyte/hydralite, followed by an espresso with a cigarette, and a life altering hangover shit. Finish with another glass of water, with or without the hydro pack.>Take a quick inventory of my fridge, doublecheck, write what I need in my phone. Smoke the pinner or the hashish, head to the bakery for some croissants, and the grocers for some smoked salmon or bacon, onion if I don't have it, tomato if I want it, eggs if I need them, sour cream if I'm out, and milder pickled peppers. Go home, pour a coffee with a bit of brown sugar, drink another glass of water, maybe shit out the rest of my powdered bones, and prep myself a sammich with some pepperoncini/stuffed cherrybombs on the side. If I'm feeling adventurous, I'll put an ounce of tequila into the coffee.A cool swim/shower/bath, and I'm ready to face the day really slowly.
>>21651157>hangoverwe need to purge druggies from /ck/
>>21651197DUDEWEEDLMAO
>>21659565shhh, your dew, monster, maccy's and tendies aren't any healthier or any less addictive
>>21659565>Someone does something I don't like and that makes me mad.Answer this question with a yes or no. Has any woman besides your mother ever loved you?
>>21659570Dude weed bro it's healthy bro just smoke weed bro dude.
>>21651157Teaspoon of sugar and third of a teaspoon of salt in a pint of water. Pineapple juice and a thing of coronation chicken sandwich filler to eat. Fixes your hydration like a basic saline drip, pineapple and mild curry spices help the nausea and digestion, and there's a good amount of protein and fat without being a large meal.
>>21660347brotrust me broit's a physical and mental analgesic browe're just mitigating the symptoms to ease the healing process bro
>>21659338>easy to not get a hangover,Don't drink excessive amounts of alcohol. Dead easy.
>>21659570Grow up
>>21660778DUDE
>>21658869I've never gotten to that point, I did have black stains on my pillow from vomiting in my sleep, looked like every capilary in my face popped and was still groggy 2 days later. Does that count?Anyway for a mild hangover I would usually calculate how long until my body had digested the alcohol, then take 400mg of ibuprofen and sports drinks and caffeine in the meantime. Foodwise something light.
>>21651157sleep and sloppy sexo
>>21660419it's fine bro it's okay
