ITT: we invent new carnival foods>juicy luicy deepfried in pancake batter. you punch a donut hole in the middle and stick a banana through it. you roll the whole thing in Neutella, squirt jelly on the donutrim, and deepfry it again in peanut oil.>corndogs dipped in pancake batter and deepfried in rootbeer >a bag of cheetos poured into a pretzel bowl with a churro circle that serves as the rim, with hot chocolate then poured into the pretzel bowl, and whipped cream on top. And then we freeze it with a popsicle stick stuck into it and you eat it like a caramel apple
Sweetened Latkes dipped in a strawberry and whipped cream sauce.Candied Garlic.Feta Stuffed Doughnuts
>Deep-fried carnie legsChoose any carnie and enjoy! Warning: may contain meth
>>21651340>Candied GarlicHow is this not a thing yet that sounds awesome.
>>21651354>Candied Garlic>How is this not a thing yet that sounds awesome.people discovered fermenting garlic in honey thousands of years ago
>>21651362I was thinking more like a hard shell glaze, a crunchy bite would be great.
>>21651362>not haribo gummy garlicngmi
would you eat this?
deep fried baklava on a stickMorel NachosBacon encased in marzipan
>>21651324Pig slop 4 pigs
>>21651324>CHIKKIN FIGGETSTendie stuffed/wrapped in a fig then fried. >spanokoPITAIt's the size of a pita bread and served in one lined with melted cheese.>BIG BANGMultiple Bang Energy drinks combined with lemonade in a nuclear mushroom cloud cup.>ORSEN WELLSOne bottle of champagne with frozen peas floated on top.>GAPED CHILE RILENOS Small blooming onion stuffed vertically into a large pepper WW3>HARAMBEIGNETS Bacon Wrapped bennies, dipped in dark chocolate.>KETTLE CHINCHARONSHarambeignets served with these.>DUBAI COTTEN CANDYIt's just green.>CANDIED WATERMELONThe rind outer is shaved thin enough to be edible, sour apple flavor. Whole, quarters and sliced.
Falafel Cake
>>21651324Vanilla ice cream cone topped with deep fried garlic sprinkles.
>churro dogs>>21651381Wouldn’t it make more sense to use Twix instead of sausages?
>>21651364Fuck, anon, you got me riled up for some Candy-Coated garlic
>>21651381I love this board
>>21651340these all sound third world. nothing like a good unhealthy deep fried sugary carnie food
>>21651381That's a dong
>>21651381>Upon Creation
>>21652344>fried dough is first worldanon, i...
