Hello /ck/, today I will show you how to make the best meal ever. This one goes out to the Finn who tried to recreate it but failed miserablyStarting with three rye crispbread
>>21652478oh shit, show us your classic again
>>21652478i have a feeling this involves cucumbers somehow
>>21652478EXTRA SALTED butter
>>21652487that’s a pretty generous amount of butter lol
>>21652488It tastes good>>21652487Salami (crucial step that was missed by the finn)
>>21652487Is this actual slab butter or spreadae types (the ones with some oil)? Slab butter always tends to either be too hard or become a melting mush on crispbread
>>21652478gourd dildo?
>>21652492this salami looks much higher quality compared to the shit here in the states, unless you go to whore foods
Off to a good start but I'm not jumping to conclusions yet
>>21652493Spreadable one with rapeseed oil>>21652492EXTRA CREAMY brie
Promising thread; monitoring.
>>21652500i am from finland too, not whoever you talk about, and the biggest problem here is finding adequate brie, or really any cheeses. what country are you in?
>>21652504Sweden. I have heard from other finns that the brie of the same brand is atrocious in finland but good in sweden. I'm very sorry for you my friend. I experienced this in the US too, I tried the same brand of brie that I would buy at home but it also tasted horrible
>>21652500Alright, last, but definitely not least.. cucumber
>>21652478what is the price of all this for you all in sweden? assuming a lot more expensive than here in the US considering you have access to a lot less
>>21652516uhh OP that seems like a bit heavy on the cucumbers, don’t you think?
>>21652516It's missing pepper
>>21652523it’s missing DR pepper
>>21652517For the crispbread, salami, cucumber and brie its about 15 dollars. Pretty good price considering you get multiple meals out of all of the ingredients>>21652522Definitely not>>21652528I'm waiting for the caffeine free Dr Pepper I tried to get imported from the US a while ago..
>>21652478>the best meal everthat's called pot roast.
>>21652534why are you willing to jump through hoops for caffeine free dr pepper specifically?
>>21652534good luck importing american soft drinks into europe without customs either stealing them or inspecting them for a year
>>21652496You can't tell that just from looking, just move to europe already so you can suck their dicks in real life
>>21652487>EXTRA SALTEDPost BP.
>>21652543I love Dr Pepper>>21652573100/60
>>21652573>eat too much salt>just drink lots of water to pee it outGG EZ noRe
>>21652523Correct.>>21652528Wrong.
>>21652534Your pictures are so bright, vibrant and vivid. With which device are you clicking them?
>>21652596OnePlus 10>>21652590I wouldn't mind adding some pepper, in fact I may even welcome it
>>21652504>i am from finland too, not whoever you talk about, and the biggest problem here is finding adequate brie, or really any cheeses.Big if true. Can we get some real talk? "Euros" as a whole like to make fun of American cheese but the reality is that I (American) can easily get multiple European cheeses including decent French brie, not to mention imported gouda, blue cheeses, Irish and English cheddar, in addition to dozens of domestic varieties from cheap to expensive. Is Finland's cheese market the EU's secret shame?
>>21652544>t. Turkroach
>>21652613euros have a hard time comprehending a store that has 25 options for every type of productmost will even complain about it because it's too overwhelming and difficult to choose
>>21652613They have insane laws where even if it has the same color texture and flavor you can't call something cheddar unless it was literally made in Cheddar. So to get it you must board a ferry, order it online, or pay much higher price at the imports shop. Because if you live in France you simply cannot make a sharp hard cheese, it's impossible.
>>21652938>They have insane laws where even if it has the same color texture and flavor you can't call something cheddar unless it was literally made in CheddarSource: Made-up-stories.comAmericans just cannot get decent food products, can't blame the Euros for that.
On europe you're legally not allowed to buy a toilet unless it comes from a city named "toilet, france" and was crafted by artisanal ass farters and overseen by a gay mimd
>>21653050gay mime*
>hey guys time for another thread where i talk to myself>whoa dudes look what i have here [posts the same fucking shit to try to be a recognizable poster with a gimmick]>TIME FOR THE CUCUMBER XDDalways followed by a >woah anon that distribution is sure wacky of you can't wait to talk to you (myself) tomorrow againTaking away IP counter was the last defense of keeping faggots like you in check. Hope you and the "god bless" soup poster have fun talking to yourself in your threads. Can't wait for you to get bored of this and give up on it like you do most things in life.
du trauriger trauriger clown
>>21653051*Gay mimd
>>21652613Funny how you americans immediately rile up at any sign of euro weakness. Nah i’m finnish too and we got a big selection of cheeses at the super market, many imports from other european countries.
>>21653135>Funny how you americans immediately rile up at any sign of euro weaknessYou are mistaken, fren, I post from a place of comradery and love. If Euros are shitposting about American cheese while allowing one of their own to suffer, then I want to see the siuation corrected. If you Finnbros are suffering from any lack of cheese, blink twice so the EU slavemasters won't see, and we'll airdrop you cheese rations by tomorrow. America has lots of quality cheese and we want to share with our allies in lactose, especially for your young hairless military conscripts, to bolster them with pure, healthy fats against the coming winter. Let us all feast upon the cheeses of the world--feta, gruyere, and even humble American string cheese--Finns and Americans eating cheese side by side, with salmiakki liquor before retiring to the sauna. Do not let ((them)) divide us, Finnbro. No more brother wars.... let us be brothers in cheese.
>>21653052Just because you can't manage to get any (You)'s doesn't mean that anyone who can is talking to themselves. Sad! Try cheering up a bit
>>21653179Nice of (You) to give a (You) to this sad poster.God bless.
>>21653189My guess is that it's a selfpost. He so desperately wants to make it seem like he can get a real (You) but he can't, that's why he is projecting so hard. God bless his poor soul.
>>21653169>America has lots of quality cheeseYou Americans have such a sense of humour.Who are you trying to fool?
How do you cut Brie? Its a triangle
>>21653232>Who are you trying to fool?themselves. it's pretty obvious if you ask me.
>>21653052>any post i don’t like is selfposting by the mentally illback to the epic elon site, please
>>21652516I would eat and enjoy this, gonna pick up some crisp bread from IKEA and some Brie and slami from Costco
>>21653255The extra creamy one I get from this brand is oval. Much nicer to cut
>>21653169>towel in a saunaLOL
>>21654464Can I use Camembert instead? It's the same thing basically.
>>21654529>It's the same thing basically
>>21654527Blue board, anon. BFC got those jannies acting unwise.
>>21654529Absolutely not permitted
