Guys, I just ate expired nutritional yeast. Instead of throwing it away I was thinking if there was a way to extract the nutrients from the food. I have heard of people boofing powdered superfood supplements, but would the same logic apply to nutritional yeast?How do you boof?
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>>21652720Yes, you should definitely shove expired flakes of fungus into your ass. That sounds very healthy and nutritional.
do it and post results on b
>>21652915It's dead yeast not fungus. It still has nutrients probably>>21652935Maybe if there are dubs in the thread
maybe maybe not.
>>21652720>How do you boofMix yeast into some warm water and use an enema device or turkey baster to gently pour it into your anus (not joking). If you use the turkey baster be very careful not to squeeze so hard as you may give an embolism which could be quite bad. Normally alcoholics and drug users boof as the intestinal lining absorbs alcohol and other substances quite quickly and more entirely than any other method. So that's how you could do this. It's not a joke.
>>21652720your large intestine doesn't absorb nutrients, retard.
>>21652953>It's not a joke.Probably what you said is correctAnd that is worrying
>>21653000shut up he's gonna do it
>>21652720You're gonna get autobrewery syndrome if you put yeast up your ass
>>21653358OP have a second turkey baster ready that’s filled with gape juice
>>21654184thats how you make prison wine.
>>21652720>How do you boof?stick it up your ass>>21652950>It's dead yeast not fungusyeast is fungus, dumbass>>21653358>You're gonna get autobrewery syndrome if you put yeast up your assyou'd need to use some sort of yeast that's alive like active baking yeast for that to even have a chance of happeningDo it OP
>>21652720>nutritional yeastWtf is this and why does it sound like a load of horseshit >>21652915But the yeast was already dead anyways
>>21654630>yeast is fungus, dumbassAnd you are an animal. Some free advice, if you are going to put your name on a post you should put it at the END of your post not the middle
