I am attempting to make cannabutter. My challenge is da facility. My new place got no oven on da stove cuz that shit is on a breakfast bar, and im saving to get a propa small oven cuz I do take my cooking seriously. My current strat is to use a nonstick pan with its lid and gently heat milk in it to decarb temp (candy thermometer fits in vent hole) while I nuke the weed on low power in the michael wave for maybe 30 seconds once or twice. Then put it in milk (for eaven decarbing and infusion on the covered stove for maybe 30 minutes. That milk i can mix and reduce with butter. Thoughts, critics, quieries, attacks on my person?
>>21653552Your thread is dogshit
>>21653557Thanks for the bump :'- )
>>21653552If I were in your position I'd go buy the cheap $25 toaster oven I just looked up on walmart that I could go buy and be home with in like 30 min. You're not going to properly decarb it otherwise. Your whole process is stupid anyway, there is a much simpler method with mason jars and a slowcooker (literally less than $20 at walmart) but you'd still need the toaster oven. Around $50 in materials, even less if you go to thrift stores. I'm assuming you're like 15 though and hiding it from your parents though so I can't really help ya. I've done most of the work for you however.
>>21653552Get your druggies shit thread on /b/ faggot, this is food and cooking. If they start allowing this bullshit they may as well allow my weekly crack cocaine batch making, it's cooking after all.
>>21653577Lmfao no im just in a tourist town and that complicates everything. I was thinking of a retort to the age thing but like, a teen trying to hide is probably stupid enough to cook it on the stove top and make the entire place reek. Nah m8 im just starting out from 0 in this place. Perhaps ill head to Walmart for a pressure cooking pot and a jar. That shouldnt be over 50 or 70 bucks. Issue is I really dont think ill find anything under 70 dollars in terms of cook ware. The oven is out of the question because ive checked my Walmart and nothing dips under 100 dollars usd. Id call it an overall investment if I wasnt planning on getting a slightly bigger oven but one that is proper quality and holds its heat evenly. Still open to more stoner engineering methods
>>21653588slow cooker, not pressure cooker. and your walmart doesn't have a toaster oven under $100? even target by me has one for $40 and I'm in one of the most expensive cities in the us. i think you should just smoke the weed dude.
>>21653552You're fucking retarded dude lmao. It seems like you can't properly decarb your weed in your current situation. Just roll the weed and take a walk and smoke it, you moron. Your "method" is wasting weed and is one of the dumbest ways of attempting to make edibles I've ever heard.
DUDE
>>21653582The real faggot is the one who doesnt see how evaporating hydrogen to infuse lipophilic molecules to a fat so I can bake is cooking
>>21653592Well I figured a pressure cooker could work hot and fast to just give it like 20 minutes of infusion time at like 200 F. If a slow cooker is a must I may as well wait since the cheapest one at my Walmart is some no name brand that is like 15 dollars cheaper than a crock pot. I am doing this because I owe a buddy one since he gave me some dried flower he grew. Otherwise I know this is retarded
>>21653613I gave you all the sauce, it's your job to figure it out.
>>21653613The easiest thing you can do if you're set on making edibles in your current state is to get a bottle of Everclear and make a tincture. It requires almost zero effort but you do have to wait a week or so.
step 1. remove stems (and seeds if any)step 2. grind weed coarselystep 3. fashion a pouch from cheesecloth and place the ground weed inside. make sure it's fully contained and will not come outstep 4. acquire coconut oil (it has a higher thc absorption rate and your liver's enzymes target it much faster than butter, the percentage is available somewhere out there, it's worth it bro)step 5. lightly boil water in a decently sized potstep 6. place both oil and pouch into water. make sure that you occasionally press down the pouch so there are no dry spots inside the pouch.step 7. wait about 45 minutes, no more, no less. any less and the oil won't absorb the thc. any longer, and you begin to degrade the thc into CBN and other garbage.step 8. after the 45 minutes of simmering, remove the pouch, and squeeze it out.step 9. place pot into fridge after it cools off a littlestep 10. the oil will have solidified over the top of the water, and you just poke a hole and pour the water out.presto, you have exceedingly potent and flavorful cannabis oil.
>>21653552>no stove>use nonstick panExplain this. Why not just heat the weed in butter in the pan in the first place? Why microwave it, then move it to the pan, then add the butter?
>>21654240Butter may burn if I want the decarbing to infuse as little chlorophyll and plant flavour, and if the temp is low enough then itll take long, butter turns dingy green, and tastes like AVB. I do have a stove just not one with an oven as its inlaid onto a bar. The michael wave is to get the decarbing halfway there and the milk is to help the butter not burn for 10 ish minutes while the weed finished decarbing and begins infusing, and then in another 15 to 20 minutes it shoukd be done infusing, and the milk reduced with the butter enough to be thick and good for pastries. Thats my though process at least. Im gonna try 2 other methods mentioned here and whatever else comes up besides my own and test whats most beneficial
>>21654035This is gonna be cooking while I try nuking the weed
>>21654250grind weed -> cook in butter until it turns just toasty brown -> filter off the weed (normal cannabutter stops here) -> pour boiling water into your jar of butter -> blend or shake real good -> refrigerate -> remove water. the thc and friends will stay in the butter while all the other shit you dont care about goes with the water
>>21654035I came here to effortpost this and I'm glad I no longer need to. this is how you make edibles. my exact recipe and has been for a decade.
>>21653552you boil the ground weed in the butter but add water too then after alls done few hours low boilin and strained if you want it strained, fridge the whole mix and the butter will all seperate into a big cold disc on top of the water. i was thinking lately about olive oil in pot on stove at 240f and ground weed in it for a few hours need thermometer or guess n check. worked well with straight peanut butter infusion in foil covered small loaf tin. decarb in the medium to not lose 30% of the thc
>>21654283>itjustworks.jpgi saw it fairly recently on some cannabis youtube vid, some old lady was doing it that way and i was like "if it's good enough for her old bones, it's good enough for me". plus the oil separation is a stroke of genius
>>21653552>I am attempting to make cannabutter.Hands down easiest fucking way to do it. >vape your weed>save all of your vaped weed until you have 1-2oz of it>put it in a slow cooker with 500g of butter and 1 cup of water>leave it on low for 6 hours>let it cool, pour it into a container and put it in the fridge>next day, when its hard pour the water out, scrap the junk off the bottom, bag it up into smaller chunks and freeze it. Been making cannabutter this way for years. Its minimum effort and always turns out strong as fuck.
>>21653552You shouldn't write like a retard if you want to be taken seriously.>leave cannabis in milk for 30 minutesThe milk will soak up the chlorophyll and the final product will taste tragically bad.I'd listen to >>21653597.
>>21654261Hey this sounds reasonable, I'll try the water filtering method next time, thanks.
>>21653552you write like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>21653552dont know if it matters to your situation but keep in mind cooking it very slow in butter and all that will stink up your entire apartment/house for hours so if legality is a concern be aware of that
>>21653552DUDE!!!! WEED! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!your poor ass can't get a toaster oven and lightly used quarter pan from the local goodwill? fucking pothead
>>21653552I can't wait until the Federal Government hard-enforces cannabis' Schedule I status on every state that "legalized" it.
>>21654531Touch grass nerd
>>21653552This sounds like a method you came up with while high. Don't do that. Decarbing and extraction have been extensively researched and you aren't going to improve on that by smoking a blunt and making shit up. The other anon with the toaster oven and slow cooker post is correct.
The decarb process has a much greater impact on the subjective psychoactive experience than any indica/sativa diesel gelato runtz strain autism, because the different cannabinoids convert at different rates and temperatures.To do this right, and this is not hard, you just need to be able to follow a recipe. You need to give this 30-90 minutes of decarb time not including the preparation and setup or you're either going to get some zombie couch lock garbage that will make you stupid and lethargic, or you'll get weak conversion that barely does anything. Doing it on a stovetop with a skillet is just going to ruin your weed and your butter, that shit is what they did in the 70s before anyone knew anything about the chemistry because this was all super duper illegal underground shit.
this is the gayest fake ebonics I've ever read
Do this or you are just wasting weed
>>21654854This isn't terrible but there are some errors. Ethanol extraction on decarbed weed is nearly instant. Shaking and long term steeps will just make it greener and more "weedy tasting", in fact you can get almost all the important stuff out in a 10 second steep at freezer temperature, your process would be better if you're a hippie who wants all the crazy plant extracts too, but it's unnecessary and arguably undesirable.The fat extract method has somewhat the same issue, the timing is fine but two gentle stirs should be enough unless you're trying to make green extract that tastes like herb.Also ethanol extraction is always a bad thing to suggest to hard core, long term brain damaged potheads because they'll just burn down the house. It's best for casual occasional users with their brain cells still intact because it's quite dangerous.
>>21654854whats abv??
>>21654891already been vaped. vaping decarbs your weed, and there's usually still enough of THC and co remaining inside to make edibles.
>>21654891Already Been Vaped (vaping decarbs automatically hence go straight to cook)
>>21654895>>21654896Just goes to show how pointless vaping is if there's still enough thc left to get a good extract out of it afterwards
>>21655879"Good extract" is pretty optimistic. The most desirable shit is the first to get cooked off. So what you're left with is couch lock garbage. Fine if you're desperate or just care. Personally, I'd just flush it.
>>21655879it's not really pointless. There's a limit to the amount of THC your body will absorb from one drag of smoke. Once your weed is burned, that THC is gone. Vaping lets you hit precise temps without burning your weed out, so your herb last longer. A gram of ground flower will last you a couple of sessions in a vape. You can start at low temps for the first few passes, then higher after. You can activate different cannabinoids that way.But yeah, ABV for edibles is kinda greasy.
Cooking weed isn't hard. I vape flower and cook my leftovers about ever other month. I genuinely hope you overdose. You make 4chan and the world as a whole worse off by existing.
>>21656002Yeah I hope op dies of a marihuana overdose by injecting too much freebase weed, that would be epic
>>21654877Interesting but you really have to be a special breed of drooling retard to accidentally burn down your house with ambient 95% alcohol. The only real precaution you need to take is keeping it away from a direct fire source.
>>21656068So like, cooking appliances, and candles, both of which are common and can reasonably be expected to exist in a pothead's environment?Also manipulating a liter of pure grain alcohol in various containers presents a much greater fire hazard than the everyday "pouring a little vodka into a shot glass" which we're used to, and which present little to no risk.
>>21656104If some dumbass is keeping lit candles all over their house then it was going to burn down eventually. I've distilled quite a bit of my own alcohol in the past and from experience pure alcohol is pretty difficult to ignite unless you're directly holding a lighter over it. Hell, I've even put batches of 80-90% pure spirits with wood chips into a microwave a couple of times to rapidly age them, an esoteric protip that I learned from an alcoholic boomer's post on homedistiller, and my house is still here.
>>21653601>>21654516>>21654531DUDEY WEEDEYYYYYYY
>>21654035>>21654854>coconutBut like, what are you gonna cook with coconut oil vs butter? So the coconut oil is just gonna be an extra ingredient to wtv you're making, as opposed to the main cooking oil?
Dude
everyone shitting themselves to squeal "dude weed"what other board would this post be appropriate for?We used to have a culture. we used to have 420chan to ask these questions.
>>21656228They're newEven if I don't partake this has always been a haven for booze, smokes, and weed
>>21656243Based accepting soberchad
>>21656220>coconut oil!?!? but what could I possibly cook with that? I only know how to cook one thing and I can't improvise, use my imagination, or look things up; please hold my hand mommy I'm scared...
>>21653552DUDEWEEDLMAO
>>21657056He's shooting himself in the foot because in my opinion coconut oil is the better fat for extraction. You can avoid the entire water bath method
>>21655879Retarded. There's still THC in reclaim resin too. Would you smoke reclaim resin from a pipe? I wouldn't, not anymore...Would I smoke reclaim from a vape? Oh fuck hell yes, better than any hash.If you are weak lunged then you vape at low temps and the weed is still greenish when you dump it out (save it for cooking) If you're hardcore about you're weed needs then you likely turn up the temps, and it looks black when you dump it, but still no ashes, even this black stuff is like a cigarette filter: all the smoke passes through it and some gets stuck in it just like a cigarette filter. This low THC stuff can still be extracted with oil, filtered and reused to extract more. You can do this with the ashes of smoked weed too but it's just a nasty subhuman level of pettiness when you can just vape and everything tastes excellent, is potent, and can be held in your lungs for long times without feeling choked or burnt out.
>>21658507It's still worth doing a wash per the boiling water added to liquid fat method, very effective at cleaning up the extraction which will be good but not close to perfect
A few years ago I decarbed 2gs of kief in my oven and then mixed it into melting butter and chocolate in a little pan on my stovetop. I poured the sludge on a piece of bread and ate it. It was wretched tasting. I got higher than I've ever been from any weed product I've ever tried and I've tried them all and in large quantities. I was completely blasted for 24 hours. The first long wave of the high was me spread out on my bed like the Vitruvian Man while drifting in and out of a dream/wake state in which I was a Navi on Pandora living and hunting with my tribe. It was so vivid and real, I felt like I had lived as a Navi for years. It was the most intense trip I've had that wasn't from k or acid or mushrooms or research chems or salvia or DMT. The Avatar dream state subsided after five or six hours and then I was just retardedly high for a day. Went to sleep and woke up and my body was fucked up and I was incredibly uncoordinated and my movements were all herky jerky and weird. My depth perception was shot. It was like stumbling around with a drunk body that won't listen but you're not drunk in the mind so you're laughing at how absurd it is that your body won't respond to your commands. I don't remember much else from that day. I'm not a lightweight either. I've taken 500mg edibles and been able function but 2gs of kief put me on Pandora. Only 64 days to go until Avatar 3
>>21653552why the fak u tryin to make weed milk OP, just smoke that shit
>>21653552>duuude heckin Weederino>take my updoot good saar!!!
>>21653552im pretty certain that a microwave will not heat the weed enough to decarb
just buy edibles at the dispensary it's not the 90s anymore
