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chicken soup with black beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic spinach avocado and ginger cooked in a broth of v8 olive oil pink salt paprika cumin and water. frozen oatmeal with apple tea carrots and multivitamins in it. God bless
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Very unappetizing god bless
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>>21654405
godßless
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looks good nigga. my mom is making soup this week :)
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>>21654416
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21654440
thank you for the compliment. have a good soup
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>>21654405
God bless
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Is the avocado totally cooked into the mix? How do you come up with the dishes? Like do you think to yourself "I need x fiber, y protein, z fat?" And just work off that ratio?
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>>21654405
>tea in oatmeal
huh...
How is it?
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>>21656171
pretty bad
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>>21655930
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21655939
i crush it against the side of the pot with the spoon after i cut the chicken breast up with it. the dishes have slowly evolved over time with different improvements like onions instead of rice, chicken instead of eggs. avocado in for more potassium, oats in or aside for the thiamine. the more i can add to the soup or slop that removes a need for a supplement the better. aiming to add nori at some point to dodge the kelp pills for iodine. here's an old ones ingredients january 13 2024. for science i'll skip mashing the avocado today to see how it looks and how it feels to eat boiled in broth. usually hate the texture very slug adjacent but it's a great low glycemic index potassium source.

>>21656171
pretty good
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>>21656472
>usually hate the texture very slug adjacent but it's a great low glycemic index potassium source.
Yeah I'm just gonna keep eating the shit I like and die satisfied.
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chicken soup with black beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic spinach avocado and ginger cooked in a broth of crushed tomato olive oil pink salt paprika cumin and water. God bless
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>>21654405
Looks like disgusting prison slop
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>>21656560
>Looks like disgusting prison slop
https://youtu.be/BwsXh7dZyOE?si=wNMWbQBNKney1nGQ
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>>21656566
Learn how to cook. I'd recommend coming out of your cave and learn about herbs so you could give your grey goo some color.
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>>21654405
I made a potato, onion and apple soup yesterday. It was simple and filling. And it looked a lot better than that muck
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>>21656560
>>21656615
caring how your daily food looks is for women and children. all that matters is how it tastes and how it makes you feel after. potato onion apple soup sounds great. that'd be insane with some spicy sausage
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>>21656503
God bless
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anyone here make their own wooden spoons
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>>21657441
thank you for the blessing, you too
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>>21657681
very nice good work. i need one of those since my last one broke. what type of wood is that
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this stuff's gonna look even rougher tomorrow. skipping the tomato cause these pre-prepared avocado cubes are coated in citric acid. back to real raw ones soon
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>>21657690
sycamore, it's really fine grained, victorians made all of their wooden spoons with sycamore

here's a mustard spoon with spalted birch I traded with an old lady for a knitted scarf she makes
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>>21657733
That’s pretty cool, how long does it take to carve them?
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>>21656472
i extremely prefer your rational posts like these that admit you're eating slop and mostly hate it, but know its good for you

the weird impersonal string-on ingredients list and god bless is fucking weird man

also im not even atheist OR muslim but its more about your posts being too samey that they become filterable

some genuine feedback. god bless
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>>21657264
Caring about how your food works is an ingrained survival mechanism, you bellend.
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>>21658323
>works
Looks
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>>21654405
>broth of v8 olive oil
Explain what v8 olive oil is or i will hound these threads with extreme levels of shitposting
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god isn't real and this idiot is eating literal gruel as some sort of self-flagellation routine. ask yourself, if god was real, would he really have a devout subject eating slop and reporting it to 4chan on a daily basis? no, this is some kind of nightmare ritual. this is the kind of thing you do when you've lost all hope and you're caught in limbo between the nothingness of non-existence and the emptiness of life.
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>>21658357
well, half of your post is what i was getting at with >>21658312
since it's not ai generated it's really obscure, but the CIA and other gay ops have way too large of a budget and still run stupid fucking studies on everything you can possibly think of. shitposting gruel on ck every day and analyzing the responses is the only feeble way to rationalize it
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>>21657733
beautiful tree looks very old growth. hopefully only repurposed after it dies from natural causes. beautiful work on the spoons too jesus is proud

>>21658312
well.. thank you for the feedback but i don't know what else to say other than the ingredients when they change or on a new thread. and to be honest you don't even need to say grace if you are praying through lifestyle and God knows you love God. strings of text or selective capitalization in any mortal language isn't as important to the primearch as true belief and feeling and putting in the elbow grease. but i do it out of habit and don't know an alternative. would feel forced thinking of some new line or comment every morning, would feel like forcing mysteriousness by saying nothing at all and correct me if i'm wrong but i think those would be blocked as duplicates? just doing what feels right i'm only human. that meal looks fuckin delicious by the way. was that bacon around chicken or pork? and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21658330
for more context it should have a comma between v8 the vegetable juice and olive oil but the rate i rattle them off verbally feels like commas would be speedbumps and annoying with so many of them

>>21658357
last sentence might be true but God's real, permeates every atom within and beyond, and its language is mathematics
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chicken soup with black beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic spinach avocado and ginger cooked in a broth of pink salt cumin paprika olive oil and water. God bless
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>>21657264
It was a vegetarian soup, i didnt add meat to it. But yeah it would be good with some spicy sausage, maybe some smoked turkey too.
And caring how your food looks is important since you can tell if something is rotten or spoiled. Dont just shovel whatever slop you see into your gaping maw, fatty. You probably get sick from shoveling food down without checking to see if its gone off.
Plus it is inherently depressing to gulp down bowls of slop repeatedly. No variance, no texture, just gruel.
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>>21658511
Also forgot to mention i blended the soup after boiling everything. Came out very smooth and satisfying
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>>21658511
>And caring how your food looks is important since you can tell if something is rotten or spoiled.

that's in regards to how fresh or spoiled your ingredients are, not how bad a meal looks once it's prepared. the latter being what was commented on originally and responded to. and spoiled ingredients would affect the flavor, and effects if not boiled enough, of the soup or slop which aligns with what i said about how it tastes and makes you feel being what matters. if your bowls of slop are depressing i'd say that's a skill issue. blending them down is much closer to gruel as well so i feel like you're projecting. my soups and slops, barring a curry drumstick soup a while back, are always delicious, invigorating, and the opposite of depressing. i do have to admit though that even a basic slice of bread with nothing on it would feel amazing to eat if it's the first thing you eat after not eating since around the same time the day before. i don't consider omad true fasting but in the literal definition of the word breakfast when you break the fast your body and mind will love what you eat even if it's very basic. i was thinking about your soup earlier and marinating a porkchop in some sort of peppercorn sauce, maybe a dry rub. that peppered pork with the apple potato onion... probably would be one of the best soups ever in the history of the world
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>>21658312
Didn't know Logitech k120 was there in 2011 too.
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>>21658473
God bless
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>>21658330
>Daylight threat making and holding OP hostage in the year of our chef 2025
Interesting.
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>>21658470
I legitimately forgot what that meal was as i realize i haven't had a vegetable mix that included lima beans like that in the 15 years since. it does look like pork, but it's probably actually chicken?

i appreciate your threads regardless. have a gr8 week
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>>21658870
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21659148
thank you for the support. and thank you for the well wishes, you too
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october 16 2025, God bless
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>>21654405
bowl too full 0/10
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>>21660276
god ßless

also what's in the spün?
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>>21660283
>god ßless
Shouldn't that be God bleß?
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>>21660296
it should be Godßle∫∫
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>>21660276
How many of these bowls do you have a day? Do you eat anything else?
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>>21660276
Yum! God bless
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>>21660283
frozen oatmeal with apple tea carrots and multivitamins in it. and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21660391
cheat days aside, just this and supplements halfway through it. 1 salmon-only oil pill for omegas 1 vitamin d magnesium calcium pill 1/5-1/4 kelp pill for iodine and half a natto powder pill for vitamin k2. then 2 multivitamin gummies after for dessert

>>21660426
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too
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>>21658470
Fucking awful threads. Seriously fuck and kill yourself. Less than half of Canadians and Americans still believe the primitive nonsense you do, but you're stubborn; hanging on.
Lazy fat snaggletoothed fuckface. Lol
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chicken soup with black beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic spinach zucchini avocado and ginger cooked in a broth of crushed tomato olive oil pink salt paprika cumin and water. God bless
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>>21660680
ONE bowl a day? You must be starving all the time. Or have you grown accustomed?
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>>21662006
it's good for one's asshealth

Godßbless
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>>21662108
pretty hungry the next morning but that's how it should be. aiming to lose weight and im not extremely active i'd eat more if i needed more energy. working out every other day but other than that its desk mode (stretching every few hours, dodging clots)

>>21662125
thank you for the blessing, you too
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>>21662006
God bless
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>>21662275
thank you for the blessing, you too
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>>21654405
anon, you can't just vomit into a bowl and try to pass it off as a meal...
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fresh set of soaked beans ready to freeze before jar
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>>21662230
Then in two more days you pig out on frozen pizza, ice cream, cereal, and soda pop. See you then, lardo.
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>>21663968
this nigga frezzen beans
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>>21662230
>and im not extremely active
You don't have to be EXTREMELY active. Just be a bit active. Find a route you like and walk around every now and then.

Pigging out on shit and then going on long and strenuous hikes can be repetitive and stops being fun after a while. I've been doing that the best few days so I know.
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>>21664014
i do arm leg and core day on the same day, then rest day. then i run inside in the nude
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>>21664041
>then i run inside in the nude
Why? Running is one of few things that really benefits from clothing so your shit isn't annoyingly flopping around the whole time
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>>21664042
What strange "broths" you describe. I pretty much hate the way you do everything. The blessings, the word choices, the food you make, the photos you take, the poor lack of self control on your cheat days. I can't wait until you get tired of the OCD shit that is your ever-present food diary.
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>>21663992
this nigga frezzen'nt beans!
ngmi, bru
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>>21664046
might be better with different shorts but i prefer a breezy flop over tying shorts tight enough not to fall down
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>>21664042
God bless
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>>21664318
thank you for the blessing, you too
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>>21664058
Blessed are those that eat chicken soup with beans and veggies

>>21664306
If you want to switch it up then dancing (naked) seems to burn at least as much as walking the same amount of time
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>>21664318
>>21664563
FFS, do you NEVER get tired of this meaningless exchange??
Fuck both of you.
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>>21654405
posting it to r/literalshit
thanks for the free karma
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>>21656472
what kind of turbo giganigger diabetes cancer do you have that you have to eat like this?
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october 19 2025, God bless
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>>21665783
He said a few months ago he was like 340 pounds or something.
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>>21656472
Why not steam the carrots separate?
Those are fine on their own with little salt.
Does it all have to be mixed into a single dish?
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>>21666746
what carrots the ones in the frozen oatmeal? i added those in from a frozen bag of hybrid mirepoix to try and give it some sweetness after cooking, was aiming for a dessert. even with the chopped multivitamin gummies it's not very sweet though. as for the single dish aspect of the meals in general i'm just lazy and its nice and easy, everything in the pot and boil it up. here's todays with everything but the filtered water for the broth and the zucchini i toss in near the end
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Here’s a chicken soup with bacon bits and Colby jack
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>>21666895
looks good i want to see more of the soup. but from the stuff that i can see and the description i'd fucking demolish that dipping them in it and scooping it on them
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>21661395
>21663978
>21664058
>21665718
No (you)s for you satan

>>21666828
God bless you wagmi
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>>21666074
Also most of his teeth have fallen out from oral neglect. OP's falling apart and documenting all of it since he'll never leave any other legacy in this world. Marvel at his bowls of poo and puke, interspersed with frozen pizzas and sugary treats.
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>>21667989
thank you for the blessing, you too
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october 20 2025, God bless
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>>21668188
God bless
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>>21668188
bro how long are you going to stay in this hospital
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>>21668391
thank you for the blessing, you too
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chicken breast pieces with olive oil paprika and pink salt
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184lb
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>>21669824
god bless
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>>21669081
God bless
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God ßless us, every one
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>>21669875
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21669921
amen
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chicken soup with black beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic spinach avocado and ginger cooked in a broth of pink salt cumin paprika olive oil and water. God bless
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>>21654405
whats on the spoon?
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>>21668008
The reality finally sank in that I'll never be a woman.
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>>21654405
>avocado
In a soup and it's not the base?
Hmmm....
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>>21670458
frozen oatmeal with apple tea carrots and multivitamins in it

>>21670490
it's in there for the potassium
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fuck that polluted pink stuff. got the puro
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>>21671599
And the cheating begins! Didn't take you long. Undoing any progress you made slowing the fat storage while you ate bowls of waste for a few days.
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mcgangbang oreo sundae fudge mcflurry filetofish and chips
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>>21670490
Yeah, that's weird. Cooking with avocado is like cooking with mayonnaise; just feels wrong. I'll take mine freshly mashed and eaten immediately. Look how it browns in a matter of hours; now imagine that in your poop bowls. No, I'm not cooking with avocado. lol
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>>21671484
I see the unhealthy part of the week has begun. pizzas and pints of ice cream to follow. This guy doesn't do anything half-assed. Except sticking to his diet of course. Just a series of peaks and valleys. This is sad to watch. Why are you so public about failure? Is this like "confessing your sins"?
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JFC, godfag. You eat PRODIGIOUS amounts when cheating. You eat like those 600 lb life people. 2 whole pizzas, bowls of cereal, then multiple fast food sandwiches and a cookie milkshake.

Dude, you do NOT diet hardcore enough with your little lentil chicken barf bowls to have earned these colossal cheats. You're gaining weight every week and you know it.

Anyone else not a zoomer or millennial? Remember when there used to be shame and privacy? lol
Now people proudly show the whole world as they fuck up on what they've declared they were doing. Are you trying to dip your toe in the lolcow life?
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OP at home.
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iced gorilla munch with pumpkin pie filling
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>>21671835
Start doing this.
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>>21671860
This has become such a gross-out thread. Wow.
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>>21671662
>>21671833
>>21671835
Not OP but you won’t absorb all the calories from an occasional binge, and after a week of soup eating (gobless) the temporary water weight will be gone again and he should be back on track.
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>occasional
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>>21671860
We really get all shades of excretion from you, OP. That's more like baby shit, whereas the bowls are often like black bear shit, loose otter shit, and all manner of hangover dumps from people. kek
I clearly enjoy entertaining myself here, but it's really a coping mechanism that helps me endure your threads. Like some war soldier who has no choice but to laugh at the tragedy of all the carnage around him.
At least you keep us on our toes.
>what excretion on earth has he photographed and eaten today? And how many blessings will he receive in lieu of compliments on the delicious looking meals?
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didn't much care for this. had to add two pumpkin pie ice cubes to get through it. other ones are amazing though
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>>21673193
>>21673233
>ranch dressing jar cereal
Nice. For me it’s coffee mug
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yo bray is this you
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>>21673859
great morning atmosphere. what's the best cereal you've eaten out of your mug. i'm looking for more of the best for these days
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western family brand rising crust pepperoni
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western family brand rising crust four meat
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french toast crunch with 3 pumpkin pie ice cubes. God bless
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>>21674216
>>21674217
ßless
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sugar crisp in the leftover milk
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>>21674227
thank you for the blessing, you too
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>>21674230
God bless
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>>21674251
thank you for the blessing, you too
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gorilla munch with 4 pumpkin pie ice cubes
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sugar crisp with 2 pumpkin pie ice cubes
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gorilla munch in the leftover milk
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>>21674907
God bless.
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>>21674907
God bless. Looks filling
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>>21654405
Meatloaf with a glaze of honey, ketchup and Worcestershire sauce, mashed potatoes and not enough roasted green beans
Apparently the picture is too big for 4chan
God bless
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watery shit poop
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>>21674909
>>21675380
thank you for the blessings, you too. and it was.

>>21675396
sounds good. and thank you for the blessing, you too. try saving it as or converting it to jpg i'd like to see it
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>>21675790
aww fukyea
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>>21674212
I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch a lot, it’s a combo of wheat and rice so it stays pretty crunchy
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>>21675790
The Fattening continues. You've completely given up at this point. Even 'god' can't save you (but of course he can't), lol.
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>>21675845
that's one of the best
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and another from last hour
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>>21675852
Yo OP if you’re like me I started getting massive cravings as it got darker, began taking vitamin D and the cravings went away (like next day I was fine again)
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gave this another chance with some cinnamon. wasn't horrible
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gorilla munch and honey'd corn flakes that were stored in the freezer
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>>21654405
looks like something they fed the horses in WW1
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>>21677074
God bless
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>>21656503
Brayden, what is in the spoon?
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Wish the mods would start banning this faggot again.
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>>21676322
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>>21677074
Dude, you're completely GORGING yourself! How can you eat so, so, so many helpings of cereal in a single day? This is concerning. Your "cheat days" are getting longer, more frequent, and way more intensive.
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>>21677734
starting out with this post and scrolling up had me laughing so hard
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>>21677517
thank you for the compliment

>>21677522
thank you for the blessing, you too
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>>21654405
Holy shit poor people really eat gruel?
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gorilla munch mixed with koala crisp
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straight gorilla munch. God bless
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>>21670444
what is the stuff on the spoon? God bless.
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>>21678790
frozen oatmeal with apple tea carrots and multivitamins in it. and thank you for the blessing, you too
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frozen gorilla munch
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>>21679251
>>21679563
>>21678490

Good lord, OP. You're really going for it. Get all that extra ice cream residue! Have twelve servings of sugary carbs in fatty milk. Freeze it because you're some kind of psycho.

Is this thread your confession? What are you doing? Why are you registering every single thing you eat here? It's just a list of your sad food sins.
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>>21654405
Looks like garbage.

Probably tasty. I have to make more stews and soup, it be the season.
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>>21679647
>Probably tasty
thank you for the compliment
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chicken soup with black beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic spinach avocado ginger and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin dill paprika olive oil and water. God bless
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>>21680478
You're gonna need bigger bowls. Why don't you just eat 5 or 6 servings of it like you do the cereal?
Why do you do everything like a fucking retard?
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leftover frozen gorilla munch to step down the sugar. back to normal without headache
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>>21654405
Good man. It doesn't even look that bad. I use to take literal greens and water and mix it in the blender and drink it. Keep eating healthy. God bless.
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>>21680639
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the words of encouragement and the blessing, you too.
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taco salsa oat chips
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>>21681325
God bless
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>>21681879
So fucking cringe. What a bunch of silly incel faggots.
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>>21681884
I'm praying for you to find Jesus
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>>21681891
No you aren't. But you go look for him. lol
I'm what you'd call a 'grown-up'. With a certain level of education and intelligence you'll wake up too. Until then, enjoy your false comfort.
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>>21681894
why are you so miserable
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>>21681879
thank you for the blessing, you too
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october 27 2025, God bless
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>>21682736
Yum! God bless
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>>21682809
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too
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208lb. 211lb yesterday
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>>21681957
Ignore the tranny loser.
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>>21683613
You’ll probably be back under 200 by the end of the week (godbless)
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>>21684069
clocked in at 200 this morning.. pretty crazy. thank you for the blessing you too
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october 28 2025, God bless
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woops. chicken soup with black beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic spinach avocado zucchini ginger and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin dill paprika olive oil and water*
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>>21684697
God bless
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>>21684697
This seriously looks like fucking sewage

What the fuck is your problem
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भगवान भला करे.
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>>21654405
OP, are you on an extreme diet? This is like day 80 of the savory grain soup diet, am I right?
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I really love anon yo-yoing between being the healthiest motherfucker on this board and being the fattest man alive while eating ever increasing portion sizes of everything
please keep going but don't eat yourself to death
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>>21684815
>>21684849
thank you for the blessings, you too

>>21684854
big cheat day gaps in the mix, these are mostly to accommodate for those

>>21684978
thank you for the words of encouragement and caution
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>>21683657
"jesus" loves everyone. So you're a hypocrite chud. As we already knew.
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>>21684815
Thank you for the blessing.

>>21682809
Thank you for the blessing.
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>>21684854
It goes from one extreme to the other. Extreme poop/puke bowls to extreme gluttony: seventeen bowls of cereal (some frozen for unknown reasons) and multiple pizzas in a single day, washed down with ice cream.

Unsustainable, but the real mystery is why the fuck he's sharing it. Never any actual cooking or ingredients shown. Just a dated photo of what the toothless incel lardo is about to eat.

It's obviously some kind of compulsion he has to complete daily. Eventually I hope it gets seen as the spam that it is. Terrible photos and silly religitard prayers and shit. I feel sorry for everyone who supports this. Clearly a cry for help for all involved.
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>>21654414
>>21654416
FFS, even the "supporters" of this endless, idiotic thread universally declare how goddamned disgusting it all looks!
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>>21665783
Just look at the shit he eats between the insanity bowls. It's plain to see why his teeth are all rotten and he's fat.
Poor upbringing, possibly neglect. None of the cooking makes any sense. Taking stuff that you don't cook and stewing it for hours. Adding egg yolks and avocado at the beginning of a "broth" of vinegar and vitamins and V8.
Everything is an incomprehensible mess; like A.I. tried to cook. Then during the cheat days it's like some little kid got to choose the meals and then got so stoned he ate 4 days worth of food in one.
Fascinating anon, yet easy to be disgusted by. I always wonder what circumstances leads a person to be so odd and just "off" by adulthood. It takes all kinds, as the saying goes. What kind OP is, we may never know.
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>>21685777
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>>21685805
Blesslet gonna complain the body and blood of Christ next lol
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pan seared chicken breast atop lentils poached in a garlic and rosemary broth. crispy fried leek to garnish god bless
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>>21686217
11/10 by /ck/ standards but do you have a soup plate? Breast on a long biased section of toasted baguette surrounded by the lentils in a soup plate 12/10
One more garnish 14/10 but not two, like a little farmer's cheese would look fantastic, and so would pimento or some other red pickle, but both would be too much
Thank you for posting something pretty
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>>21686226
yeah i was dabbling the thought some toasted and chopped walnuts as a garnish but that doesnt add much to color the plate. i'd tried some julienned green onions in the past, which i put in some cold water which curled nicely

between the walnuts and fried leeks i think the added crunch is a nice textural contrast. the green onion is also nice, and affords a different "fresh" kind of crunch

soup plate would be decent i think the rim would help the presentation a lot. toasted baguette would also be great, the lentils are rich enough to spread on with the back of a spoon.

exquisite sensibilities anon, your insights give me a lot to try in the future. good thing i have cooked a lot of lentils, so i will be experimenting all week with your recommended configurations
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>>21686226
also another sly substitute for the chicken breast could be some pan-seared cod, marco pierre white style

marco also garnishes with some fried chantrelles but im hard pressed to find those here in the city

also forgot to mention i drizzled some good balsamico over the whole thing which brings a nice acidic sweetness to the affair. lentils are a good canvas to express so many things, i have been eating them in the place of rice more often
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>>21686231
And for the record, I mean 11/10 for the actual tryhards around here, not the bots and shitposters and meal prep guys
We need to bring back the cooking competitions, this would probably win in an lentil-off
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>>21686251
thank you anon that is very kind of you to say

i think we eat with our eyes first so i always try to spend a little extra time on plating
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>>21686217
great meal and amen
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chicken soup with black beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic spinach avocado zucchini ginger and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of crushed tomato pickling salt franks redhot cumin paprika olive oil dill and water. God bless
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>>21686845
Yum! God bless
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>>21686845
God bless homie keep it up.
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>>21654405
Beans and spinach and... what the heck?!
That's not how you make beans!
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>>21687430
Is it any wonder it looks like excrement when he just dumps 30 incongruent ingredients together in a pot and turns on the heat?
What an incomprehensible mess!
You can't describe a "broth" by just listing every fucking spice in it. That's not what broth is; water the last ingredient on the list.
>>21686848
>Yum
No, you do NOT think that looks appetizing. You're reverse trolling; you're posting unrealistically positive sentiments over complete POOP.
>>21686852
No, we do NOT want him to keep it up. And there isn't a god. You are the most pathetic pieces of shit ever. The spite club.
This thread needs to be removed and then banned. This cannot continue. Everything is wrong.

Fat.
Toothless.
Canadian Incel.

Stop.
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>>21686845
looks good, enjoy ! god bless
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>>21686848
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21686852
thank you for the words of encouragement. and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21687687
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too
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>>21687900
Go fuck yourself, loser.
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>>21687956
you are pathetic and clearly jealous, you cant stomach shit but mcnuggets bitch boy, god bless
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>>21688027
I'm not jealous. I make bomb cooking threads where you learn and the food looks good. I'm shitting on this faggot because he's awful, just like every godfag incel supporting him. That includes your projecting ass. There's NOTHING to possibly be envious of here. Nothing. And you know it.
Demon curse.
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>>21686845
>pickling salt

But why????? This is some weird OCD shit, these lists of yours. Learn how to use commas.
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>>21688075
purest salt you can get. even more than iodized table salt or kosher salt. and pink and sea salts are contaminated. when i say the ingredients out loud at high speed it feels wrong to add commas. i don't intend to troll with improper grammar. it's more of a list than a sentence. it would feel accurate using dashes and new lines for each instead of commas due to the syntax, but that would hog vertical space. just doing what feels right
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chicken soup with black beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic spinach avocado zucchini ginger and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin paprika olive oil and water. God bless
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Ya know, these lentil God Bless threads... They really do bring me a little light to my days, cuz it's genuinely just some Canadian guy trying to get healthy, and he's keeping himself accountable by sharing his journey here, in one of the most oppressive places in the internet, amidst a river of awful people telling him some of the worst, demotivating things. And he only responds to kindness, is always thankful, and ignores the hate. We should all be more like God Bless Lentil guy.
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>>21688901
God bless fren
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>>21688909
he's grown on me for sure
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>>21688901
bless
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>>21654416
blasphemous
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>>21657733
should have trade her your virginity
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>>21688909
>They really do bring me a little light to my days
thank you for the words of encouragement

>>21688932
>>21689731
thank you for the blessings, you too
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>>21688909
Fuck that
his food is fucking shit and I don't like fucking looking at it
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>>21688909
you can go fuck yourself right alongside the diarrhea bowl posting christfag
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>>21688909
Eat shit, fuck off, kill yourself, stuff the "ray of sunshine" shit up your faggot ASS!

This is autism and OCD being foisted on everyone multiple times daily, nonstop, for fucking months straight.
We're watching a failure in progress. A guy getting worse and worse before us. He makes no apologies, he has zero shame. But he should. He should be embarrassed by how much he eats on his cheat days and how there's no fucking variety to anything he does. And in the past I've chided OP for not having more photos, but now I realize I don't want them. I don't want to see these "broths" bubbling away with brown avocado and vinegar and stupid spices.
This is only succeeding because of the hate it gets. These KHHV incel shut-in failures love to hang together and they love an underdog; they love contrarianism. They're posting in bad faith because it spites someone worse to them. No one thinks the food looks good or seems like it'd taste good. They just like the 'god bless' shit and the fact that it's unpopular with achievers.
It's a perfect storm where it's un-ignorably bad to the point it's irresistible to shit on, which means it generates the very hate that the contrarian supporters feed on. If no one came here with hatred and vitriol there'd be no camaraderie, there'd be nothing to come together to defend. That extends the life of this. The supporters aren't here for OP, they're here to battle people like me. They're here because of religion.

Fuck OP and everyone who doesn't hate him.
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october 31 2025, God bless
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>>21690697
Keep up the good work fren. God bless
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>>21690701
thank you for the encouraging words. and thank you for the blessing, you too
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191lb
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>>21690079
Some of us have actually grown tired of being shitty online, and would rather encourage sincere acts as opposed to ironic bullshit to not be seen as cringe. I don't care how cringe this guy is, he makes an effort to keep up these threads and there's obviously something to them, he gets a ton of engagement from people saying good job, and people like you who shit on him. Don't care that he's a fat loser, he's doing something that makes him happy, maybe it's the highlight of his day in what's likely a sad, shitty, lonely life like the rest of us, and it's nice.
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november 1 2025, God bless
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>>21692352
What's in this bowl?
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>>21692342
Eat bowls of shit, Pollyanna. Just like OP does.
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>>21692355
Oats, rosehips, celery salt, avocado, chicken, squash, faird lentils, chinese virgin boy egg yolks, squid ink, barf, poop, in a broth of V-8, frozen Honey Smacks, cayenne pepper, brita, and toilet wine vinegar.
god bless
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>>21692352
nice, God bless
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>>21692355
chicken soup with black beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic spinach avocado zucchini ginger and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin paprika olive oil and water

>>21692379
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too
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>>21693395
All that crunchy raw onion. Foul.
At least it covers your mashed stool.
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All these green veggies listed. Wtf? Why puree it into dark brown sludge? And perhaps these ingredients are incongruent. Too many things going on. It could be three soups that look and taste good and make sense. But that's not how he does things. Beans, oats, lentils together. Ginger.
No. Would not even sample. Don't wanna be in the room with it.
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Bless Bump
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>>21692342
That guy clearly has no life outside of having tantrums on the internet since you can very easily identify his posts across this board by the autistic long-winded seethe posts along with his le epic oldfag memes. Honestly it's quite sad and profoundly mentally ill.
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november 2 2025, God bless
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>>21693395
Did you make the lentil tacos? They look nice and crunchy
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yes. if you're referring to the outer shells those are the oat tortillas and they weren't as crunchy as they may seem but thank you for the compliment that you thought they looked nice. whole thing wasn't as amazing as i expected it to be, yellow onions don't play raw like reds, but it was fun to make and eat. bit of franks and some extra taco powder mixed with filtered water drizzled on top and they went from ok to pretty decent in total. made a patty from what fell out
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God bless
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>>21695695
Gross bless
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>>21695695
Oh great now it looks like dried vomit instead of diarrhea
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>>21696043
amen. and thank you and amen to >>21693654 should have said so before
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november 3 2025, God bless
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>>21696455
Looks pretty good today.
Godbless
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>>21696451
Are you obsessive compulsive or is this just about bumping? What happens if you fail to thank someone or return an "amen"?
Religion is fucking queer and silly. What a stupid ancient ritual to participate in.

>>21697029
No it doesn't. Fuck yourself.



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