hey guys recipes for a single guy thanks
>>21655799Looks the same going in as coming out. Beautiful natural biological symmetry.
>>21655799>poopoo ala caca
tihs fo pols a ekil skool
that's probably tastythe other day i also cooked something with sausages and the picture i took made it look like fecesit is a brain thing
>>21655799Literally looks like how my chest did after a hookup with this one 32 year old woman. Love the fetish life.
>>21655845fpbp
>>21655845Based kraut
>>21655897fifth post best post?
Do you think RFK posts here?
>>21655845So she put the lentil puree and sausages onto your chest instead of a plate after cooking?The no-plate fetish is truly getting out of hand.
>>21655799was this made by the "god bless" poster?
>>21655927came here to post this kek
>>21655927Don't insult God Bless like that
>>21655927Lmfao.
>>21655799That is poop from a butt
>>21655813>that's probably tastyYou are a massive faggot from a third world shit hole. Your opinion on food is irrelevant.
>>21655999what?
>>21655955is it a girls butt?
>>21656112what would that change anyway anon?
>>21655799Please be fake.
>>21656125It is.
godßless
>>21655914I don't think he knows what 4chan, a post, or a lentil is.
>>21655799Cheryl Hines hiney bisquits?
post the choc mousse
>>21656125It's actually from a facebook group. The lady who posted this is a gran in her 50's from Italy. It's actually a real dish in Northern Italy, look it up. Picrel is what it's supposed to look like when you plate it with a modicum of self respect.
>>21657573Why are lentils so unpopular? They're cheap as shit, easy to cook, and very healthy.
>>21657809that doesn't look very puree'd
>>21657951the traditional way of doing it doesn't involve puree either, I don't know what that lady was onto when she decided to puree hers.
>>21655902Yes you absolute idiot fuck off cunt
>>21655914Not here,PwHe knows he can blend in thereNobody will notice another schizo with a worm in the head there
>>21657809Not bad but needs bit more sosig and maybe some roasted bell peppers
>>21658040daddy chill
>>21655845I prefer the solid type instead of the runny
>>21656120everything
>>21657809that looks good. i plan to make something similar tomorrow
>>21655799I mean there is a literal spanish traditional dish involving lentils and sausages why the fuck did he have to go out of his way to make it more revolting besides attention whoring on the nets?
>>21655813It's probably not and if you weren't being a contrarian fag you'd agree. I'll lay out why. People who don't have the basic cooking skill to not make a dish look like literal shit and diarrhea on your plate probably don't have the cooking skill to make a dish that is enjoyable taste-wise. Just cutting those sausages on the bias into rounds and arranging them on the plate before pouring the puree over them would keep them from looking like turds. If you can't do that, you probably don't cook delicious food to begin with.
>>21655845Anon, I know this is an anymous forum, but you really could've kept that to yourself
>>21655799>the guy eating five (5) sausages with a carb bomb sauce is telling you vaccines are bad
>>21655799>So, I says, lentil puree, sausages, they all wind up the same color in the end.
>>21655799God Bless
>>21658591it is not being contrarian, it is just that there's food that looks like that on camera
His anus is prepared
>>21658646do you understand even the basics of nutrition? Or are you some rare extra retarded vaccine believer species of ketolard.
>>21660767Like I said it theoretically could taste good, but if someone doesn't care enough to keep their food from looking like an actual 1:1 recreation of turds with diarrhea then they probably don't care enough to make it taste good.
>>21660802Sausage is not good for you. Well-made sausage isn't as bad for you as shittier ones but those do not look like well-made sausages, they look like mass-produced garbage.
I'm just wondering how effective the God Bless poster's blessing is, right. Like, what must one do to secure the greatest blessing? Is simply seeing the thread enough to get you on God's radar? What do the higher support tiers look like, if any?
>>21655799Sloppa. That's it bro.
RFK radchecked to be an official fallout ghoul
>>21660806Sausage is good for you it has healthy animal fats and proteins, unless he cooked them in seed oils but RFK would not do that.
>>21661057Depends on the sausage. RFK Jr is not above eating McSlop so I have no reason to believe he'd be above eating shitty processed garbage sausage.
>>21657872they taste like dirt
>>21661062Everything tastes like dirt or water if you buy it in a supermarket. Buy decent lentils.
>>21660805you don't get my point, some dishes do look like that on camera, is just how it is, not everything can be instagram faggotry, you sissy faggot
>>21655804
>>21655799bow down to big Indian cock, bitch
>>21661452A change in lighting or camera angles won't keep that from looking like human excrement, bud. Brainworm supreme is fine eating what looks like literal turds, he's probably fine with it tasting like that as well.
>>21655845wtf faggot?
>>21655799This the scatophobic equivalent of vegan sausage.
>>21655799>god blessLOL
>>21662113LMAO
>>21657809Lentils are fucking great. It's like a stew where the base is chorizo and a fatty cut of pork like bacon.Fuck I need to cook a pot of it.
>>21655799literally me
>>21655804ROTFL!!!!
>>21661061he likes eating roadkill
Sometimes I wonder how close this board can get to posting actual shit or if our mods are scat fetishists
