>my reaction as a waitress when grown, "adult" men ask for no tomatoes and no onions on their burgerHas your palette really not matured past that of a five year old?
>>21656379*palateESL retard.
>>21656379Tomatoes on a burger are usually shit out of season hothouses with no flavor and generally warm and slimy. No onions is a travesty, though.
>>21656379>palette
>>21656388This is a food board, go to /fit/ if you want to talk about palates.
>>21656394>namefagKill yourself, retard.
>>21656394Palates are food related. Palettes are what you'd apply if you actually used your crayons instead of eating them.
Most tomatoes are trash tier, these days you have to grow your own if you want actual flavour.
>>21656379Funny, that's also my reaction when a brainless wagie whore working a job with no prospects starts whining about the people paying her bills.
>>21656405Go back to r9k, chud. This is a woman's board.
>>21656400Those Italian San Marzano tomatoes are damn tasty. No good on a burger though.
>>21656405Ok bud, I don't like this post either but it's no excuse to be a douche, take the sexism outside
>>21656413Oh no the tone police is here to complain for the 9999999th time. This isn't reddit you stupid bitch
>>21656458Put your tampon back in, Brittany.
>>21656379Why would you put s0y on your burger? Are you stupid?
>>21656466>s0y*soyLurk moar, newfag.
>>21656467I've been here since before you were born, onionsboy.
>>21656379tomatoes are wet, mushy, slimy, cold and their overwhelming sourness covers every other flavor.there are tons of vegetables that are good in burgers, tomates are not one of them.agree on onion haters getting the rope though
I usually go with tomato but I agree that they're usually flavorless and actually makes the texture worse. Lettuce is also flavorless but it adds a crunch to it.
>>21656458I understand that you're upset but you need to calm down. Can you do that for me?
>>21656490NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>21656458Its 2025 my dude. You need to grow up.
I always ask for no onions so my breath doesn't smell when I'm kissing the cute waitress after her shift ;-)
>>21656379And I should give the slightest fuck what you, a total stranger, thinks about *my* burger that I'm paying for with *my* money, why?
>>21656379A burger without tomato, onions, and pickles is not even a burger. It's just a meat sandwhich
>>21656411What about on a pizza burger? San Marzanos are usually used for pizza and pasta
>>21656618I’ve never had a pizza burger.
>>21656510It's 2025, my dude. Time to grow up and learn the difference between its and it's.
>>21656515Fag
>>21656474Then why don't you know about that word filter not applying on /ck/ you lying homo
a thread died for this wagieslop
>>21656677>grow up>my dudeIrony.
>>21656379>knowing what you like and don't like is childish>maturity means all food tastes good to everybody that's matureyou think like dogshit.stop being bamboozled by the industry.
>>21656410>a woman's boardyou know the rules.
>>21656510>the one defending the complainer is telling the other anon to grow upuncanny.>>21656413get some respect for your patrons, asshole.
>>21656685Hey don't call me a homo you faggot, that's rude.
>>21656379you should be more humble, in japan they have conveyer belts that do your job
>>21656709People are retards that will judge you based on how you eat a hotdogThere is no nuance to their palate
>>21656693Read the post I was responding to, my dude.
>>21656824>my dudePlease don't assume people's gender, this board is a queer-friendly space.
>>21656831Post bussy or gtfo
>>21656677No one cares. Go touch some grass, sugar tits.
>>21656475>wetgood. Burger is less dry this way, even if meat is done perfectly, this little amount of moisture makes burger better.>mushywhat? You are eating thin slices, not chomping tomatoe like apple.>slimyits not slimy>coldits not, its just not warm, same as onion, pickles, letuce and other things. Fresh burger must rest a moment even with these aditaions because meat is too hot.>overwhelming sournessNigga you trippin. How is tomatoe everwhelmingly sour? Sauces, onions, pickles are 2x stronger in taste and nobody is crying about them.Thin slices of tomatoes are great addition to burger, it completes it even from visual perspective
>>21656379>mommy said I'm a big boy so I eat my vegetablesThis is what you sound like
As an adult I determine what I eat.>b-but you have to put the socially acceptable toppings on, my 'Manly Men Who Men' facebook page said so!
>>21656379>my reaction when some lowly minimum wage waitress has an opinion on what I choose to eatYou'll note there's no image attached to this post
>>21656379*SLAPS YOUR ASS*
>>21657144Your very gay and childish pic related says otherwise, fag. .
>>21657152>you're*hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>21657152You expect any better from a weeab?>>21657154Newfag.
When I'm eating a planned multi-course meal, I eat everything. When I'm going to McWageslaves, I order what I want.
>>21656379Tomatoes suck on a burger though, they just soak things up, throws off the texture, etcAnd what type of waitress actually cares? They can order a steak burnt-to-a-crisp, if they tipped me well I didn't care>ex-waiter of four years
>>21656379>my reaction as a waitress when grown, "adult" men ask for no tomatoes and no onions on their burgerevery single restaurant I have gone to in the last couple of years, the waitstaff now ask if you are ok with all the ingredients. They describe the doneness level of meat back to you so you understand what you are ordering.those of us that are pro restaurant patrons find this annoying, but I understand why it happens.someone shits the bed and we all have to wear diapers.also you are not a waitress. post timestamped tits in the place you work with menu visible or GTFO.
>>21656389spbp>>21656400correct>>21656745real men don't give one shit about what others think of them.
>>21656519>A burger without tomato, onions, and pickles is not even a burger. It's just a meat sandwhichNope. Burgers in diners around here (Metro NYC) have nothing on them. You want the deluxe burger that actually has toppings for $3 more.
>>21656379Are they onions browned? No? Then you can shove them up your slimy cuntAre the tomatoes a meaty heirloom or a shit tier watery hot house? If not, put it in Martha’s italian salad I am not eating that shit>lettuce on a burgerIm just not a faggot that’s all
>>21656379Tomatoes can be hit or miss, onion, lettuce and pickles are mandatory though.
>>21656394based ESL chad making the heckin' oldfaggerinos foam at the mouth
>>21657209>real men don't give one shit about what others think of them.That's a retarded thing to sayOpinions are always relevant. You wouldn't want someone sitting behind you if they hated your guts
>>21656388It's pallet, euro scum
>>21656494 uuuhhhh based>>21656494
>>21656379I do not eat beefburgers
>>21657186While I like tomatoes on some burgers, I gotta begrudgingly agree with this. My favorite burgers are bacon bleus (mushroom Swiss have a special place in my heart though) and the best ones I've had didn't have tomatoes on them
>>21656379>double cheese burger>add bacon>both mayo and mustard (removes them from asking for the other)>no onions>no pickles>remove tomato myself(if I ask for no tomato, they may remove the lettuce aswell, or ask if I want any veggies)>add ketchup myselfWhen I make them at home, I use Hawaiian bread and add a slice of pineapple
>>21657271>You wouldn't want someone sitting behind you if they hated your gutsI still don't care what others think of me, and whether someone hates my guts has no bearing on what I said.
>>21657401>I still don't care what others think of meApathy is a negative trait>whether someone hates my guts has no bearing on what I said.Did you post the gif to demonstrate your stawman?
>mfw you bring me my order>mfw I pay the cashier and don't tip
>>21656379Some people are intolerant of them.
Sounds like you fuck up a lot and wish no one would make you modify things on the pos. Worry about getting better at working your 3 table section and less about how people eat their food.
>>21657326Its legal name is euro palette,moshe.
>>21656388Nothing funnier than an esl trying to show off to other esl's and completely fucking it up.Pride really does goeth.
>>21656379>wanting to eat an underdeveloped, chemically grown slice of dogshit water vegetable unironically kill yourself if you think generic fast food places have good quality tomatoes.
I eat living people and dead animals
>>21658260No you don't you cringy little weirdo
>>21656619i like them :)
>>21656379You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>21658260You eat dicks, mate.
>>21658220>reddit spacing
>>21658553>>reddit spacing How new are you?
>>21658553Muscle memory. >>21658597Fag.
>>21656379>Has your palette really not matured past that of a five year old?No. And I'm not going to eat shit I don't like to seem more mature to you.
>>21656842nta, but I care. It's an increasing indicator of the decline of society.
>>21657135>tomatoe>letuce>***aditaions***>***everwhelmingly***You absolute completely sheer retard. Your fucking idiocy is immeasurable.
>>21656379I find it hilarious when waitresses judge people or get uppity. Your job is literally at the bottom of the totem pole. If you get literally any other job you would.
Lettuce and tomatos genuinely ruin a burger. It adds unnecessary flavor and water for a food that's greasy already.
>>21658657>t. Amerilard who thinks triple beef and cheese with bacon is peak burger
>>21656410All women on 4chan are just disruptive tourists
>>21658669Triple is too much. Double is well enough beef for a burger. Bacon ruins the beef flavor
>>21656518>5 year old manlet spotted
>>21656394Seems you got two faggots so eager to correct you they missed the joke
>>21656379just give me ketchup instead of tomatoes
>>21656389found the tendies eater you fat fuck
>>21657252This made laugh out loud. Thank you anon. Made my day.
>>21657336Fuck off Rajesh.
>>21657218Dont like tomatoes, but carmelized onions are great. Lettuce I can take or leave, but I see why Gordon Ramsay uses it-the lettuce keeps the buns from getting soaked with grease from the .eat and cheese.
>>21657359Toasted ciabatta is also good. And thin cut toasted sourdough. I'm not huge on ketchup and mayo on a burger but I wouldn't turn one down if offered. I need me dill chips though. I usually make mine with lettuce tomato onion dill pickles cheese and mustard. All vegg on the bottom, cheese, burger, cheese, then mustard. I'm not a food autist so enjoy your burger the way you like. Don't listen to the haters. GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>21656400Yea that's what I do. Grow my tomatoes, onion, butter lettuce, etc. Bake my own bread. It really makes the difference.
>>21658267We will never know what he eats, but everyone knows you eat a bag of dicks everyday
>>21656724
>>21658744>carmelizedYou do know that’s not actually a word?
>>21658756Lol not that anon but I just say sautéed onions.
>>21656379>le epin bait>billions of (you)'slike fucking clockwork *squeaks*
>>21656379Have your career prospects moved past that of a 16 year old?
>>21658800Based. But shit, I'm bored. Also checked
>>21658800>act like a retard>a bunch of people call you a retard while walking by>HAHA EPICLY BAITED BY MY MASTERFUL TROLLSKILLZokay
>>21658933It takes two to tango, bitch tits. All you have to do is walk away from the keyboard and yet you keep responding to me like a big fat chump.
>>21656389Mmmm just tomato and pickles. In n out just tomato and extra spread OMG too wonderful. Different from a typical burger experience altogether. I do love lettuce onion cheese pickle tomato normalfag burgers too tho. Just a different thing like bacon avocado ones or swiss n mushroom ones.
>>21657135>>wet>good. Burger is less dry this way, even if meat is done perfectly, this little amount of moisture makes burger better.That's fucking retarded. If your burger patty is not juicy as fuck and you need sloppy tomatoes on it to make it not dry then you have no fucking clue how to cook a good burger or your meat is poverty tier shit.
>>21656379If your tomatoes are bland consistantly you're damn right I will ask for none on my manwich. Onions on the other hand are the franks redhot of vegetables, I put that on everything
>>21658601Ah right so you're new and you're a massive cocksucker who should have his eyelids removed then be forced to watch his family be flayed to death, before being blinded then having every single bone in his fat body broken from the feet upwards and tortured year after year for the rest of your pathetic fucking life.
>>21659609Seek help
